It may be April, but we're not fooling around here... We have an important announcement to make: the winners of Review of the Month for March!
This month's main winner is an active forum member, who has welcomed our beloved Alana into their life with open arms.
Congratulations MK7, you have won a £100 voucher to spend on a sexy shopping spree at Lovehoney. The THRUST Pro Elite Alana Ribbed Vagina & Ass Mega Masturbator is definitely proving to be as mega as its name suggests!
"The overall most astounding quality of this toy is how weighty it is. With enough lube, you don't even have to thrust. The weight of this toy will push itself down on to you. If you like being ridden, you can genuinely let Alana ride you instead of having to do the work." Read the full review here.
We also have 3 runners up to award 2000 Oh! Points to. Read on below to see who they are...
Even though the nights are getting lighter, for many of us, the prospect of that long-dreamed-of summer holiday still seems like a far-off fantasy.
But a new season needs a new sex toy, especially when the nights are getting shorter and steamier.
I've always been that friend who is recommending toys to everyone in the group chat, but sadly being the one who is the most experienced in finding sexual happiness means people very rarely throw recommendations my way.
I'm sure many of you are in the same boat as me, where you have lots of toys, lubes and lingerie that still hit the spot... but a little upgrade never hurt anyone.
Therefore, I've put together some of our hit-the-spot classics and offered some new upgrades for you try to this season. You know what they say: out with the old and in with the new.
Sex in the bath or shower is a curiosity for many, and a 'would highly recommend it' for others. There's just something about getting down and dirty with a partner while getting clean at the same time.
However, if you've ever lived in shared accommodation then you're aware that access to the bathroom, and a clean one at that, can be limited at best. Don't let your living situation be a limit to your sex life, though!
Previously our bloggers have covered The Best Responses To Noisy Housemate Sex, and Top Tips for Masturbation in Shared Accommodation; given the echo of the bathroom and the splashing that can come with it, it seems that discreet sex in the bathroom is an impossibility.
But where there is a will(y), there is a way, and by the end of this, you'll know just how to have mind-blowing sex in the bathroom.
University is a varied and diverse place, with a whole range of different types of people for you to meet and interact with.
It's wonderful having the opportunity to learn about other people's passions and how someone else approaches life in comparison to yourself.
Every subject has its strengths and particular fortes academically, but who says that can't translate to other areas too, such as your sex life?
Got your eye on an enticing engineer? Want to have some va va voom with a very tempting French student? Read on below to see what particular skills they can bring to your bedroom, as well as the exam hall…
(Remember, this is all a bit of light-hearted fun – obviously not everyone on the same course is exactly the same person and has exactly the same sex life!)
On the 26th of March, Daylight Savings will begin and the clocks will go forward an hour. This means mentally adding on an hour to the clock in your car until October, because ain’t nobody got time for actually changing it.
For some people, Daylight Savings can mean less time for sex. If you are regularly forced to choose between fighting your family or friends for the bathroom, or missing the bus, having morning sex may seem impossible.
And the same goes for evenings. You already have housework, reports, and coursework coming out of your butt, you certainly don’t have time to be putting anal beads up there, too. Right?
Sex doesn’t have to come to a screaming halt just because we lose an hour on Sunday. The screaming and the orgasms just have to happen faster, so read on if you want to master The Quickie.
Ah, March, that dull month between rarely venturing out from your freezing house and drinking in a sunny beer garden, when New Year's Resolutions are, for many, a distant memory.
For many (myself included) losing weight and toning up was on that list. However, for a number of reasons, maybe it hasn't happened, and you're still not feeling as sexy as you wish you could in the bedroom.
I like to think I'm a very body-positive person, and I genuinely believe in beauty at any size, but when it comes to my own body, I really struggle to put my beliefs into practice.
But, really, body confidence comes from accepting your body exactly as it is, rather than trying to make it into what you think everyone else wants it to be.
So, if you're looking for a boost to your sex appeal and sensuality this spring, we've got three easy tips for you that can help you love your body, and everything it does for you.
Instant attraction can be a wonderful thing. You lock eyes, there's an instant frisson that gets your heart pumping, and you begin to wonder what it would be like to take things further.
With consent and safety precautions in place (these are of the utmost importance, especially when dealing with someone who is essentially a stranger), there is no reason you two can’t enjoy a night of mutual fun.
However, even if they appear to be exactly the kind of person you're looking for, that doesn’t necessarily mean that going home with them is the best idea. I know that with hormones high, especially if it has been a while since your last sexual encounter, there is a temptation to ignore the signs and throw caution to the wind.
Unfortunately, this could end in a disappointing evening in some way. It can be hard to take a step back and evaluate the situation logically, but watching out for these warning signs will hopefully nip any potential for disappointment or disaster in the bud…
A clit clamp is a simple sex toy designed to gently squeeze the clitoris and provide thrilling arousal without vibrations.
They can be worn during masturbation, foreplay and even sex, making them super-versatile. During wear they offer direct stimulation where you need it most, and when removed they leave the clitoris super-sensitive to subsequent touches.
You'll sometimes see clit clamps referred to by different names, such as clitoral clamps, clit jewellery, clit clips, pleasure clips, Cleopatra's clip, genital clamps or any variation of these, but don't worry. They're all the same thing.
It may not be a big red carpet ceremony, but Lovehoney's very own awards are as popular as ever, and they are back with a bang this month! The Review of the Month winners are ready to be announced…
And the winner is (we promise this is the correct name): RosyCheek, chanelling her inner sex goddess Jennifer Beals with her winning rendition… I mean review of the flirtatious Flirty Pink Lace Boyshorts. Don those leg warmers and get cheeky with this lacey pair!
Sadly RosyCheek could not be with us for her acceptance speech but you can catch up with her in the Lovehoney Forum. Congratulations RosyCheek, that £100 Lovehoney voucher is all yours for some sexy shopping!
"These are such a fabulous shade of pink I can't help but feel a little retro. They bring a massive smile to my face and that is just what you need with your underwear, right?" Read the full review here.
In true awards fashion we have some runners up to share with you all too, each walking away with 2000 Oh! Points.
If someone asked you why you masturbate it might seem like an odd question - surely it’s obvious? It feels great, relieves sexual frustration, and some of us even do it just to kill time!
But what if we told you there are a whole slew of other benefits being swept under the rug? Other than being a procrastinator's best friend, dabbling in a little ménage à moi can affect more areas of your life than you might realise.
With positive impacts on your health, mood, sex life, and more, masturbation has been proven time and again to be of our healthier habits as a species, whatever your gender.
So to find out more about exactly why a fap a day can keep the doctor away, just keep reading.
Besides, who doesn’t love more reasons to treat themselves?