A week of refined and nostalgic sex toy reviews this week, with Victorian harlots, Mary Poppins and the Three Tenors getting a look in. Never fear though, there's plenty of sexy time satisfaction among the highbrow references.
This week's sex toy review round up
MsEllie got herself laced tightly into the Sweet Streak Underbust Waspie and reports that "I had to hang on to the bedpost as hubby heaved and wrenched, pulling me in with every tug. Getting dressed to go out has never been so erotic!" How did she feel? "Like some Victorian harlot." Oh, how you do send us into paroxysms MsEllie! Read the review.
Bringing exquisite pleasure to LovelyLady was the Lovehoney Magic Mini Rabbit Vibrator. "As a single lady, I haven't quite had a reason to raise my voice in the bedroom but this mini rabbit had me singing like one of the tenors!" With this waterproof vibrator, singing in the shower has never been so pleasurable. Read the review.
Keeping it quiet was Ecksvie who enjoyed the Lovehoney Silencer 2.0 Whisper Quiet Waterproof Vibrator this week. She gives us our one-liner this week, with the conclusion that this super-quiet vibrator is, "the Mary Poppins of toys – practically perfect in every way!" Read the review.
There were contortions aplenty in Mad4Sex's bedroom as he and his partner gave the Lover's Choice 52 Sex Positions Cards a thorough testing. Unfortunately, some of the positions were a little ambitious and destined for the, "you're having a laugh, only try this if you are built like an olympic gymast or wish to end up in traction" pile. Read the review.
Buttercup.'s experience with the Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring was clearly a revelation - in more ways than one. She tells us that "I leave it at my boyfriend's house, and soon worked out that he was using it alone!" We love it when a toy is a hit for both partners! Read the review.
Got some free time this weekend? Or need to relax after some hectic Christmas shopping? Why not test out some sex toys and let everyone know how it went by adding a new review.
Honest customer reviews help others decide what's going to be the best sex toy for them, and we love it when you get all sex-geeky and analyse what works and what doesn't. Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the Lovehoney Review of the Month. We also choose highly commended reviews and reward them with 2000 Oh! Points a piece.
Review of the Month
With over 20 detailed reviews submitted during the month of November, we felt a worthy winner of the £100 of sex toys this month was sex boffin MasqueradeMinx. Her incredibly detailed review of the Lovehoney VibraExciter Mobile Phone Vibrator For Men gave us a full low-down, but we particularly loved the "she says", "he says" section of the review - fab for letting a couple know if it's going to do it for them. Read the review.
Because there's nothing sexier than real, confident people, Lovehoney encourages all customers to upload photos of themselves wearing gorgeous lingerie and costumes for the chance to win £100 to spend on sex toys, sexy lingerie or sexy costumes!
After much deliberation we are pleased to announce that November's Model of the Month and winner of the £100 shopping spree is Alicia D'amore. Congratulations! We loved this enticing picture of the Bijou Boutique Heart Stockings, among the many other photos Alicia D'amore uploaded this month.
If you fancy a chance to win a £100 shopping spree on Lovehoney, just upload a picture of yourself wearing sexy lingerie or costumes and check back next month!
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F-f-f-f-f-freezing temperatures outside, but red hot bedrooms across the country (judging by this week's sex toy reviews at least). The was one reviewer left cold though, but who? Read on to find out.
This week's sex toy review round up
We loved Old hetro's review of the Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator and the re-invigorated sex life he's been enjoying. "I have been able to stir the chap from its slumber to an aroused and wanton hardness." Read the review.
A hot contender for the title's one-liner this week was Sammy C in a review of Durex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50ml. "Very easy to use, if you're not a moron. Pump it until liquid comes out. Sound familiar?" Why, now that you mention it it does! Read the review.
It was lickmadick who was left cold by the catchily-and-not-at-all-cumbersomely-named Super Xtreme Scorpion Vibrating Ring with Dual Stinger Anal Vibrator which is apparently "as good as sticking a pen where the sun don't shine… " Ouch. Read the review.
NakedAce provides the cryptic one-liner this week, taken from his review of the Big Daddy's Cock Ring "I must say, it was on tight and I was [insert Ashford & Simpson lyrics here] for ages." Did you have to google it? We did and then sang along to the full song on YouTube. Read the review.
Getting down, but not too dirty was tigerlilies with her Lelo Sutra Chainlink Cuffs. "Only a company from a sexually liberated county like Sweden would advise ‘Dry Clean Only’ for bondage gear, so with that in mind, don’t take them to a sploshing party." Read the review.
It's set to be a chilly weekend across the country, so time to hunker down and get some testing underway. Let everyone know how it went and add a new review.
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