All of this Christmas lark is bloody hard work, isn’t it? If you’ve got kids they come first and by the time you’ve finished the exhausting task of figuring out which brightly-coloured lump of plastic they’ll favour this year, the stress of shopping for your partner kicks in.
I’m sure she said she liked that designer perfume by whatshisface. I think the bottle was blue…or pink.
I think he wanted tickets to that band. They’re Northern. They sing that song. Dum dum dum dummmm. What is their name?
If you want to take the stress out of Christmas this year, then there is a super-special sexy gift that your lover is bound to be happy with - the Bondage Boutique Christmas Gift Set (£30.00)…
So you’ve got your hands on a magic wand vibrator and you’ve barely put it down (trust us, we understand). But now you’re wondering what else this magical machine can do?
The answer is: A LOT.
Whether you’ve got a Lovehoney Magic Wand, a Bodywand or a Doxy Massage Wand, we’ve got a range of attachments to transform your ultra-awesome vibrator into a whole new pleasure pleaser, delivering exactly the style of stimulation you desire. Also, remember wands aren’t just for women. So if it’s a penis you’re looking to pleasure, we’ve got you covered.
The majority of our attachments will stretch to fit a 7.5 - 8 inch circumference magic wand, so we’ve picked out a few players to help you find your masturbation or foreplay match.
Looking to give the man in your life something a bit sexier that socks this Christmas? At Lovehoney we've got loads of sexy Christmas gifts for men that will make this festive season extra special and more enjoyable for both of you. In this week's Lovehoney TV video, we've picked out 10 of the best sexy gifts for men, to make your decision making that much easier:
All of the toys shown in the advent-inspired video can be wrapped in special Lovehoney gift wrap, making the present look extra thoughtful and saving you a bit of time too. If you would like more information about the sex toys featured in the clip, take a look at our Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts for Him buyer's guide, which gives a short description about each of the fabulous toys.
It sounds from your letter as if you’re not only missing this element of your love life, but that you really care about your partner’s welfare, so I hope this will help with both.
It’s bizarre how many Christmas traditions we carry into adulthood. The idea of grown men and women opening their advent calendars, scoffing the chocolate and waiting in anticipation for their Christmas stocking makes me giggle with… well, jealousy.
If like me your childhood Christmas joy has long since burned out and faded away, perhaps you’d like to join me in festifying your fun in the bedroom instead? You can’t really ‘Bah, humbug!’ that sentiment, can you?
My first ‘Festive Sex Toy of the Week’ is appearing well in advance of Crimbo. Why? Because you won’t want to miss the opportunity to breathe fresh life into an old Christmas tradition you may have left in your past.
Instead of stuffing your face this advent, or ignoring it all together, pick up some IOU A Merry Christmas Sex Vouchers (£3.99)…
I can understand your frustration, especially as you have tried talking to her about the situation, but how about now diffusing the situation entirely and just offering whatever support you can – especially with your kids?
If you’ve bought yourself a magic wand vibrator, or are thinking of treating yourself or your partner to one, you might be wondering how to get the best use from it.
There are loads of ways to enjoy these powerful sex toys no matter what your pleasure preference.
By using your imagination and trying out some new techniques with your massager, you can make sure you enjoy varied stimulation and reight new orgasmic heights time after time.
Here are my top 10 tips for using your magic wand vibrator - enjoy!
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How to strap a dildo to a chair
You may be making life harder for yourself than it need be. You can pick up a ready-made chair dildo for hands-free thrills on your favourite furniture.
If you’re really, REALLY fond of a particular dildo and want to adapt it, you have a few choices but many of them are going to involve some DIY.
If you have a flared-base dildo, you may be able to get it to stick to your chair by licking the bottom and forcefully slamming the base onto the chair. Simple! If your dildo doesn’t have a flared base that sticks, you’re in for some graft…
A cock ring is a simple device that works wonders in the bedroom. Designed to sit tightly around the penis or penis and testicles, they tend to be relatively nondescript in fashion. Stimulating and vibrating cock rings tend to be a little more interesting, but their curio-rating has nothing on this week's Awesome Sex Toy.
The Metal Worx Medium Cock Ring (£26.99), Metal Worx Large Metal Cock Ring (£31.99) and Metal Worx Extra Large Metal Cock Ring (£20.00) are more than a functional cock ring, they’re also a tool of chastity… of sorts.
These metal cock collars close around both the cock and balls, locking shut with a small-but-sturdy padlock to prevent removal. Of course, this allows you to still enjoy your sexual freedom, but not with anyone but your lover and yourself.
Don’t compare yourself to porn stars - remember, they’re acting, and when they perform, there’s no emotional connection. Instead, look your man in the eyes as you move, and the chances are he’ll find it a huge turn-on.