So far we've seen our superb sex toy testers increasing their stamina and sex appeal but week 3 is all about using sex toys to shed those pounds!
The Monarch Hands-Free Penetration Silicone Dildo is a unique product that combines a sleek silicone G-spot dildo with a thigh-master style exercise device.
By simply squeezing your legs together; the dildo is pushed upwards. By opening your legs again; the dildo is pulled downwards - perfect penetration every time!
And the best thing about The Monarch Hands-Free Penetration Silicone Dildo is that it has a dual purpose - it gets your thighs toned and ready for bikini season and provides intense internal stimulation too!
Susan Quilliam is a sex and relationship psychologist as well as an intimacy expert. She has produced numerous academic journals and many presentations on the topic of sex, but she has also advised thousands of people through her radio shows, newspaper articles and magazine columns on how to improve their love lives.
The most recent piece of Susan Quilliam's work to come to light is that those with high levels of emotional intelligence - the ability to manage your own personality and emotional state - have more orgasms and a more enjoyable sex life.
Like regular intelligence, you can actually build up your emotional intelligence, therefore teaching yourself how to have an amazing sex life through some very simple exercises! We're yet to see a Nintendo DS game for it though…
We had so much fun poking our nose into your business in the last 60 Second Survey that we've decided to do another one.
Not that we're being overly nosey or anything, we just like asking questions. And listening to you answer.
This time you can win a £100 sexy shopping spree at Lovehoney. The winner will be free to spend the loot on anything they like - maybe blow it all on a SaSi clitoral vibe or fill your boots with a load of Lovehoney 3 for 2 toys. Up to you!
We'll pick one lucky winner out of our virtual hat sometime soon after 14 June, which is around about a month from now.
Here comes the survey, right after the break… Have fun and good luck!
If you're using Internet Explorer and you can't see the submit button, you can fill in the survey here: Lovehoney Sexy Survey.
THIS SURVEY IS NOW CLOSED. THE WINNER HAS BEEN NOTIFIED AND HAS RECEIVED THEIR SEXY SHOPPING SPREE PRIZES!
Most products here at Lovehoney have a waterproof rating. Whereas some vibrators shouldn't even have the word 'water' mentioned in the same room as them, others could be thrown into the sea, swallowed by a whale and come out the other end still buzzing several water-logged months later (please don't actually do this, we don't want to harm the whales).
But needless to say, it can be a little daunting using even in the most watertight of vibrators in the bath or shower for the first time as we have all had it built into us from a young age that electricity + water = sad face.
However, to reassure you just how waterproof the PowerHead Rocket 4 Piece Massager Vibrator is, we thought we'd share this e-mail with you from one of our beloved Lovehoney Community members:
Just to let you lovely people at Lovehoney know that this little beauty is TRULY waterproof!!
It's just finished a full wash in the machine and came out fully working, haha!
I wondered what the clunk, clunk was but I just thought it was something from my son's pocket…
So if you wanted to take your PowerHead Rocket 4 Piece Massager Vibrator white water rafting with you, you can rest assured that it will still be buzzing even after being submersed for lengthy periods of time.
See more waterproof vibrators in a range of shapes, sizes, colours and materials.
You are part of an increasing number of couples discovering the excitement and satisfaction for both partners that female-male penetration can offer.
If you fancy getting sexy for summer, then look no further! Our ace team of sex toy testers were each given a different sex life and body enhancing product and asked to record their results so you know which work and which don't…
Week 2 and our lovely sex toy tester Kaz, has been using the infamous Aeolus 5 Pheromone Spray For Women.
This special spray is packed with pheromone-like ingredients which work on a base level and subconsciously indicate to the opposite sex that the person using it is attractive, confident and fertile.
Featured in numerous magazines, the Aeolus 5 Pheromone Spray has a fruity, youthful and exuberant scent that men simply cannot resist!
This week it's Lovehoney versus Google AdWords.
In the ongoing oppression by 'the man' we have recently been informed that some of our photographs featuring female models, particularly the Sharon Sloane Latex In and Out Dildo Panty, contain too much nudity.
So we don't offend anyone, we always try to remove any nipples or genitalia from our product photographs via some very strategic editing and Photoshop wizardry.
But even though we've removed the nipples (how offensive they are!) our models are apparently still too naked so Google banned our AdWords for those products saying:
"These pictures would be classified as nude. My advice would be to remove the image completely and find another with no nudity to represent the product."
Unsure of exactly how much clothing they need to be wearing, we've started designing our own nipple pasties in the hopes of achieving the Google-overlords' approval.
Optimus Prime will protect your baps lovely bondage lady.
The Queen adds her royal seal of approval.
Soon they'll be wanting us to get off their lawn and get a proper haircut…
(Thank you to the wonderful John Cooper Clarke for inspiring the title.)
National Condom Week is approaching fast and although it may not be recognised as a national holiday on most calendars, it's certainly worth celebrating.
If you've ever struggled to get a condom on only to have it ping back and hit you in the testicles, National Condom Week is for you!
If you've ever tried to roll a condom down with your mouth and needed the Heimlich manoeuvre performed on you after, National Condom Week is for you!
If you've ever had to put a condom on a cucumber in front of several TV cameras and a local news crew, National Condom Week is for you (or just me then…)!
Everyone can get involved with National Condom Week from May 18th - 24th, even if it's just by learning the facts that may save your life.
Lady Lustfinger Mini Vibrator
A smooth 5-inch mini vibrator with twist-operated base control and multispeed motor. Powerful internal and external stimulation from a simple, but very (very) effective vibrator…
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Screaming O FingO
No finger goes like a FingO goes! Simply slip it on your finger, push the button and enjoy orgasmic vibrations as you explore all your pleasure points…
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