• Space Hopper Sex Toy Is nothing sacred? For most of us childhood is a happy, innocent time of not having the right shoes for school, being scared of dogs and enduring a harsh introduction to the gentle tyranny of the 9-5 working week. But some deviant Design A Sex Toy entrants have clearly drawn on memories of playground hi-jinks to design toys for adult fun.

    So what's going on through the round window? Let's take a peek. As ever, we've retained the original presentation to keep the authentic competition entry flavour…

    Now that we've shared the results of the Design Your Own Sex Toy competition, we've decided to let you know about some of the more memorable (if non-winning prize entries).

    We'll be putting the most distinctive of the also-rans on this blog over the next few weeks, so watch this space for eye-boggling toy action.

    Upgrade your rabbit vibrator videoUpgrade your rabbit vibrator
    Find out why the Lovehoney Platinum Rabbit beats all others - and at big savings on high street prices.
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    Inch Perfect Vibrator videoNEW! The First Sex Toy In Space!
    The new Inch Perfect vibrator goes where other sex toys fear to tread and asks: how deep is your love?
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    Well it's time for us to blush. [Blush] New Woman magazine's Web site has covered the launch of Sex Toys TV, saying: "Online sex shop Lovehoney.co.uk has changed the face of online shopping forever by launching the first internet sex toys TV station." We couldn't have put it better ourselves. :-)

    At Lovehoney we always like to see customers getting the most from their products, so you can imagine our delight when we received the following two Orgasm Army sex toy reviews, both by the same keen anal fan:

    Double Juicer Double Dong review"This is a great dong that is fat & thick & long! I love it. It flexes and is soft yet firm enough to dive deep into my ass. I have a lot of experience with this product and the first time I used it I could only take a little more than half of it… "

    See the full Double Juicer Double Dong review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the Double Juicer Double Dong at Lovehoney.

    Cock Locker Monster Inflatable Dildo review"I got this big dildo\balloon a few weeks back & now it is one of my favourite dildos. I have many large toys but this one is different. I began by fingering my rectum & readying it. Then I slathered Astroglide over it & lubed my asshole once more. I forced the dong into my ass & slowly began working it around & sliding it in deeper & deeper. It felt fantastic. Then I squeezed the bulb twice to see my eyes pop out of my head…"

    See the full Cock Locker Monster Inflatable Dildo review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the Cock Locker Monster Inflatable Dildo at Lovehoney.

    Live! The sex toy you can use with an iPod!Use a sex toy with an iPod!
    Find out how to share the music and share the love with the iBuzz Two Vibrator - just add music and feel the rhythm of the night!
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    Inch Perfect Vibrator videoTransform your love life with sexpert Tracey Cox
    Let your imagination run wild with new, sensuous moves and titillating tricks and techniques.
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    Japanese Talking Wriggling Doll Britain has always had a curious relationship with Japan: we're both small island nations with bad weather and distinctive diets (deep-fried Mars Bars and fish'n'chips vs sushi and miso), with an obsessive nostalgia for days of bygone glory that feeds a delusional sense of importance on the world stage.

    But while British boffins dedicate their technological skills to boring stuff like building indestructible speed cameras, the Japanese encourage their eggheads to think big and wild. Who had the first used pantie dispensing machine? Japan. With this in mind, Lovehoney's eyes are always peeled for the latest developments on the Japanese sex toy front, and we're proud to announce some remarkable new products now in stock…

    Private Eye catches up with the Sperm Testers In June 2006, Lovehoney invited applicants for a unique job - to test an oral sex supplement called Sweet Release that promised to change the flavour of semen. We were inundated with more than 1,000 applications and ended up choosing two couples for the 30-day Sperm Tester trial.

    Private Eye has belatedly caught up with our shenanigans, featuring our original sperm tester job advert press release in its Funny Old World column. Thanks for the plug!

    Sex furniture to liberate your sex life When it comes down to it, most of us prefer to make love in the bedroom. Sure the bath or kitchen are fun every now and again, but for all-round ease-of-use, you can't beat the boudoir. But do you sometimes find that the bed is, well, too flat? This is where the Liberator sex furniture comes in. It may look like a big wedge of cheese, but it's designed to get you in the perfect position to receive or give pleasure. Turns any flat bed into a mountain-range of orgasmic delight! We've only just started selling these items, so we'd love to hear from any satisfied (or unsatisfied) punters.

    Free sex toy! Pick up an Ultra Seven Vibrator when you spend £40 It's free vibrator time again. Spend £40 on goods and we'll send you a Spend £40 and get a £24.99 Ultra Seven Vibrator free with your order.

    The Ultra Seven Vibrator is one of the great sex toys in the Ultra Seven Range. They're all powered by the same quality motor and have a range of pulsing, escalating and vibrating functions.

    We've managed to secure a limited number at a very special price so we've passed on the savings to you in our special giveaway.

    No need to thank us, it's what we're here for. ;-)

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