A big thank you to everyone who entered the Lovehoney Sex Tips Competition. As always we were astounded by the quality of the tips (or should that be the wondrous workings of your erotic imaginations?!)
Now that the overall winner has been notified (we'll be publishing their tip shortly) and all of the prizes sent, I thought I'd share some facts and stats on the competition. Take note, they may come in useful next time!
We received a total of 330 tips - 110 of which received prizes (not a bad ratio I think you'll agree.)
The most common reason for rejecting a tip was that the entrant had forgotten to add their name and / or postal address to their Orgasm Army record. With so many tips to choose from it was impossible to email each person to check their addresses, plus we had stated in the rules that we required full details. Sorry chaps - no address, no prize!
Ice, hot drinks and mint of any description proved a bit of a turn-off this time, too. Yes they all work, but when 51 people suggest the same thing I'm afraid it loses its edge! Ditto pearl hand jobs, alphabet oral or getting your partner drunk!
That said, there were plenty of tips that left me hot under the collar, so much so in fact that a few of them will be featured here in the future. They're so good, it would be rude not to share!
One word… absolutely sensational!
This gorgeous new wet-look selection of triangle bras, halter tops, G-strings and eye-popping minis and shorts from Exposed is guaranteed to make his jaw hit the floor with a resounding thud.
Made from top quality wet-look Spandex-mix material with a soft cotton inner lining, this daringly teasing selection comes in a range of sizes, right up to Queen size.
Check out the new Exposed range.
Going on a hen night this year? You need Hen Night HQ!
Lovehoney's sister site has got everything you need to make the bride-to-be's last night of freedom a party to remember
Hen Night Costumes and Accessories
Hen Night HQ has a huge selection of hats, headgear and accessories. Angels or devils, cowgirls or police women, you can take your pick and prepare to put your glad-rags on!
Whether you want all the girls to wear willy boppers, cowboy hats or angel wings, we've got the outfits for you.
We've also got more Hen Night Accessories than you can shake a silly willy at. And the good news is, the more you buy, the more you save, so you can kit out all the girls without breaking the bank.
We've also got the biggest selection of silly willies under the sun. Don't have a hen night without one!
Plan a hen night and win £10,000 of prizes!
Use our new hen night planner to set up your own hen night home page and you could win a share of £10,000 of prizes!
Within seconds you'll have a personalised Hen Night Home Page where you can plan the party with maps, invite and organise friends by e-mail, and discuss your plans.
It's free and easy to use - start planning your hen night now!
Tracey Cox's Supersex range of vibrators has just gotten even sexier!
The new Tracey Cox Supersex Massager is a quiet, powerful, multispeed vibrator – the perfect foreplay sex toy for couples. It's waterproof, too, which makes it an ideal companion for the shower!
"Use the Supersex Massager directly on the clitoris or your most sensitive parts but if that feels too intense, tease around the sides," says Tracey. "Orgasms with a strong vibrator happen quickly, so stop and start to make the experience last longer."
As a special introductory offer we're giving away Tracey Cox Supersex Mint Tingle Silicone Lube worth £7.99 free with every Supersex Massager – which adds extra toe-curling sensations to your sexy fun.
Slim, super-strong and very long… it can only be the new Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator! Small enough to take anywhere but packing a punch way above its weight, this stylish and discreet mini vibe is the finest bullet yet.
"Because bullets are small, they're ideal for multiple stimulation," says Tracey. "Try holding one alongside your partner's tongue during oral sex or on the clitoris while he uses his fingers. The adventurous will also find it perfect for wicked teasing in all sorts of exciting places…"
And for a limited period we're giving away free Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube worth £4.99 with ever Supersex Bullet Vibrator.
This week at Lovehoney get a fabulous 3-piece Wicked Silicone Ribbed Sex Toy Kit worth £19.99 absolutely free when you spend £40.
The 3-piece kit includes:
1. Ribbed multispeed vibrator (5 inch) with 18 ribs (yes, we counted) that deliver sensational pleasure.
2. Mini multispeed bullet vibrator with sleeve attachment and string handle.
3. Orgasmic Silicone Anal Beads - with 10 different-sized beads.
This offer has now finished but you can read about our latest free vibrator offer here.
So I know what you're thinking. "Boy, McBirdie, I bet your evenings are glamorous affairs, full of excitement, prestige, and sexiness - you are, after all, a Sex Toys Blogger, and they are by nature a glamorous peoples."
Peeps, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you. In reality, I have spent the past couple of hours or so squishing the unbelievably soft balls attached to the Japanese Motorised Control Cock and seeing how well he wears a French Tickler. I can tell you that he wears it quite handsomely - like he is proud of his wee spiky cap - but also that if you're going to enjoy him, hat and all, you better do it within the first hour as he starts to eat through the condom bottom of the Tickler. Silicone toys, dontchaknow. But now I can tell you how many different ways you can use the Control Cock, so the evening was well spent.
Ever wonder how Black Lace started out? As part of their fifteenth anniversary, they're reprinting some of the most popular books in the series - including the very first, Fredrica Alleyn's Cassandra's Conflict.
If the thought of getting your hands on this classic erotic novel hasn't got you planning how to use the Original Supersex Love Lube we're giving away free with the book during April, the following extract from Fredrica's novel is guaranteed to get you going.
The story so far: Cassandra's playing a game, and the golden rule is that she's not allowed to come. Easier said than done when you're subjected to this kind of erotic torture:
Sex, drugs… but no rock'n'roll. Still, there's more than enough of the first two to satisfy anyone's tastes in Fredrica Alleyn's Cassandra's Conflict, the Lovehoney Erotic Book Club Book of the Month for April - and the first Black Lace book ever published!
You'd be a fool to miss this offer of a free bottle of Original Supersex Love Lube 150ml, worth £4.99, when you buy the book during April - and don't forget to discuss it with other erotic fiction fans in the Erotic Book Club forums.
A house in Hampstead. Present-day. Behind a facade of cultured respectability lies a world of decadent indulgence and dark eroticism.
Cassandra's sheltered life is transformed when she gets employed as governess to the Baron's children. He draws her into games where lust can feed on the erotic charge of submission. Games where only he knows the rules and where unusual pleasures can flourish.
Share your thoughts on Cassandra's Conflict in the Erotic Book Club Discussion Forum - there'll be lots of lively debate.
Don't forget: you'll get a free bottle of Original Supersex Love Lube 150ml, worth £4.99, when you buy the book during April.
Here are some questions to think about while you're reading the book…
Time and again, Orgasm Army manages to answer any and all sex toy questions that users throw at them. This time, itomcat wants to know about nipple suckers:
"Has anyone had much play with rubber suckers or similar. Are they good / painful for nipples?"
Private Lick had reviewed the Pink Nipple Suckers shown in the picture and definitely gives them two thumbs up: