So, you're off to university and there are 10,000 things you have to remember to bring with you.
Though you've probably thought about plates, cups, towels, and most of the boring stuff, with all the stress about where you'll be living and how you'll find your course, other details can be overlooked.
And guess what? Your prospective sex life may perhaps be one of those details.
I myself will be starting university in my first year in October and whilst I am of course sorting out accommodation and education-related items, my thoughts have indeed turned to what activities I will be up to when not studying. I have a high sex drive, so intend to engage in as much pleasure as I can.
As such, I have thought ahead so you don't have to! Here are what I believe to be essentials (plus a few optionals) to ensure you can play hard as well as work hard this academic year.
For many people, there are few things more mortifying than the idea of someone hearing them masturbate.
While there's no reason to be ashamed of masturbation at all, the social stigma, fear of a certain reputation and many other reasons mean that most people would rather keep their private pleasure just that: private.
University is a time of juxtapositions. A wealth of nightlife and no money to explore it, a world of academic study and no time to embrace it and, for many, a new horizon of sexual possibilities and far too little privacy to comfortably enjoy them.
Statistically, university is one of the most common times for a woman to start experimenting with masturbation and sex toys, but it is also frustratingly often one where privacy is at an all time low due to the paper thin walls and eternal uncertainty about who's in the house.
That’s where this handy guide comes in, to help you maximise your potential you-time whilst minimising the need to worry about nosy flatmates asking awkward questions.
Wednesday saw the opening ceremony of the 2016 Paralympics in Rio, and in true Olympic fashion, it blew us all away.
But when the athletes aren't hard at work breaking records in track and field, they're busy breaking beds in the Olympic village, with nearly half a million condoms being distributed throughout both the Olympics and the Paralympics.
Though it's often perceived that there's something of a taboo around sexuality and disability, we Lovehonians strongly believe that sexual satisfaction should be available for everyone.
So with this in mind, we've trawled through 210,000 of our customer reviews to find the finest recommendations for differently-abled pleasure - all as chosen by you.
With over 148,000 reviews and counting, there have to be a few perks for all that typing, right ?
Well, apart from helping customers know more about the products, there's a competition every month. Upon submitting your very own review, you're in with a chance of winning a £100 Lovehoney voucher. Just think of the goodies you could get with that!
This time around we're rewarding SomersetBiGuy for his descriptive first hand experience of our no:1 best seller; The Lovehoney BASICS Penis Pump. Not quite the size of the tardis, but working wonders for this shopper.
"I was slightly cynical at first, being such a low price. But let me reassure you, this little device that resembles a Dalek really works! (No, I'm not being paid to say it either!)" Read the full review here.
Fantastic feedback, SomersetBiGuy, your voucher is on its way. Enjoy!
Not the winner? Read on to see if you pip others to the post for runners up prizes of 2,000 oh! points…
You have a £100 voucher on its way to spend on provocative purchases at Lovehoney. Congratulations!
After being unsure about posting, this adored member took the plunge and came out on top! So will you join in next time? Have a read of the Photo Submission Guidelines and get submitting to be in with a chance of winning!
We've also selected 2 runners up from the array of images this month. They'll each receive 2,000 Oh! Points. Take a peek below to see who they are…
Are you a student? Do you love writing about love, sex, and everything in between?
We’re looking for student bloggers to contribute to our student hub, The Oh Spot on all things sex and relationships at uni.
Whether you’re a fresh-faced fresher or a post-grad pro, we’d love to hear from all writers who are currently studying and writing regularly about university life.
From sleeping with your housemate to making things work long-distance, and the heart-warming to the toe-curling, we'd love to hear what you have to say about kinky campus shenanigans (and putting all those free condoms from the Fresher's Fair to good use).
Just send your name, the name of the university you attend and a link to your blog or vlog channel, together with a few sentences about why you’d like to write for Lovehoney, along with 2-3 suggestions for feature titles to email@example.com.
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Is this prompting you to parade your purchases? Have a read of the Photo Submission Guidelines and get snapping to be in with a chance of winning!
But wait! We're not stopping there. Having had a handsome amount of snapshots to pick from, we also selected 2 runners-up, who each receive 2,000 Oh! Points. Read on below to see who just missed out on the top prize…