Big apologies to anyone who showed up here on Monday looking for my promised post on Vibrating Eggs. Sometimes even the most dedicated of sex toy aficionados get distracted by Christmas. But, we're back on track now, so let's examine one of the more perplexingly simple toys out there.
There are - basically - two main types of vibrating eggs: there are those with cords and those that are cordless. Simple enough distinction, no? As you may guess, a corded egg tends to have more variable speeds and patterns, and has a longer running time. The downside, of course, is that you're limited to how far away your hand can be and some positions get tricksy.
A cordless egg, on the other hand, gives you a greater range of motion and options, but you'll find that the batteries run down a whole lot faster. You are also often limited to one speed or pattern (the Lovehoney Dream Egg 10 Function is an exception - and the cheapest model to boot. Toy Joy has a similar model out there, but it is currently sold out - ask for email notification if you're interested).
But let me answer the main questions you'll have:
If you're not really into sexual gymnastics, don't worry: there's something to be said for keeping it simple in the sack every now and then
What's the one thing you can pretty much count on for New Year's Eve? No, I don't mean bad telly and painful conversations with your auntie about what resolutions you're making this year - the great thing about New Year's is it is the one night of the year where pretty much everyone can go home with someone, if they want to. People will be feeling jolly, perhaps having an adult beverage or two, and wanting to really knock the old year out with a bang before bringing the new one in (there is a reason the old wisdom advises you to start the new year the way you want it to go on).
This powerful bunny vibe is set to thrill!
Alright, so I may have over-indulged over the holidays by a cookie or so. Maybe by a few packages of cookies. Or a few cakes. One or a dozen mince pies. But with the parties and the jolly Christmas markets, what else could I do? And now comes the inevitable - the New Year's Resolution to Lose Weight For Serious, This Time.
So as I was drearily plodding my way through various diet plans and exercise tapes (are they serious by putting out a WAGs tape, do you think? Because that seems like insanity to me), I found the best thing ever.
Sex. As. Exercise.
If you really want to give your girl a great orgasm, don't rush her!
Try out a new sensation by stimulating each other's nerve endings with erotic body painting
Make your man's penis a gift all year-round with this festive posing pouch
Give your man the ultimate Christmas pressie this year by wrapping yourself up!
Yee-haw! Here's one for all you cowgirls and bare-back riders