This is a bit of a ‘Moral Maze’ dilemma - there’s no easy way round it. I wonder how you’ve found out - and if you’re 100% sure?
Silver Moon brings intellectual fetishism to our range of erotic titles. For those who like to feel every moment of intimate submission and care to empathise with the ragingly dominant antagonist cum protagonist in BDSM literature, our newest editions to the Lovehoney bookcase won't fail to impress.
Bonny had considered ordering these titles and gave me a couple to take away with me. I started with The Slave Path – I, and one page in, I could already tell that this was going to be one of the most explicit and exciting BDSM novellas I had ever read. I'll warn you now, the content of these titles is no-holds-barred. Expect shocking language, embellished acts of sadism and explicit sexual content.Two lucky Lovehoney customers won the ultimate festival experience at Download with Summer Of Lovehoney.The winners and their jammy plus ones camped it out on the Friday night to get the full on site festival vibe.After a Saturday day of rocking out to the likes of Rage Against The Machine and the Deftones, they were picked up in a champagne limo and whisked to a luxury hotel, where£100 of Lovehoney goodies lay waiting in their suite.Sunday promised more luxury, as they were chauffeured back to download in a limo with yet more champagne, to finish off their Summer of Lovehoney experience in style.For you chance to win the same festival experience courtesy of Lovehoney.co.uk, sign up here.Julie Peasgood
You’ll be pleased to hear that help is on the way for your girlfriend… but unfortunately it’ll probably be another 18 months before ‘Flibanserin’ is with us.
A sales bloke from Kelkoo just got in touch with Lovehoney to persuade us to advertise our sex toys on his price comparison site. He was offering a bargain rate and was pleased to let us know that Kelkoo now has a special Adult Entertainment section where XXX-rated products like vibrators, dildos and cat food are kept away from tender young eyes.
Wait a minute. Cat food? Yes, cat food.
For some reason, the powers that be at Kelkoo think that your Adult Entertainment can be enhanced by seductive items such as Whiskas Adult Market Produce in Jelly 24x100g from B&Q, a Folding Deaf / Blind / Low Vision Aluminium Cane Stick from eBay or a John Lewis Coin Purse (Red).
I can just about imagine using a folding cane for a little light bedroom S&M, but that story about the girl who plastered her genitals in cat food is just a variation on an urban myth, right?
And as for the coin purse, surely that's not big enough - why not just put a massive tip jar by the bed and have done with it?
Our friends at Cosmopolitan are running their annual Ultimate Women of the Year Award and are calling on all Lovehoney customers to nominate their Ultimate Women.
Do you have a friend or family member who you think deserves recognition for what they've achieved over the last year?
Maybe you have an amazing friend who's helped you through a tough time, a relative who's done fantastic things for charity, or a colleague who's climbed Everest single-handedly?
Or maybe you've just read about someone in the newspapers who you thought was truly incredible? If so, we'd love to hear from you.
Email your nominee, along with why they should win, to email@example.com.
See if you can snap up a bargain in the Biggest Ever Lovehoney Summer Sale!
The Prof. explains how to enter our Summer of Lovehoney competition where you could win the Ultimate Festival Experience!
More: Enter Competition Here!
You wanted hot, tight and sexy men's clothing and we have delivered. Renegade Rubber is our new range of moulded latex wear, latex underwear and functional fetish attire designed to assault your senses in the most erotic of ways.
The ultra-tight fits and high-shine aesthetics are sure to please every man's inner pervert AND the one hiding inside his partner, too. If you're yet to give latex clothing a test-run, there hasn't been a better time to lube up and slide into one of the Renegade Rubber latex outfits.
I’m all for a sexy two-day growth, but it hurts like hell when it’s in direct contact with the delicate female vulva (the words sand and paper spring to mind).Julie Peasgood
Assuming you use common sense in not over exerting yourself, there’s no reason in the world why you shouldn’t be doing it - and yes, it is quite safe!