Well, not quite, but almost… While I was flicking through this fortnight's edition of Private Eye, I chuckled at the following cartoon. Our Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme has the best of both worlds - green appeal and half-price appeal. And judging from the hundreds of you that have already taken the Rabbit Amnesty Pledge, there's a stampede to Lovehoney's virtual front door too!
It's one of Lovehoney's finest giveaways yet! Oh, all right, it IS the finest. Spend £50 (or more, of course) and get a Top Cat Rabbit Wiggle Wand Vibrator - worth £24.99 - absolutely free. The Wiggle Wand Vibrator's powerful twin-speed vibrating bullet is placed right in the tip of the wand, so the vibrations don't have far to travel down the rabbit ears - right to where they're required most. Colour supply may vary: pink or purple.
Be quick, though - this free vibrator offer is strictly limited to while stocks last. But don't worry if you've missed out on this, we've got loads of fantastic free offers in the pipeline.
The latest range of lingerie to be added to the Lovehoney catalogue is from G World. From romantic, vintage-style matching garter, thong and bra sets to daringly bootylicious silver strappy shorts and bras, the line-up has something for every occasion. Apart from Auntie Enid's 75th birthday party…
Don't worry if the stuff you're after is out of stock (truth is the range is selling like very hot cakes) because we're adding more all the time.
Relationship psychologist and agony aunt Susan Quilliam, who you may have seen or heard on television and radio, analysing the psychology behind news items or social developments, has commented about our Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme on her blog.
"I'm not on Love Honey's payroll, but I do approve", says Susan. "Good idea, well marketed, subtly pushes the safe sex message and very green. What's not to like?"
Recycle your rabbit with Rabbit Amnesty here.
When we invented our world-first Rabbit Amnesty Sex Toy Recycling Scheme we were concerned that some people might not understand exactly what was going on. So the natural thing to do was to get a talking rabbit to explain… Here he comes now:
The Crouching Tiger isn't just the name of a kick-ass martial arts movie, it's also the name of a rather saucy sex move
It seems like we're forever complaining that men are too fast and women are too slow. So for all you guys who want to come the same time as your partner, here's a few positions that will help to speed up her journey to the Big O