For the past two weeks, I've been talking about how to bring sex toys into your relationship if you and your partner haven't really talked about it before. If you're just jumping in today, you might want to take a look at the introduction or take a look at last week's blog which focused on keeping your first toy simple. Think you've got that point down? Then the next thing to keep in mind is…
It's raining Rabbits! We've got 5 fantastic new Rabbit Vibrators, each of which will make a fantastic addition to your sex toy collection – and they're all priced at a bargain £19.99.
These gyrating teasers come in slightly different sizes and have a great range of features – for instance, some are more bendable, some have longer ears than others, some are waterproof – but you can guarantee that they will all hit those beloved sweet spots.
Why not add one of these 5 new Rabbit to your collection?
I've never been much of a dildo girl, really. I like a few bells and whistles (and by "bells and whistles", I think we all know I mean "that puppy better vibrate like his life is on the line"), but I can't ignore six seriously fantastic reviews over at the Orgasm Army. You get six individual people who love a toy so much they want to write about it AND that toy manages to average a full five stars? Well, that gets my attention.
So that's what they mean when they say Alan's got green fingers… Julie Peasgood, author of The Greatest Sex Tips in the World popped up on the Alan Titchmarsh show yesterday to talk about how you green your sex life - a discussion which simply wouldn't be complete without mentioning Lovehoney's Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme. Click below to watch the clip.
Shock news from the Royal Mail! The Communication Workers Union is going on strike again, which means there'll be no postal service from mid-day Thursday until Wednesday next week. And then it'll be playing catch-up with a big backlog of mail.
But never fear! It's important to us that we provide you with a first class shopping and delivery service - even if first class post isn't available.
You can beat the strike with Lovehoney - all orders will be despatched by next-day express delivery courier service at no extra charge over our normal postal charges.
That means you can spend £30 and get next-day delivery free!
Here's the full Royal Mail announcement:
Royal Mail is hugely disappointed that the Communication Workers Union has announced a fresh round of strike for the following dates:
48-hour national strike on 5 and 6 October
48-hour national strike on 8 and 9 October
An indefinite rolling programme of functional strikes to continue weekly
until the resolution of the dispute
We are currently assessing the likely impact on services and will
communicate these as soon as possible.
Royal Mail has well-developed contingency plans in order to reduce the
effect of the strike and minimise disruption to our customers as much as
There has been a lot of news lately about Patrick Mallucci, the "Boobologist", and his claim to have figured out the formula for the perfect pair of breasts. Did it follow that he examined many a fine set of knockers and found them wanting? Oh, indeed. Would you believe me if I mentioned that he was a plastic surgeon who maybe had a vested interest in women feeling their breasts aren't up to scratch?
Well, I say pooh to you, Mr. Mallucci. There are few things in the world as beautiful, erotic, and comforting as a woman's breasts. I have to think people who can look at breasts and see only how they could be more 'perfect' must be just a little bit joyless.
So, instead of finding fault with our too small, too large, too droopy, too pointed, just-not-quite-right breasts, I say we collectively stick two fingers up by gently cupping those sweet orbs that give us and our lovers so much pleasure. I give to you…
Five ways to treat your breasts right:
HELP ME! I've bet my girlfriend Joy that we'll sell a dozen of these Chix Stix mini vibrators by the end of October. If I lose, I have to cook her a slap-up veggie roast dinner. Ewww. If I win, she has to cook me a full-on roast with a meat of my choosing. Help me and bring on the giblets!