Spotted in the Metro last Wednesday: Cambodians warned over DIY penis enlargement. Apparently a Cambodian man injected hair tonic into his penis in the hopes that it would make it grow - or maybe to give it thicker, more lustrous hair, who knows? In the event it caused massive ulceration, the pain from which was so great that the man hanged himself, the poor sod.
Feed your inner exhibitionist by having sex in the following public places…
Want a piledriver orgasm? Who doesn't? To paraphrase erotic author Yolanda Celbridge in yesterday's interview, there's no time so good that a little O My Clitoral Stimulating Gel can't make it better. One of our Orgasm Army reviewers clearly thinks so, trying it with her man, a small pencil vibe, a willy dildo then a GX4 super rabbit - talk about road testing! Thank god she 'locked the cats out of the room', eh?
Taking the tawse at a finishing school? Jolly hockey sticks japes that end up with reddened rears upended in the shrubbery? You must be reading a Yolanda Celbridge book. Yolanda's one of the most prolific erotic authors on the scene, with Punished in Pink, Slave of the Spartans and The Smarting of Selina just a tiny selection from her vast back catalogue. And yes, before you ask they do often have alliterative titles! If Penny Birch writes a kind of pimped-up, anarchic Just William, Yolanda's speciality is more Enid Blyton with canes, all polite girls vying with each other to see who can take twenty on the bare without crying. We've heard a rumour that Yolanda may have hung up her pen for good (gasp!) but before she vanishes into the ether (or wherever erotic authors go when their creative juices have run dry), we asked her to share some of her thoughts on writing, reading and the judicious use of the
Tantus FeelDoe Vibrating Silicone Double Dildo. To find out more, read on…
It may look a bit like the evil robot in Terminator 2, but the Head Honcho delivers. As you'd sort of expect it to with a name like that… If your memory needs refreshing, the Head Honcho's a male masturbator with a unique three-suction chamber that delivers in spades - so much so that it was awarded 'Top Toy of the Year' by the US TV series 'Talk Sex With Sue Johanson'.
No, they're not an erotic folklore. Multiple orgasms are completely obtainable as long as you set aside plenty of time and patience to achieve them…
Sex toys are all about bringing play back into an adult world that seems obsessively fixated on work. And they don't come much more playful than the I Rub My Duckie Waterproof Vibrator, which recreates all the fun of splashy bathtime with the extra perks of being grown-up. And no, we don't mean being able to vote. The following Orgasm Army reviewer's certainly got in a lather about her Duckie…
As you may know, Royal Mail workers are to hold a 24-hour strike this Friday, 29 June. Because of the strike, your parcel will take a day or two longer to arrive than normal.
We cannot guarantee delivery dates for Special Delivery orders placed after 4pm today, Wednesday 27 June. Royal Mail say they will be delivered on Monday 2nd July, but it could be as late as Tuesday 3rd July.
Our regular First Class Recorded Delivery schedule is now estimated at 2-5 working days, instead of our normal 1-3 working days.
To make up for it, you can now get FREE First Class Recorded Delivery when you spend just £15 (normally £30). Or you can get FREE Special Delivery when you spend just £40 (normally £70) right through until 4pm Monday 2nd July.
We apologise on behalf of Royal Mail for any inconvenience.
You don't need a pen or paper for this kind of lover letter: simply let your tongue do the writing on your lover's clit