The big day is nearly here, and with Christmas delivery cut off dates fast approching it's time to make your final gift giving decisions. Dun dun dunnn!
That's all very well and good, but what if you're still torn between what to buy? Or maybe you literally have no idea what to get? Never fear, Jess is here!
To help you on your way to festive friskiness, I've selected my top sexy gifts for this Christmas and filmed myself telling you all about them in just 60 seconds whilst wearing a Santa hat. (Don't say I never do anything for you.)
So whether it's seasonal spanking, remote control romance or a merry massage you're after, watch me go against the clock to tell you why you should include one of these kinky couples gifts in your lover's stocking this year.
Still not sure which one is right for you? Take my Xmas Kinky Couples Quiz to find the ulitmate match for your loved one.
December 25th is sneaking up and you still haven't nailed that perfect gift for your man-friend. By day, you scour every conversational transcript, cherishing hopes of a gift-purchasing clue, by night, you endure night-terrors of your lover's teary face under the tree.
Well fret no more friend, as here I am in glorious Technicolor with a whole caboodle of stellar sex toy suggestions for your partner, to get his motor running and his frown upside-down.
Check out the videos below to see each of my 60-second summaries of the fabulous benefits of everything from performance masturbators to prostate massagers. Offering an in-depth look at each toy plus my personal take on what makes each one so special, get a swift and comprehensive overview of these choice picks in less time than it takes to eat an apple.
"The bodice accentuates each and every curve precisely the way a basque should; hugging here and caressing there, just like your lover will. The good thing about grouped sizing (i.e. small, medium, large) instead of tailored measurements is the slightly stretchy quality which allows for changes in size/weight as well as simple preference. This basque is also equipped with a triple row of eyelet fasteners for added adjustability." Read the full review.
Read on below to see if you were a runner up, and remember to submit your review now to be in the running next month.
The film follows two serial cheaters (who lost their virginity to each other years before) as they attempt to reel in their horny tendencies and prove that men and women can just be friends.
It's full to the brim with funny people like Jason Sugeikis (Horrible Bosses), Alison Brie (The Five-Year Engagement) and Natasha Lyonne (Orange is the New Black). Check out the trailer below!
Take our poll below and if you're really in the sharing mood, you can tell us about your ex sex story in the comment section for the chance to win a Lovehoney Mains Powered Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator and two cinema tickets to go and see the film, courtesy of Icon (thanks guys!).
Christmas is nearly upon us, but if you're still struggling to pick that sexy something for that special someone, help is at hand!
In a series of super-short sixty-second videos, I take you through my top Lovehoney Lingerie choices for the festive season, whether it's for yourself, or the special person in your life.
From the Adore Me chemise, to the Enchant Me basque, these minute-long lowdowns cover all the unique features that make each sexy selection so special. Go on, give them a watch - they're shorter than an ad break!
Torn between all the options? Why not take our handy Christmas lingerie quiz to see which of my choices your partner would most like to receive?
It's the moment you've all been waiting for! We've been running daily giveaways since December 1st and hinting at the glorious prize we had planned for the 12th day of Christmas, and I think we can safely say it was worth the wait.
We'll be gifting one lucky reader with a luxury sex toy bundle including all of the toys pictured on the left, worth a combined total of £328.94.
This 7 piece kit has everything you need to tie up and tease your lover, all in seductive red with stylish black detailing.
Whether you'd like to rob them of their sight with a blindfold, tie them to the bedposts, tickle them to submission or offer them the sweet sting of a faux suede flogger, this kit has what you need - how fun!
Enter to win below, and don't forget to come back tomorrow for our final prize.