Many women think their ladybits are ugly or disfigured - let me reassure you that in 99.9% of cases they’re not, and luckily any man, or same-sex partner, who wants to become intimately acquainted with your nether regions is biologically programmed to find the sight, and smell, extremely arousing.
They make us blurt out our undying love at inopportune times and they make us grab that last slice of cake without thinking about who else might want it (seriously, if it's in my fridge, it's my cake – them's the rules).
We want you to use your instincts to answer the question below.
Don't think – just do!
In return for your instant emotional response, we will send one lucky winner a mystery prize worth £60!
This survey is now closed. The winner will be notified by email on 28 August 2009.
From the strange and unusual to the downright bizarre - welcome to Lovehoney's list of the top ten worst sex toys of the past decade!
Now we all know the phrase 'different strokes for different folks' and we have been known to encourage the more curious fetishes here at Lovehoney, but these sex toys really shouldn't have been made in the first place!
Check out our list of the top ten worst sex toys of the decade and make sure you avoid them like the plague (or Swine Flu, whichever is more current).
The Ki-Wi is a body-friendly vibrator with a difference - its entire build, design and function is for the purpose of pleasure! There's no unnecessary buttons or switches, no clunky base, no annoying hard-to-grip twist dial - just pure, simple sex toy.
As much as we love lingerie here at Lovehoney, we're not so keen on the air-brushed, silicone-enhanced, stick-thin, abnormally-proportioned women that model it.
Who wants to look at a series of nearly identical models wearing pinned and primped underwear that doesn't even come in their clothes size when you can see the real thing, modelled on real women?
Lovehoney is renowned for bringing you all the latest and greatest innovations in all things sex toys and lingerie and that is why we've launched our search for models of all shapes and sizes that are willing to show off their lingerie and sexy costume collection!
Simply take a photo of yourself in your favourite piece of lingerie or your sexiest costume from Lovehoney, find the product page then click the upload link under the model photographs.