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On Sunday I took at look at the new Ballbra that has been talked about with some confusion and interest on the Orgasm Army forums. I stand by what I said - I'm darned interested in it and would kind of love to see a man wearing one.
I am not so sure that I want to see Jeremy Paxman wearing one. In fact, I am sure that I don't. And yet, with his recent argument over whether or not M&S underwear for men has gotten… less supportive… he may be in the market for the ballbra. As he says:
"Like large numbers of men in this country I have always bought my socks and pants at Marks & Sparks.
"I've noticed something very troubling has happened. There's no other way to put this -- their pants no longer provide adequate support.
"When I've discussed this with friends and acquaintances it has revealed widespread gusset anxiety."
So who wants to be the one to email him with the Ballbra link? I would, but I'm too busy picturing it…
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Don't let the fancy red "censored" flag confuse you - that is no ordinary little strap and pouch for your man. No, indeed, that is a fabulous… well… Ballbra. According to the information, it is supposed to be worn during sex. With the testicles "harnessed", erections should be enhanced and orgasms more… intense. As an added bonus, the Ballbra can be worn under clothes, for the gentleman who likes to really catch the attention of the ladies on the metro.
There is some dubiousness expressed over on Orgasm Army's forums, with the general point being:
Lol… I don't know anyone that would wear one…
You know, it is a bit strange, but I'm coming around to it. It would have to give a nice sensation to the man wearing it and I would think that the look would be kind of sexy for the viewer… The Ballbra Original has a full brief back, for wearing under clothes, while there are also the Ballbra Bare with a jockstrap back and the Ballbra G-String with… well, a G-string back.
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