You all know how spectacularly I fucked up my threesome with Sasha and her husband, which admittedly melted down into her and I eating each other out while her drunken beau struggled to get a grip on the situation. But, last night, I had another go at the fabled threesome and it was fantastic!
I was the 'third' person, and the other two were a couple I met through my work colleague Jason a few weeks ago. It's not like I asked Jason to call everyone he knew to see if anyone would be up for a threesome… A group of us went out after work and we got to talking about sex – you know, what we've done in the past, what we'd love to do – and I mentioned that it would be cool to try another threesome.
Anyway, Jason's friend Mark was with us that night and, after buying me a few delicious shots of Grey Goose vodka, he confessed that he'd been turned on by my openness about having a threesome and that he and his girlfriend have taken part in quite a few threesomes in the past. To cut a long story short, Jason and his girl came over to mine last night and it was, without question, the horniest night of sex I have ever had.
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"It's made of a soft, rubbery plastic and comes with a remote control which means, apart from the controller, the whole thing may be submerged which is good for cleaning, and other things!"
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"Lots of vibes have given me clitoral orgasms but this is the first toy that regularly brings on those tremendous uncontrollable body shaking g-spot orgasms. Twist the knob and it doesn’t just vibrate it pounds. The gyrations are forceful and filling and it pulsates at G-spot depth…"
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Another great review from Orgasm Army!
"Before I get going with my review I'll cut straight to the chase - the Sling Ring is genuinely an entirely new concept and you won't have felt anything like it before! It really does work in more ways than one. I’d recommend it to any guy who appreciates top quality toys and the excitement of new sensations. Read on if you want to know more…
Okay, a conclusion at the start of a review is unusual, but so is this excellent new toy! I also felt it necessary because the Sling Ring is a very easy toy to misunderstand and therefore dismiss. I did.
For starters, I made the big mistake of thinking it was just another cock ring with yet another go-faster gizmo or weird shaped tickler thingy stuck on the end. To put it in a nutshell, if I hadn’t been given one as a gift, my ignorance would have prevented me from buying one. Don’t make the same mistake that I did or you’ll miss out!
We all know what a cock ring is - usually it’s something small and stretchy that you slip over your cock that keeps you hard and gives her some clitoral stimulation. The Sling Ring does neither of these. And it’s big.
This is a totally new concept which is aimed purely at giving pleasure to the wearer. The most important thing to realise is that the hole in the middle of it is large so you can get your cock AND your balls through it. The tongue sits snugly up against your perineum, behind your balls and pointing towards your ass. I didn’t know before I was given this, but the perineum is that sensitive part of you between your balls and your anus. Next time you get an erection have a feel and you’ll discover that there’s lots of erectile tissue under there too - your penis actually extends deep into your body. The Sling Ring is designed to massage those bits which don’t usually get any attention.
Putting it on was slightly tricky until I got the hang of it, but once I managed to squeeze my balls through I found it very comfortable to wear indeed. The sensation was a new one and rather erotic - I can best describe it as being very like the feeling I used to get from a girlfriend I once had. She used to love kneeling in front of me, looking up and whispering husky, erotic desires whilst holding my cock and my balls with her lithe fingers wrapped around me in exactly the same way as the Sling Ring. I liked the sensation so much I spent the rest of the day wearing the ring, walking about with a secret smile and all the time enjoying the sensation of being “held” Being a Tantus product it’s made of pure medical grade silicone, unlike a lot of toys.
The real fun is to be had during sex though. As you thrust, the ring is pushed back and it massages your perineum, giving you a whole load of new sensations right at the very base of your cock. As I said, you just won't have experienced anything like it before. I find a lot of the time during sex, sensation is concentrated at the tip of your cock. Wearing the Sling Ring matches that with a deep groundswell of sensation right at the base. It’s a different kind of pleasure - much more diffuse and subtle and it does two things. First it stimulates you and keeps you going longer, and second, it builds into an amazing, more complete orgasm that spreads much wider around your body. It does for me at least. All I can say is try it for yourself!
That’s two uses so far. A third is the visual effect of wearing the ring under tight clothes. It acts like an Arab Strap and gives you an impressive looking bulge by bringing your balls forwards and upwards. Very impressive in the bedroom - you can have bulging briefs and be equipped for immediate action as soon they are removed for you. Maybe I'll try it out next time I want to make an impression at the swimming pool…
I discovered a fourth use too - if your cock is thick enough, wear the Sling Ring like a standard cock ring (don’t put your balls through the hole basically) with the tongue facing the other way. Do that and it gives your lady some very nice anal sensations. With a bit of lube it can give her the feeling of being rimmed whilst you make love!
So, all in all this is one fantastic and very high quality new toy! Hats off yet again to Tantus. Don’t make my mistake and dismiss it. Try it instead - you’ll be very glad you did."
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Opinion is divided on whether there's a universal vaginal pleasure spot - often called the G-spot - so we ran a survey earlier this year to find out what you thought about the matter.
We asked a whole bunch of questions and gave you a blank box into which you could put any G-spot-related thoughts that popped into your head.
And this long is what you said…
Forget singles nights, renting dodgy porn flicks and using your electric toothbrush in place of a vibrator; 2007 is all about sex and technology. From meeting new lovers on MySpace and filming your own porn movie through to playing with 'couple-friendly' sex toys and trying a spot of pole dancing in your own home, this year will see you getting it on at the push of a button…
Paying your lover half-assed compliments, getting them hammered on cheap wine and buying them gifts from the petrol station may seem like a dead-cert to shagville, but you couldn't be more wrong. If you're desperate to get your lover into bed but they're feeling more washed-out than fired-up, try these quick and painless tips for making them feel hornier than Jenna Jameson wielding a G-spot massager.
"On first inspection it looked rather easy and great fun to make! There were simple instructions and little packets and bits to sort through. I spread everything out and put it in order, it all looked pretty straight forward, now we just had to find a quiet moment to do the deeds!"
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