Shock news from the Royal Mail! The Communication Workers Union is going on strike again, which means there'll be no postal service from mid-day Thursday until Wednesday next week. And then it'll be playing catch-up with a big backlog of mail.
But never fear! It's important to us that we provide you with a first class shopping and delivery service - even if first class post isn't available.
You can beat the strike with Lovehoney - all orders will be despatched by next-day express delivery courier service at no extra charge over our normal postal charges.
That means you can spend £30 and get next-day delivery free!
Here's the full Royal Mail announcement:
Royal Mail is hugely disappointed that the Communication Workers Union has announced a fresh round of strike for the following dates:
48-hour national strike on 5 and 6 October 48-hour national strike on 8 and 9 October An indefinite rolling programme of functional strikes to continue weekly until the resolution of the dispute
We are currently assessing the likely impact on services and will communicate these as soon as possible.
Royal Mail has well-developed contingency plans in order to reduce the effect of the strike and minimise disruption to our customers as much as possible.
There has been a lot of news lately about Patrick Mallucci, the "Boobologist", and his claim to have figured out the formula for the perfect pair of breasts. Did it follow that he examined many a fine set of knockers and found them wanting? Oh, indeed. Would you believe me if I mentioned that he was a plastic surgeon who maybe had a vested interest in women feeling their breasts aren't up to scratch?
Well, I say pooh to you, Mr. Mallucci. There are few things in the world as beautiful, erotic, and comforting as a woman's breasts. I have to think people who can look at breasts and see only how they could be more 'perfect' must be just a little bit joyless.
So, instead of finding fault with our too small, too large, too droopy, too pointed, just-not-quite-right breasts, I say we collectively stick two fingers up by gently cupping those sweet orbs that give us and our lovers so much pleasure. I give to you…
HELP ME! I've bet my girlfriend Joy that we'll sell a dozen of these Chix Stix mini vibrators by the end of October. If I lose, I have to cook her a slap-up veggie roast dinner. Ewww. If I win, she has to cook me a full-on roast with a meat of my choosing. Help me and bring on the giblets!
Well that's something we thought we'd never say. TV hunk and gardening genius Alan Titchmarsh featured Lovehoney's Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme on his show this afternoon. Actress, TV presenter and author of 100 Greatest Sex Tips in the World Julie Peasgood was on hand to discuss the, er, ins and outs of rabbit recycling with Alan. The conversation soon turned to how you can green-up your sex life. Our talking rabbit has some tips too:
Sex toys! of course! Well, that's if you were one of the lucky winners of the Lovehoney Sex Tips Competition that is!
Having read each of the 678 tips personally, I can tell you Lovehoney customers certainly know the secrets to good sex. Ranging from red-hot to romantic (all the way through to ridiculous), I loved every single one!
Sadly, we only had 150 prizes to give away (tsk, we really must try harder - only 150!) and after hours of deliberating, all the winners have now been chosen.
In case you're wondering, we employed a high-tech formula to match each tip to a prize. It's called 'whatever comes out of the bag first' and trust me, it's foolproof…?! Hopefully you'll have won something you like, but if you're a single man and you've won a Jessica Rabbit, please don't take it personally!
The top three winning tips will be revealed shortly, so **watch this space**.
Thanks to everyone who entered. Oh, and to whoever suggested custard creams and gravy - wow!!
Don't forget that you can read new sex tips every day in our Sex Tips Blog. Have fun!
With Prison Break back on the air, it is time to curl up on the couch and drool.
I'm sorry. What I meant to say was that it is time to enjoy this compelling drama filled with complex characters, intricate plot details, and intense emotions.
And drool. Because let's not lie, the ladies are watching this programme for cut bad boys all locked away for their naughtiness. Their…naughtiness. Now, enjoying the show is one thing. But how much better to take that enjoyment to the bedroom? Luckily there are plenty of costumes out there that let you tap into your helpless prisoner/harsh prison guard fantasies. And with the beauty of Lovehoney, you can even change around which role you play on any given night.