Or at least keep it simple and on-message with gifts featuring the irrepressible love heart, still a winner all these years on.
Top 5 for Her
Let her show she cares by dressing up and giving you a Valentine's night to remember. Choose between a dash of sophistication with the Leg Avenue Hearts Mesh Bikini Set and a cheekier daring heart-shaped string… Or tease the slut in her with a shameless (and crotchless) heart thong.
If wardrobe improvements aren't her thing or her shelves are overflowing already, why not spoil her with a love heart stimulator or vibrating egg and encourage her to put on a show for you? The egg doubles up as a reflexology aid for girls who pretend they're not into toys, making this a failsafe purchase to spare her blushes!
Top 5 for Him
Get him to stay harder longer to while away those long winter nights with a heart-shaped silicone cock ring or bullet-loaded lovemaker clitoral stimulator.
For a gentle nudge in the direction of bedroom hi-jinks, why not try feeding him some X-rated Love Hearts?
And if you want to take this opportunity to broaden his mind, why not try leaving a roll of designer heart-print bondage tape or a love hearts spanking paddle on the bed to spur his imagination to darker depths?
February 14 is nearly upon us once again, but regardless of whether you're a singleton, in a committed relationship or have been married for years, you can still have smokin' sex this Valentine's Day with the right tools and toys at your disposal.
Everyone needs a bit of help to get that sexy spark lit. It could be a glass of wine or champagne for one person, a big throbbing vibrator for another, or it could even be some racy underwear or a slathering of juicy lube. Whatever you need to get your erotic juices flowing, check out the following Valentine's Sex Kit to make this Feb 14 the steamiest sex session you've ever had.
I'm into a bit of pain when I'm having sex, so when I tried out nipple clamps for the first time in ages last night, I was pleasantly reminded about how erotic they are. I love the way they make my nipples instantly hard and how the more turned on I get the tighter they squeeze my nipples, giving me a more intense shot of pain.
Last night I had sex with a girl called Liz, and she clapped my nipples while going down on me. It felt fucking amazing to have her licking me out while the clamps tightened around my nipples as she gave them suggestive little tugs with her fingers. The pain did get quite intense after about five minutes, but if you love to straddle the pain/pleasure barrier as much as I do then nipple clamps will drive you wild.
If you're looking for an erotic new game to play this Valentine's Day, why not try your hand at some sexy spanking? In her best-selling book Great Sex Games, sex guru Anne Hooper gives the following tips for spanking and caning your naughty lover…
Look inside… if you dare!
"I have had this product for well over a year now. At first I was a little afraid to use it but now it is one of my favourite toys. Insertion is easy as the spec is smooth and once it is right in just squeeze the handles together gently, and several clicks later my pussy is open for the world to see…"
See the full Glow In The Dark Pussy Opener review at Orgasm Army.
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Don't want to get your sheets messy? try these!
"Spread this out across the bed pour on some oil (I favour Tescos’ finest hazelnut) and writhe. Wow, I’ve never managed to teach my partner to give me such pleasure simply through touch. As I roll and writhe about when my breast pulls away from this sheet there is a kind of sucking sensation a bit like having my nipple sucked and kissed…"
See the full Slippery PVC Bedsheets Kingsize review at Orgasm Army.
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I'm sitting on my bathroom floor, my laptop infront of me and writing to you about what a bad kitty I've just been. My little I Rub My Duckie seems to be looking over with a shameful but naughty grin from the side of my bath. And if it were real and actually witnessed what just happened, I imagine it would have good reason to grin.
It's been a while since I fucked a random stranger. I'm not a sex addict or even somewhere who loves to fuck strangers on a regular basis, but I appreciate the excruciatingly horny thrill of meeting someone for the first time then having my mouth wrapped around their cock a few minutes later. That is exactly what just happened. Except it was their mouth over my pussy.
It's been the subject of much controversy - does the G-spot exist or is it the figment of an over-active sexual imagination?
We asked 1,500 people about their G-spot experiences in November and December 2006 for TV sex expert Tracey Cox - and at last the results are in!
See the full G-Spot Survey results here and get some great G-spot tips from this blog that will help you discover this secret sex zone…
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An extra treat for your girl on Valentine's Day - or maybe just an extra treat for yourself!
The greatest kisses are the ones that make the entire world around you stop spinning; when all you can think about is how amazing this one moment feels and how you never, ever want this kiss to end. Kisses have several purposes: you kiss your friends, relatives and acquaintances to say hello and goodbye, and to be affectionate, but you also kiss your lover more often than not as a pre-cursor to sex.
You may think that kissing your lover on the lips is the most direct way to turn them on, but your lips are made to kiss other parts as well. Kissing your lover's earlobes, fingertips, toes, tummy and neck (especially the nape), the inside of their thighs (while building up to giving them head) and their buttocks will turn them on just as much. To make things a lot tastier, spread some ID Juicy lube in Bubblegum flavour and slather it on the parts of your lover's body you want to kiss. Flavoured lube on the inside of your lover's thighs, for instance, will make you even more enthusiastic about giving them great head.
Having said all that, a really wet, really passionate kiss planted on your lover's mouth will knock them for six. It's easy to take kissing for granted and see it as something you have to do to get to what you hope is coming next, ie, sex. But kisses can be ultra erotic if you put the effort in. It's not just about what you're doing with your lips and your tongue; it's about using your hands too.