Here's a cool position for the kitchen; just make sure your kitchen table is sturdy!
Last week, I mentioned that the Durex Tingle Lube had some problems with some people thinking it was water-based and some thinking silicone-based--we finally clarified that it was a light silicone-based lube that should be safe with most silicone toys (always spot-test to be sure--when we're talking about sex toys, you know you want to err on the side of caution. It is too sad to think about losing one of your little friends to a melty death).
But just as we all breathed a sigh of relief, we realized that there was a problem with the labelling of the Tracey Cox Mint Tingle Lube. Is it something in the air with the minty tingly lubes? Who knows. All I know is that there are bottles floating around out there that have this lube down as a water-based lube when it is, in fact, silicone based.
Way back in the good old days (well…June, anyway), I wrote a review for Elbow Grease Hot Cream Anal Lubricant. I was terribly excited about this product and gave it a glowing five stars because I thought it was just about the greatest anal lube to ever hit the market. It was creamy, it lasted for ages, it was fun to use…it even had a pleasant taste! I couldn't wait to tell the world about this fabulous product.
And then Lovehoney stopped selling it.
Listen, I'm not saying they got it wrong. I'm sure there are all sorts of factors that go into determining what products they stock and sell and which ones they have to discontinue and DENY THE PUBLIC OF THE FINEST ANAL LUBRICATION PRODUCT SINCE THE DAWN OF TIM---
This week at Lovehoney get the fantastic Pleasure Bumper Super Bullet worth £12.99 FREE when you spend £30.
You simply can't fight the POWER! These multispeed mini jelly vibrators pack an orgasmic punch way above their weight – and yet 'Discreet' is their middle name! The bullets bulge against the heads to deliver chin-wobbling pleasure.
Enter the orgasmic lucky dip: 2 varieties - smooth or nubbed sleeve. We choose - you sit back and await your surprise.
This offer has now closed but you can check out our latest free offer here.
Prick up your ears – the Lovehoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Vibrator is here.
BANG! This super-strong vibrating egg delivers deep sensations and the tickling rabbit ears and noduled sleeve hit you in exactly the right spot.
BANG! This 7-function bullet delivers the enjoyment of vibrating rabbit ears in a compact and powerful form.
BANG! The easy-to-use controller plugs into the bullet with a wire and has a single button to turn on and off to move through the 7 vibrating speeds and patterns.
BANG! If you fancy using the shiny smooth egg on its own, you can peel off the rabbit sleeve for even more sensations.
BANG! And it's really quiet, too! BANG!
The Bang Bang Bunny Vibrator: it's all about the ears!
See why the Lovehoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Vibrator delivers bang after bang after BANG!
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Oh, Sex Toys. So tempting, but how do you know what to buy? What works? What doesn't? What is even OUT THERE to try? You have questions, I have answers (most of the time…)
There is a little lady that I am interested in getting to know a little better. She has a b-day coming up and I am at a loss on what I should get her. Well, that is not true.
She and I have had several conversations about the lack of affection she is receiving from her current and how she does not take the time for personal reflection. These conversations have lead me to think about getting her a massager.
Would this be appropriate? And if so, which product would would you recommend?
Blimey! Look out world – here's 6 inches of vibrating fun for just 42p. An orgasm for less than the price of a Mars Bar? Oh yes!
The Lovehoney 42p Vibrator is firm, super-smooth and it delivers powerful multispeed vibrations.
It's an ideal massager (and great fun for couples!), but when you fancy going a little deeper simply take the plunge.
Only one per customer at this price!