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  1. Give him a treat this Christmas with Lovehoney's range of sexy toys that he can use or - better still - you can use on him. Create orgasmic sensations and improve his libido with our pick of the crop for men. All of our top toys for him can be gift wrapped too, to make that present extra special.

    Read on to discover our top toys for Christmas 2011 or browse Lovehoney's Christmas Gift Guide 2011 and delight that special person with a perfect gift.

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    Want to make hers a sexier, happier Christmas with a well-chosen sexy gift? We've chosen our top 10 most wanted Christmas toys for women to make the shopping easy. All of our top women's toys can be gift wrapped too, to make that present extra special.

    Read on to discover our top toys for Christmas 2011 or browse Lovehoney's Christmas Gift Guide 2011 and delight that special person with a perfect gift.

    See Giftwrap | See more Sexy Christmas Gifts for Her

    Perfect Lingerie Gifts She'll Love This ChristmasClassic, seductive and timeless sexy lingerie is the perfect sexy Christmas gift to give your partner. Beautiful and elegant, there’s always something to suit, whatever her shape, size or style. We're giving you our top 10 lingerie picks to make finding the right undies for your partner easy this festive season. All of our lingerie can be gift wrapped too, to make that present extra special.

    With Lovehoney's no-quibble 1 year returns policy and free UK returns, you can shop in total confidence - if it doesn't fit you can always send it back.

    See Giftwrap | See Returns Policy

    TIT WANK! Thought that would get your attention. Our recent advice guide, How To Give a Tit Wank? has proven a popular subject with search engines on and off the site. Unfortunately single men are going to be missing out on their tit job action and it’s clear that the sex toy industry finds this just as unfair as they do.

    We’ve seen a lot of boobie masturbators at Lovehoney in various sizes, but as a good breast stroke is generally part of foreplay and not the main event, you might consider purchasing a big pair of prosthetic breasts a little rich for your means.

    So what if you had a pair of boobs that could not only offer you a satisfying and slippery titwank but could also give you a realistic vaginal penetration to mix things up? You know where this is going, don’t you? From my favourite makers of weird and wonderful toys - Pipedream - comes the Pipedream Extreme Realistic Vagina and Tits Male Masturbator…

    If you loved the Hitachi Magic Wand, you'll adore this. The Lovehoney Mains Powered Magic Wand Vibrator is a sensational new sex toy with all the benefits of the original magic wand vibrator, but a UK friendly charger. Designed to access all of those hard-to-reach places, it has a flexible head that delivers intense vibrations to all of your most intimate spots.

    Lovehoney TV presenter Annabelle explains:

    Start off with a gentle, fluttering speed and work you way up to thrilling vibrations that build you up to a truly powerful orgasm. The wand can even come in handy when you're not feeling paticularly sexy. Roll the head over your tired muscles and enjoy a deep-tissue massage like never before.

    Powered through the mains, the wand is not only powerful, but saves you money on disposable batteries too.

    My husband of 26 years wants me to talk dirty and fantasise about other men while were making love.

    He obviously finds the idea of you having sex with or being lusted after by other men a turn-on, but if it does the opposite for you, even as a fantasy, then you need to tell him.

    Top Tips For How to Make Your Vibrator Quiet

    Making a Vibrator Quiet

    If you don’t want your housemates or family knowing that you’re enjoying a solo sex life or like using toys with your partner, the idea of using a vibrator in a shared house can be offputting.

    In this enlightened age, few people will confuse the low humming of your favourite rabbit with a foot massager or an electric shaver, so for the self conscious it’s important that pleasure objects are as quiet and discreet as possible.

    It is also true that silence is rarely synonymous with power, so if you have a favourite vibe that you love but it’s too loud for you to feel comfortable using when others in the house, how do you get around it?

    Fear not, here are our top five tips for making your vibrator as quiet as possible.

    Tease Me Lovehoney Luxury Bondage RangeTease Me is the new, luxuriously sexy range of bedroom bondage products from Lovehoney. Designed to be sensual and seductive, Tease Me products are made from high quality materials including ultra soft satin and leather. Perfect for those who want to spice up their lovemaking routine or those who prefer a more romantic touch to their BDSM play.

    With gorgeous purple and black colouring throughout, all Tease Me products come presented in Lovehoney's own gorgeous packing. Tactile and simple to use, each bedroom bondage accessory in the range would make a perfect sexy gift for any lover of tie-up games, sensory play and light bedroom bondage.

    Each item in the range is wonderfully luxurious and suitable for bedroom bondage beginners and experienced players to enhance their routine with something more sensual and romantic.

    Read on to explore the range in more detail…

    Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe and UK Power AdaptorWrite a sex toy review for Lovehoney and you could be in with a chance to win a whopping £100 to spend on whatever you like! Each month we also choose a selection of highly commended reviews and reward them each with (count 'em) 2000 Oh! Points to spend as they wish - or perhaps save up for a luxury toy.

    Review of the Month

    This month's winning review was written about the Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe. What stood out to us was the way the reviewer managed to describe the different toy heads so poetically and accurately - almost impossible!

    "A few months ago it was the attachment with bristles that floated my boat. The gentle sensation of oscillating lubed up whiskers all over followed with the rigid tip against the clitoris was a delight.

    Most recently the curved beaded attachment is the head of choice as it will gently lie next to you radiating sensations, and a slight change in pressure pushing the largest bead against the right spot will bring the unique deep, rewarding orgasm that this toy is quite famous for."

    Read the full review by Soooze2.

    Read on to find out who was highly commended and earned the points this month, and make sure you write a sex toy review to be in the running next month.

    Lovehoney Golf Logo

    It's a little known fact that the Lovehoney office has its own indoor putting green. (No, really.) With such a unique office feature, it might not come as a surprise that the company is home to several prolific golf players.

    One enthusiast is Customer Care Manager Matt Oxford, who recently captained a Lovehoney-sponsored team in a charity golf tournament raising awareness and much-needed funds for the Wiltshire Air Ambulance.

    The hours of practice on the astroturf must have paid off as Matt's team won the day.

    Congratulations to Matt and all who played and raised money for the cause.

    Lovehoney also donated a prize to the winning team… the details of which remain a closely guarded secret!

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