This amalgamation of sex doll parts can’t have been in the office for more than a minute before it was hauled out of the box for closer inspection.
No creature has ever graced the face of this rock with such a composition of erotic lady and man bits in such close proximity.
Regardless of your sexual quirks and preferences, your first thought upon seeing Mia Isabella’s Realistic Ride Transexual Sex Doll is likely to be “What in all that is sacred is this thing?”.
That’s a good question, and one I’m happy to answer.
This is one of the range of Mia Isabella toys we’ve recently taken delivery of at Lovehoney. A sensational transsexual adult star, Mia is the dream girl… with quite a meaty something extra between her killer pins…
Once you've taken the plunge and tried bondage for the first time, you may decide that it's something you'd like to experiment with further.
Traditionally, vanilla couples experiment with bondage by being tied up and objectified as a sexual thing - to be touched, toyed with, pleasured and pleased without having to do very much at all. This is great fun at first, but couples often find that this kind of play becomes a one-sided affair.
There's a whole world of toys and tools to explore, but you'll need an inventive imagination to go with them to keep sexy restraint scenarios fresh. By incorporating explorable themes into your bondage play, you'll find it easier to renew the experience time and time again.
After a week of cake bakes at Lovehoney to raise money for Cancer Research UK, it was certainly time for burning some calories with a swift (!) Sunday 5k.
Despite the wind, rain, mud and cow pats, nine fearless employees took to the fields to run Race for Life to raise awareness and money for Cancer Research UK.
Well done to everyone who took part!
It sounds like you may be addicted to the thrill and conquest of new lovers.
As if winning award after award for the unique We-Vibe II wasn't enough, the innovators at We-Vibe have now launched three new styles of vibrator. While the We-Vibe II was designed for couples to use during sex, the new We-Vibe Salsa, We-Vibe Tango and We-Vibe Touch have been crafted to give intensely satisfying foreplay and solo fun.
Each vibe in the new range is made to the same oustanding specifications of the We-Vibe II, with high quality materials, powerful motors, rechargeable technology and 100% waterproof skin-friendly bodies. But what do Lovehoney customers make of the new luxury vibrators? Let's just say, we're seeing stars…
Earlier this year we announced that Lovehoney were sponsoring the first ever Filament Magazine fiction competition. The competition has now closed, all entries have been read and raised pulses as the winners were selected.
Filament’s fiction editor Megan Lewis had the difficult job of reading over 100 entries from around the world to select the finalists. The crème de la crème of amateur erotic fiction was then sent to one of favourite sex experts and educators - Violet Blue - who selected the winner of a cash prize and coveted publication in Filament Magazine.
Lovehoney is incredibly excited to introduce three new rechargeable vibrators to the innovative, playful and sensationally pleasurable We-Vibe collection:
We-Vibe Tango Lipstick Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator, We-Vibe Salsa Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator and We-Vibe Touch Rechargeable Massager Vibrator.
This week on Sex Toys TV, Lovehoney presenter Hannah Warmington talks us through the incredible range of vibration speeds, patterns and solo or shared possibilities of these thrillingly powerful, waterproof vibes.
To celebrate their arrival, Lovehoney is giving you the opportunity to indulge in a We-Vibe of your choice and get a free Durex Play Aloe Vera Gel Lubricant worth £3.99. Find out more about this fantastic offer: Free Durex Play Aloe Vera Lube with We-Vibes
We-Vibe Touch Personal Rechargeable Massager £59.99
A sex toy for sharing that's designed to do it all. Rechargeable, waterproof and with 8 powerful vibrating functions, you can use this silicone vibrator for both internal and external stimulation, sating your sexual desires.
Find out more: We-Vibe Touch Personal Rechargeable Massager Vibrator
We-Vibe Tango Lipstick Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator £44.99
Compact and sensationally powerful, the We-Vibe Tango bullet vibrator is elegantly sculpted into a lipstick shape to deliver a thrilling range of 8 vibration speeds and patterns. Rechargeable and waterproof, this vibe is ideal for solo or shared pleasure.
Find out more: We-Vibe Tango Lipstick Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
We-Vibe Salsa Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator £54.99
A waterproof and rechargeable mini vibrator with 8 spectacular vibrating functions. Made from body-safe PC-ABS, this feisty bullet vibrator is kind to the environment and you. A great little sex toy for sharing or to enhance your solo play.
Find out more: We-Vibe Salsa Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
Plus Free UK Delivery on all sex toys at Lovehoney.
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If you're looking for a luxury rechargeable bullet vibrator, you've probably already heard about the Lelo Mia which has been met with worldwide acclaim. But with two new luxury bullet vibrators from the innovators of the revolutionary We-Vibe couple's toy, the We-Vibe Tango and We-Vibe Salsa, the competition for best clitoral bullet vibrator is hotting up.
There's practically nothing between the three luxury bullets in terms of their size, how quiet they are (all near-silent) and charge time to play time ratio - so how do you choose which bullet vibrator is for you?
Let's compare bullet vibrators and find which is the best bullet vibrator in the luxury category.
On the Lovehoney shopping website, we have a shiny new search function, with suggest-as-you-type autocompleter.
While we were working out how to make this feature super-helpful, we went through the search terms Lovehoney visitors used on the site over the past 5 months.
Some were popular as always, “strap on”, “nipple” and so on. Others were, let’s say, a bit more unusual.
Here’s our top 10 list of strange things we’ve seen people searching for at Lovehoney…
Darling, you’re the fly to my spider and I’m gonna eat ya.
Unfortunately we don’t have spider and fly costumes to go with this kinky bondage set (who does?), but that doesn’t mean that you can’t still enjoy the fettered joy of this restraint kit.
The stuff that goth fantasies are made of, the Spider Web Bondage Restraints kit contains an over-the-bed base in the shape of a spiderweb that simply slides over the corners of your mattress to secure it in place.
Suitable for double, queen and king size beds, it’s a quick and easy way to transform any sleeping quarters into a den of iniquity.