You've sorted the big presents, you've sorted the pet's presents, you've sorted the in-law's presents (sigh), and you've even sorted the kids' teachers' presents: you are totally owning this whole Christmas shopping thing.
Now comes the fun bit: the stocking fillers!
Veer away from boring socks, put down the personalised pens and instead buy your partner a stocking filler they actually want.
We've selected the very best sexy gifts and all of them are under a tenner. Bargain!
All you have to do is take our quiz to find out which sexy prezzie is guaranteed to go down a storm with your significant other based on their likes and dislikes.
Perhaps make a mental note not to let them open it in front of the whole family…
Whether you're headed on a romantic weekend away or just want to play like Grey every night of the week, the latest addition to the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure Collection is sure to delight.
The Weekend Collection comprises ten luxurious sex toys inspired by the books and is approved by E L James. Enjoy top quality silicone toys that are affordable enough to make seductive stocking fillers for your lucky partner.
Lovehoney co-founder Neal Slateford explains "We worked closely with E L James to create these must-have toys for any sensual weekend away or romantic night in. The small and sleek items are perfect for travel so Fifty Shades fans can add that Christian and Anatasia spark to their sexual scenarios anywhere in the world."
Ideal for beginners and Fifty Shades fans on a budget, the Weekend Collection includes jiggle balls, cock rings and nipple suckers.
Explore the full collection below…
Sex toys are emotionally charged gifts, conveying how intimately you know your lover’s tastes and desires, and thus sex toy gifts at Christmas can be a tricky business.
Get it right and you’ll be showered with praise, compassion, and most of all, sex, while a moment’s misjudgement can cause embarrassment or even offence.
Never ones to stand idly by while their fellow humans suffer solo, we’ve created this helpful quiz to help you come up trumps with the perfect toy for your lady.
Seven questions will expertly steer you through the choppy storms of confusion to the beachy inlet of understanding, with a perfect pleasure purchase revealed at the end.
There are eight products that could be potentially turned up by our diagnostic algorithm.
Each one is a top-ranking best-seller on the Lovehoney site, minimising the likelihood of a poor pick. Just make sure your lover doesn’t already have one and you’re a shoo-in.
Upgrade your intimate experiences with Lovehoney's latest collection, Desire. Born of over a decade of experience and drawing on over 167,000 customer reviews, this new range represents the point where our expertise meets our customers' insight. The result is the ultimate premium pleasure collection.
In the works for several years, the range of six toys has used your feedback to inform its designs, cherry-picking and combining the key features from your top-rated styles.
Through a meticulous process of reworking, field-testing and feedback these toys have then been refined, revised and rebooted to realise their peak potential, and fitted with high-functioning motors to maximise sensation and versatility.
In this video, Lovehoney Product Director Bonny Hall and Product Developer Paul Jaques discuss the conception and creation of the Lovehoney Desire range.
Each month we choose our favourite new sex toy review (from our growing database of over 167,000!) to win a special £100 Lovehoney gift card. This month's winner delievered a champion review that was not only helpful but amusing - it's a perfect 10 from us! Get a taste from the below extract:
"And here we are at the start of the Kegel Olympics 2015. First up, representing Great Britain, is Caliente. She's a intermediate kegel exerciser, but at 36 she will have her age against her in this competition. Her previous personal best was with beginner jiggle balls at a featherweight of only 56g. She smashed the European beginner's record by easily holding them in all day without even feeling them move. But is she really ready for the heavyweight division? Today we're going to find out as she attempts the biggest challenge of her kegel career, the Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls, weighing in at a massive 221g. Can she lift these advanced balls and manage to complete the full snatch, clean and jerk?" Read the full review.
Read on below for the latest runners up and to find out how you can be in the running for next month:
Buying sexy underwear for your wife or girlfriend can seem like a totally daunting task. From bustiers, to basques, bras to bodystockings, it can be incredibly difficult to determine not only what your partner would like, but what would suit them, and what they would feel most comfortable wearing.
Luckily, we've created a simple and stress-free way to determine what kind of lingerie your lady woud love for this festive season: a quiz!
Containing seven questions (and not an algebraic formula in sight) that will determine your lover's likes and dislikes, this Christmas questionnaire will do all the hard work for you, and offer the perfect present from our lingerie collection based on your answers.
All you need to find out before you take the quiz is your partner's bra and dress size (which you can do by having a quick snoop at the labels in her underwear drawer), and pick one of the multiple choice answers for each question to reveal your sexy solution.
What was in the water this month? We were blown away by the calibre of entries to our Model of the Month competition during October.
Our overall winner this month is SteamyBedtime who delighted us with a host of bum-revealing shots. My favourite is this spankingly good action shot featuring the Fifty Shades of Grey Twitchy Palm Spanking Paddle and Lovehoney Spoil Me Satin Cage Brief Red. See the uncropped image here.
In Lovehoney tradition, Steamy will be receiving a £100 gift card to spend on sex toys and lingerie. Bravo!
If you fancy having a go at modelling your Lovehoney purchases, take a look at our Photo Submission Guidelines and upload your picture to be automatically entered for next month. See our runners up below:
Wow - what a crazy few months it's been for knickers and bras at Lovehoney!
In the past year, our lingerie department has been booming, and with the enormous selection of styles and sizes, it's not tricky to see why. Our super-sexy basques, babydolls, and bras have thousands of four- and five-star reviews from our lovely (and very satisfied) customers, praising the great value, seductive styles, and clever finishing touches.
Now, we need your help. We're so excited to have been nominated in the Favourite Lingerie Retailer category of the prestigious UK Lingerie Awards, but to win, we're going to need your vote!
Click here to go straight to the voting page, or if you're still umming and aahing, just scroll down for four fabulous reasons why you should help to make Lovehoney the UK's Favourite Lingerie Retailer.
The gland finale, the big O, lifting the trophy, busting a nut. Whatever you call it, there's no denying that orgasms are pretty great.
This month, we want to know all of the juicy details about what it takes for you to reach the finish line. Is it a solo affair or does your partner do all of the leg work? How regularly do you have them and what's your fail-safe method?
Take our survey below for the chance to win an orgasmic bundle worth £160!
This month's mega bundle includes:
If sex toys are like buses, then the pre-Christmas period is the stop where all three are coming at once.
We got a sniff of the upcoming festive rush last week, when two of the most highly anticipated sex toys came into Lovehoney HQ to be measured, profiled, photographed and generally pampered before going live on the site.
Both releases are from highly reputed companies. With one designed for clitoral use and the other as a male toy, everybody wins!
Grab one for yourself and be the first on the innovative pleasure bandwagon, or start stockpiling gifts for Crimbo and tuck one away for your lover (if you can wait that long to give it to them).