Bzzt! Electrical sex toys have been around for a while, but usually at a price allowing only those people who probably have too much gold in their bodies to use them safely to use them at all.
Costs have dropped in the past few years, though, bringing you one step closer to satisfying your curiosity about electro-sexual therapy.
It's not often we get a product that its totally unlike anything else that we sell, but the Stud Strap Delay Strap certainly qualifies. It wraps around the scrotum and forms a simple-but-effective way of pulling the testicles down to delay ejaculation. It's a bit hard to explain, but the Stud Strap Video on Sex Toys TV shows it in action…
Give the most popular man in the Muslim world the chance to take his head out of the sand and bury it somewhere else.
If you've ever gazed at the TV watching Dubya stumble over his lines and idly wondered how those smug chimp features would feel tucked neatly in your anal sleeve, wonder no more!
You may have seen in the news that a number of female sex drugs are about to go on sale. The Sunday Times featured Intrinsa, a pharmaceutical patch designed to boost women's libido through releasing the male hormone testosterone directly into the bloodstream.
Last week on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross the UK's favourite chatshow host proved that he just can't get enough of Lovehoney sex toys when he tried out our popular Vulva Real Vagina Scent.
Sex toy designers can take inspiration from all sort of unlikely places. After all, who'd have thought that the resident of a rabbit hutch would have inspired the best-selling sex toy ever? The entrants to our Design a Sex Toy Competition also drew on disparate source when creating their vibrators… Behold the Fairy!
Is nothing sacred? For most of us childhood is a happy, innocent time of not having the right shoes for school, being scared of dogs and enduring a harsh introduction to the gentle tyranny of the 9-5 working week. But some deviant Design A Sex Toy entrants have clearly drawn on memories of playground hi-jinks to design toys for adult fun.
So what's going on through the round window? Let's take a peek. As ever, we've retained the original presentation to keep the authentic competition entry flavour…
Now that we've shared the results of the Design Your Own Sex Toy competition, we've decided to let you know about some of the more memorable (if non-winning prize entries).
We'll be putting the most distinctive of the also-rans on this blog over the next few weeks, so watch this space for eye-boggling toy action.