I'm sitting on my bathroom floor, my laptop infront of me and writing to you about what a bad kitty I've just been. My little I Rub My Duckie seems to be looking over with a shameful but naughty grin from the side of my bath. And if it were real and actually witnessed what just happened, I imagine it would have good reason to grin.
It's been a while since I fucked a random stranger. I'm not a sex addict or even somewhere who loves to fuck strangers on a regular basis, but I appreciate the excruciatingly horny thrill of meeting someone for the first time then having my mouth wrapped around their cock a few minutes later. That is exactly what just happened. Except it was their mouth over my pussy.
It's been the subject of much controversy - does the G-spot exist or is it the figment of an over-active sexual imagination?
We asked 1,500 people about their G-spot experiences in November and December 2006 for TV sex expert Tracey Cox - and at last the results are in!
See the full G-Spot Survey results here and get some great G-spot tips from this blog that will help you discover this secret sex zone…
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The greatest kisses are the ones that make the entire world around you stop spinning; when all you can think about is how amazing this one moment feels and how you never, ever want this kiss to end. Kisses have several purposes: you kiss your friends, relatives and acquaintances to say hello and goodbye, and to be affectionate, but you also kiss your lover more often than not as a pre-cursor to sex.
You may think that kissing your lover on the lips is the most direct way to turn them on, but your lips are made to kiss other parts as well. Kissing your lover's earlobes, fingertips, toes, tummy and neck (especially the nape), the inside of their thighs (while building up to giving them head) and their buttocks will turn them on just as much. To make things a lot tastier, spread some ID Juicy lube in Bubblegum flavour and slather it on the parts of your lover's body you want to kiss. Flavoured lube on the inside of your lover's thighs, for instance, will make you even more enthusiastic about giving them great head.
Having said all that, a really wet, really passionate kiss planted on your lover's mouth will knock them for six. It's easy to take kissing for granted and see it as something you have to do to get to what you hope is coming next, ie, sex. But kisses can be ultra erotic if you put the effort in. It's not just about what you're doing with your lips and your tongue; it's about using your hands too.
Probably the world's most famous vibe, the Vibratex Original Jack Rabbit Pearl Vibrator is the naughty little bunny who turned Park Avenue princess Charlotte York into a depraved vibe junkie.
Like most girls getting nuzzled by Jack for the first time, Charlotte couldn't bear to leave her room and miss out on the continuous stream of orgasms thanks to the Jack Rabbit's powerful vibrations. I, very much like Charlotte, nearly lost myself in a world where entire weekends were spent sleeping, masturbating with my Jack Rabbit, sleeping, masturbating and occasionally eating before masturbating again and falling asleep.
Pocket Pal helps chap with inability to ejaculate…
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iBuzz Two knocks spots of music-activated vibrator rivals…
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Forget the competitors' copycat models; the iBuzz Two is the only one that has all the options you're going to become addicted to. Believe me. I've just tested the others myself at the 2007 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo with their product designers right there to show me all the tricks and switches.
None compare to the iBuzz Two for several reasons, and I'm thrilled to have my very own to enjoy. Climaxing hasn't been the same since I opened the shiny package…"
See the full iBuzz Two Vibrator - Music Activated Sex Toy review at Orgasm Army.
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"I'm a guy, so I can't rate clitoral stimulation but OH MY GOD this one hits the G-spot! Its smooth shaft slides into my ass with complete ease and the vibrations are powerful enough to give me amazing sensations! And it's waterproof!"
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You all know how spectacularly I fucked up my threesome with Sasha and her husband, which admittedly melted down into her and I eating each other out while her drunken beau struggled to get a grip on the situation. But, last night, I had another go at the fabled threesome and it was fantastic!
I was the 'third' person, and the other two were a couple I met through my work colleague Jason a few weeks ago. It's not like I asked Jason to call everyone he knew to see if anyone would be up for a threesome… A group of us went out after work and we got to talking about sex – you know, what we've done in the past, what we'd love to do – and I mentioned that it would be cool to try another threesome.
Anyway, Jason's friend Mark was with us that night and, after buying me a few delicious shots of Grey Goose vodka, he confessed that he'd been turned on by my openness about having a threesome and that he and his girlfriend have taken part in quite a few threesomes in the past. To cut a long story short, Jason and his girl came over to mine last night and it was, without question, the horniest night of sex I have ever had.
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