An avid sex toys reviewer, masterandslave has just written her 100th review. "It’s only been during my time on the Lovehoney Forum that I have begun to write reviews regularly. In doing so I have discovered an enjoyment for writing about items I feel passionately about."
With her new found-passion for writing we asked masterandslave, a straight female who has been with her other half for nearly 10 years, to tell us all about her sex toy collection.
Sex toys have a lot to answer for; they have helped spice things up, but they have also helped my partner and I to discover new pleasures that are just impossible to achieve with the human body. Toys for me have never been a replacement for my other half, but something we use together to explore pleasure further. Even when used on our own they then become a stepping-stone when we have been frustrated, waiting to see each other again! The world of sex toys also encompasses sexual comfort. Whilst going au naturale does have its perks it's also an uncomfortable truth for me. I have never had an orgasm without using some form of lubricant, and without this assistance things are just too painful and never enjoyable.
Renowned for an advanced range of rechargeable luxury sex toys, Lelo have now launched a range of waterproof vibrators so you can enjoy a more relaxing bath or stimulating shower. The new Insignia range consists of Alia (a versatile clitoral vibrator), Isla (an elegant mid-sized vibrator) and Soraya (a dual action vibrator with external stimulator).
Each has a finger loop incorporated into the design, making them easy to hold on to underwater. Like all other Lelo vibrators, the Insignia range is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides approximately 4 hours of play.
Lelo always deliver gratifying pleasure objects served in luxurious packaging that make an ideal treat for your lover (or yourself) and the new waterproof Insignia range is no exception.
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Just like domination, submission also carries its stigmas and clichés that would have us believe all manners of mythical nonsense. Being atypically dominant, writing this piece did not come naturally to me. I've had very little experience in submitting to a lover and I wanted to seek out further information to assist me. I was staggered upon conducting my research to find that there is a distinct lack of information on the subject. I could regale you with tales of those who submit to professional dominants, give you insight into lifestyle submission and shock you with extreme pornographic episodes. But even with the wealth of knowledge open to the public domain online, I could barely find a useful sentiment on purely sexual submission.
I'm not ashamed to admit that I have submissive sexual desires, but in no way do these desires resemble the extreme portrayals I've stumbled across researching this piece. I don't want to confuse what is in essence an achievable sexual fantasy with a much deeper and more involved form of submission that I've come across in my time as a professional dominatrix. Although the two can be intrinsically bound for those who crave sexual submission, the majority of us are seeking nothing more than some between-the-sheets action with little or no desire for it to infringe on our day-to-day lives.
This week's crazy, windy weather has certainly been whipping you all into a frenzy. This week's sex toy reviews being particularly whacky and very amusing!
This week's sex toy review round up
Giving us the giggles first this week was Gigi44 and her review of the Fetish Fantasy Sex Swing. "The funniest part for a single woman when setting up a sex swing? Who to ask to hang the hook up, and what to tell your teenage sons about the hook suddenly hanging from the living room ceiling!" It gets even better - read the review.
Loopallu didn't get on with the Jaguar Vibrating Cock Ring with Enhancer Beads, but described the experience with hilarity. "Quite honestly, it was like trying to wrestle seven steroid-pumping, disobedient, jelly polos onto a rolling pin… The best thing I can say about the Jaguar is that it gives a satisfying thud when it's slung at the wall." Read the review.
This week roaminghands found a new top toy in the 10 Function Stimulating G-Spot Wand Vibrator. "Definitely my new favourite vibe, thrashing my waterproof bunny out of the water and relegating it back to its warren." Poor bunny, but just why was the G-Spot Wand so good? Read the review.
Teaching us a new word this week was englishrose in her review of erotic novel The Persian Girl. At one point there's a "possibly blasphemous incidence of agalmatophilia where a young female captive pleasures herself on a god's statue." But if statue-loving isn't your thing, don't worry as, "there really is something for every taste here." Read the review.
Mr.E is the writer of today's glorious one-liner - after giving the Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker a very thorough testing. "Without 'beating' around the bush, it's been tested 4 times already." Read the review.
Whether you've been smirking with pleasure or laughing at a sex toy let-down, let everyone know about it and add a new review.
Lovehoney's range of luxury sex toys are the ultimate investment in high quality and decadent pleasure. Take a look at this week's Sex Toys TV Highlights, showcasing the latest additions to our range of luxury sex toys.
Aurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth Massager
With a sleek, triangulated shaft, powerful dual motors and almost limitless vibrating patterns, the Aurora silicone vibrator is engineered for pleasure. With dual motors, this attractive rechargeable vibrator is designed to satisfy, over and over again. Lovehoney's resident sexpert Annabelle Knight discovers the wonders of this luxurious and quiet massager.
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Fun Factory Cobra Libre Luxury Male Vibrator
From zero to orgasm in no time, the Cobra Libre luxury vibrator from Fun Factory is specifically designed for men. Made from medical grade silicone, this rechargeable and waterproof toy handles like a dream and delivers deeply satisfying vibrations. Annabelle Knight demonstrates the pleasure-pleasing power of this ergonomically designed luxury male vibrator.
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If you’re having trouble figuring out what to get your girlfriend or wife for Christmas, don’t panic. Lovehoney is here to inspire and enlighten you with this list of the 10 most wanted, best selling and sexiest gifts around. Lovehoney are not only giving out great gift advice but we’re guaranteeing you a festive season that's completely free of hassle, busy shopping centres and postage charges.
Read on to discover our Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts For Her.
If you're sticking to a budget of less than a tenner, our Top 10 Christmas Gifts for Under £10 will make finding the ideal present much easier this Christmas. Whether you're looking for sexy stocking fillers, secret Santa gifts, or a final treat to leave under the Christmas tree, you'll find the perfect present here at Lovehoney - so whatever it is you choose, you can guarantee there will be a smile on the receiving end.
Buying your lover the perfect Christmas present is often a daunting and time consuming task, but there is no need to panic. Lovehoney is on hand to inspire you and ensure that you can find the perfect gift from our guide to the Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts for Lovers.
Take the stress and strain out of the lead up to Christmas this year and indulge in our selection of pleasurable gifts that are ideal for couples looking for some intimate and sexy moments this yuletide. For a stress and hassle free Christmas, read on to find the perfect sexy gift for your loved one - all delivered free!