Cooking something tasty this Valentine's Day? Then try eating it off your lover!
To celebrate our love of this great day, we've decided to bring you a series of Valentine's related blogs from now until the day itself…
Is this not just a wee box of cuteness? The vibrating rubber duckies from the I Rub My Duckie line have always been adorable, but now that you can get a gold one, it has reached all new levels of great gift giving possibilities.
As always, it is completely waterproof, operates with a simple squeeze of his little duckie body, and runs on a triple A battery. But this version comes in the convenient travel size and has a very classy satin-lined box, which makes for a great little gift set.
Following the product link gives you a new video with the Professor and Bonny learning about more uses for the duckies - and honestly, I was completely sold on my new-found need to own two of them, so that I can have them both used on my back at the same time.
But if you're not convinced just with the idea of using it as a body massager or as a fun bath toy, just look at his little face:
Seriously. Look him in his eye and tell him you don't want him. Just you try.
Next time you're masturbating your lover, use her hands as well as your own
Over on the Orgasm Army forums, a question was posted regarding whether or not a man should experience a feeling of burning in his testicles when using a splitter (the answer, by the way, is no - if you do, you should try a larger fit or a material with more give. Consider oiling leather, or switching from metal rings). After a couple of comments, though, the real question was posed by a newcomer…just what is a cock and ball splitter?
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Here's what you get with this magnificent offer:
Your tongue is not an extension of your penis, so stop thrusting it like a jackhammer!