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  1. Shock news from the Royal Mail! The Communication Workers Union is going on strike again, which means there'll be no postal service from mid-day Thursday until Wednesday next week. And then it'll be playing catch-up with a big backlog of mail.

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    Here's the full Royal Mail announcement:

    Royal Mail is hugely disappointed that the Communication Workers Union has announced a fresh round of strike for the following dates:

    48-hour national strike on 5 and 6 October
    48-hour national strike on 8 and 9 October
    An indefinite rolling programme of functional strikes to continue weekly
    until the resolution of the dispute

    We are currently assessing the likely impact on services and will
    communicate these as soon as possible.

    Royal Mail has well-developed contingency plans in order to reduce the
    effect of the strike and minimise disruption to our customers as much as

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    Suction Mistress Breast Exerciser There has been a lot of news lately about Patrick Mallucci, the "Boobologist", and his claim to have figured out the formula for the perfect pair of breasts. Did it follow that he examined many a fine set of knockers and found them wanting? Oh, indeed. Would you believe me if I mentioned that he was a plastic surgeon who maybe had a vested interest in women feeling their breasts aren't up to scratch?

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    Buy a sex toy, help Richard win a dinner HELP ME! I've bet my girlfriend Joy that we'll sell a dozen of these Chix Stix mini vibrators by the end of October. If I lose, I have to cook her a slap-up veggie roast dinner. Ewww. If I win, she has to cook me a full-on roast with a meat of my choosing. Help me and bring on the giblets!

    Well that's something we thought we'd never say. TV hunk and gardening genius Alan Titchmarsh featured Lovehoney's Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme on his show this afternoon. Actress, TV presenter and author of 100 Greatest Sex Tips in the World Julie Peasgood was on hand to discuss the, er, ins and outs of rabbit recycling with Alan. The conversation soon turned to how you can green-up your sex life. Our talking rabbit has some tips too:

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    News flash: not all women love to be fucked by a jackhammer penis, and men are slowly begining to learn that shallow thrusting is way sexier than the vaginal equivalent of deep throat…

    Sex toys! of course! Well, that's if you were one of the lucky winners of the Lovehoney Sex Tips Competition that is!

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    The top three winning tips will be revealed shortly, so **watch this space**.

    Thanks to everyone who entered. Oh, and to whoever suggested custard creams and gravy - wow!!

    Don't forget that you can read new sex tips every day in our Sex Tips Blog. Have fun!

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    It's time to up your orgasm quota, folks!

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    Double Lock Police Handcuffs With Prison Break back on the air, it is time to curl up on the couch and drool.

    I'm sorry. What I meant to say was that it is time to enjoy this compelling drama filled with complex characters, intricate plot details, and intense emotions.

    And drool. Because let's not lie, the ladies are watching this programme for cut bad boys all locked away for their naughtiness. Their…naughtiness. Now, enjoying the show is one thing. But how much better to take that enjoyment to the bedroom? Luckily there are plenty of costumes out there that let you tap into your helpless prisoner/harsh prison guard fantasies. And with the beauty of Lovehoney, you can even change around which role you play on any given night.

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