One of my great quests in life is to find better and better toys for couples to use together. Sure, we all love our Rabbits and Fleshlights, but sometimes it's nice to have company join in. After reading the reviews for the TongueJoy Vibrating Tongue Ring, I was almost ready to put it on my wishlist. Or would that be on my partner's wishlist…?
In her review, imeldaimelda (a Brigadier over at Orgasm Army) said of the TongueJoy, "I've had this toy for some time and I have to say I think it's a really great toy both for couples or singles. I think it's fairly inventive and new, which I think in the sex toy industry is great, because we don't need another bloody rabbit!"
She had me at "inventive and new", but as is always the case over at Orgasm Army, the real dirt is in the forums. When I chased her up to ask the most important question of all - "Seriously, does this thing numb the bejesus out of your tongue or not?" she was all reassurance: "It's not tongue numbing at all, or has never been for me. But it is hard to move your tongue in the normal way to give a blow job. You have to alter your technique slightly. My partner liked it so much there was no danger of numbness, as I didn't have it on for very long! It really is a great toy, I'm very happy to have bought it."
When I hear about partner pleasing effects and innovation, you can go ahead and colour me sold.
There's a new website where amateur porn stars (aka you!) can share their sexy movies with the whole world…
Brand new saucy knee-high boots and sexy stilettos galore have been added to our great range of top quality footwear. These sexy patent Seduce Knee Boots have pointed toes and 5 interchangeable uppers – it's like having multiple pairs of boots. If you're looking for boots without laces then check out these amazing skin-tight Indulge Stretch Zipper Thigh Boots with 5 inch heels, or the quite phenomenally sexy Electra 5 Inch Heel Thigh High Stretch Boots which have big platform soles, to boot!
A little easier to slip on are the Seduce Padlock and Chain Stilettos - you can even attach the shoes with the chains for added totterability! The classic, sexy Milan Patent Pointed Toe Stilettos have 4.5 inch heels and long, pointed toes, but if you fancy something a little more daring why not try these killer Entice Stilettos Shoes which are blessed with 4.75 inch metal heels.
Can you come when jacking off but not when having you're having sex? If so, you need to retrain your penis!
If you fancy playing around on the August Bank Holiday weekend then look no further than this week's fantastic free offer. Spend £30 and you get these top quality 10-speed dimpled golf-style Impulse Textured Vibrating Duo Balls absolutely free.
These fantastic orgasm balls, worth £49.99, deliver 5 vibration patterns including star-stepped, staccato, escalating, wave and linear. A quick bit of maths reveals that's 50 (count 'em!) variations.
Be on your toes, though, because this free orgasm balls offer is strictly limited to while stocks last.
If you're a lot shorter and lighter than your partner, the Antelope is a great position to work at as he will be supporting most of your body weight…
A busy week at your favourite toyshop starts right here. We've got loads of marvellous new sex toys to add to the site in the next few days. However, one new product which we've recently added, a certain pair of high quality Leather Vampire Gloves, has enthralled and astounded the LH gang in equal measure. These fetish gloves have tiny little metal spikes attached to the fingers and thumbs – perfect for scratching that annoying itch. But don't scratch too vigorously!
Keep an eye out for the Honeymail this week, there could be one or two little surprises that you might want to snaffle in time for the Bank Holiday weekend – even if the weather does, by some miracle, stay fine. If you haven't signed up for the Honeymail yet click here – simply pop in your email address to discover all the latest, greatest offers.
Everyone here at LH is excited about this coming Friday. Not because it's the start of the Bank Holiday - hey we'll be here over the weekend diligently (and lovingly!) processing your many orders. No, we're excited because this Friday it's our annual summer outing. A charabanc is picking us up after last post and we'll be decanting at Bath Racecourse for a flutter and a spot of froth on the ol' nose. Keep an eye on the blog to find out who loses their shirts - and who knows what else!
Making love or masturbating in front of a mirror adds a whole new level to sex. Here's three ways to make it work for you:
Wow! Now this really is something a bit special. The Fun Factory Share Double Dildo is designed for the woman who knows what she wants and knows how to give.
Made of top quality medical grade silicone, this double-ended dildo hits your pleasure points as well as her sweet spots – and you get great kegel muscle exercise at the same time, which will lead to far more intense orgasms. Available in pink, purple and black, get the complete lowdown on this sensational sex toy here.