TV sex expert Tracey Cox has a range of vibrators and lubes available exclusively through Lovehoney. If you've never tried a lube before, you could do a lot worse than have a go with her Supersex Mint Tingle Lube, which has all the super-slipperiness of a top-quality lube and a minty-fresh smell and taste.
Orgasm Army reviewer Miss Kitty was so impressed with the stuff that she's written the most detailed review we've ever seen, complete with hints and tips for how you can make the most of it. Hold tight, because here's a sample:
"Lying there stripped bare and tied down firmly he starts to tease me, applies the lube to me first and starts rubbing gently, it heats up, it’s strong stuff and I wriggle in my bonds. They he blows, gentle but cold across my anointed crevice. I gasp, it’s freezing, tormenting, then hot again! He laughs and blows again, I kick him. He starts to tease me as the heat builds, I squirm around more, it stays hot even when not touched at all and is the perfect tease…"
See the full Supersex Mint Tingle Review at Orgasm Army.
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I hate mornings like these. I'm incredibly horny, I'm stuck in work and there's absolutely no chance of feigning illness to go home and fuck my neighbour.