You definitely tick all the boxes for creativity and variety - good on you! How about giving him an exciting visual treat with a striptease?
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Big congratulations to the winners of our first Summer Of Lovehoney festival competition. Ellen Sanders and Karen Hankinson will be living it up at Download, experiencing the likes of Rage Against The Machine, Aerosmith, Motorhead, Billy idol, AC/DC and others. Lucky things!
The good news is that if you entered to win tickets for Download and you didn't win, you can retain your points and enter to win tickets for an alternative festival! Simply log in to your Summer Of Lovehoney account and change the festival you would like to win tickets for. Any entries you have earned will then be placed toward your new choice of festival.
Winners not only win two weekend tickets to their chosen festival, they also receive a champagne limo ride to a luxury hotel where they'll receive a £100 gift bundle of Lovehoney toys and spend Saturday night sleeping in comfort before the limo driver takes them back to the festival the following morning in time for the first bands.
Give us 30 seconds of your time and be in with a chance of winning one of seven luxury toys from Lelo.
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Answer a few simple questions and you could get one delivered free to your door.
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Sorry, but this survey is now closed for entries - thanks to everyone who filled in the form.
Congratulations to all the winners who've now been contacted!
If you’re sporting a tangled Brillo pad between your legs, guys, then it could be time for some pubic grooming.
The female orgasm and penetrative sex can be an elusive combination. According to randomly harvested statistics, approximately 70% of women are unable to orgasm through penetrative sex alone. When reading through the spools of 'advice' on the subject, I find it quite alarming how little it is mentioned that this is NOT a big deal.
A lot of Agony Aunts have reams of advice on 'feeling more comfortable with your partner' and 'learning to relax' amongst other issues, but this just isn't applicable to a lot of women. We are comfortable with our partners. Some of us have squeezed out a sprog in front of the other half. Some of us have a sexual repertoire containing more tawdry acts than you'd find in a rockstar's memoir. Some of us, well, we just live to 'smack that'. Doesn't mean we get to orgasm through penetration alone (and no guys, it does not mean that you're doing it wrong).
Most women require clitoral stimulation to orgasm and unfortunately it's an anatomical probability that no matter which shapes and angles you pull, the alignment for clitoral contact just isn't always going to be there. If you can't arrange yourselves so that your partner is hitting your clit, you just need a little help from a friend.
If you want a quick and easy solution, you might want to reach for a cock ring. They come in a range of shapes, sizes, textures and styles and every one is designed to do different things. Traditionally, cock rings have been considered a male erectile enhancement aid and there are plenty of cock rings out there (and indeed on our site) designed for that very function, but there is also a bounty of other rings out there designed specifically to get you off during penetrative sex.Julie Peasgood
This is not a great idea. I’m not standing in moral judgment here - I applaud anyone having broad horizons, but not when it compromises safety.
Come on England! Our most favourite football website Football 365 has decreed that Scoregasm is its World Cup Accessory Of The Day - we're more delighted than Geoff Hurst was just after those people ran on the pitch.
If you haven't caught up with the wonderful delight that is the Scoregasm I Love England Remote Control Vibrating Love Egg then check out the fan-tastic Scoregasm video featuring the fragrant Annabelle.
And no, she's not fragrant because she's just gone 45 minutes each way.
Following the success of our existing collection of latex clothing, and your requests to stock a bigger variety, Head Buyer Bonny Hall has tracked down a new range of latex clothes for women called Rubber Girl.
A collection predominately fashioned from moulded latex with some glued and riveted elements to some garments, Rubber Girl is a great introduction to rubber clothing and also caters for the more dedicated fetishista.
Fishnets Over Leather is the title of his deliciously alluring photo, which leaves us wondering who's in the photo and what happened on that leather sofa next…
Labadar wins a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree for his photo.
If you fancy a go, click here to find out more about how to upload a photo and the Real Top Model competition.