It's not long to go until Halloween and we're holding a huge Scarehouse clearance sale just in time for you to pick up some blood-curdling bargains.
If you haven't sorted your sexy Halloween costume yet, you can grab one from our range at a price so low it's scary!
If you're all set for the big night, then you might want to take a look at our massive reductions on sex toys for men, vibrators, dildos, bondage restraints, sexy lingerie and much, much more.
With up to 75% off and free postage to the UK, this is our biggest Halloween Sale yet!
Stock is flying out of our Scarehouse like a bat out of Hell, so be sure to grab your bargains before you miss out on our ghoulishly-good deals.
Have you ever noticed how you can buy every kind of body part for sexual purposes? Over the years we’ve sold everything from feet and fists to heads and boobs.Now if only there was some way to sew these parts together and bring to life a living, breathing sex doll to service all of your wants, needs and desires. If sci-fi can be believed then all it takes to animate body parts is a good shock of electricity on a dark and stormy night.
Unfortunately my experiments haven’t yielded any fruitful results, possibly because the limbs I’ve used are made from realistic flesh and never belonged to real people but more probably because the Kinklab Neon Wand I’ve been using to try and shock my real-feel fittie to life is much more useful as a tool for sensory play. As sad as I am to discover that the Neon Wand has no life-giving capabilities, it is an awesome sex toy with lots of other things going for it…
Need a new Halloween costume? Here at Lovehoney we've got loads of different outfits to choose from, from the traditional to the unconventional and everything in-between. Check out this video of Hella modelling our incredible new A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Halloween Costume.
Whatever you decide to go as this year, there's something in our range of sexy costumes for you. To see more Halloween costumes being modelled, take a look at Lovehoney TV's Sexy Costume Videos.
It’s difficult to know what advice to give, apart from explaining to him how desperate this is making you feel – not just desperate that you’re missing out on the intimacy and fun that sex can bring, but also desperate because your feelings are not being recognised. Perhaps you need to ask him what it will take for him to start taking this problem seriously?
Have a sexy time this Halloween and get yourself a Trick or Treat Bundle. Crammed full of delectable treats and spookily satisfying sex toys - all for just £6.66.
Forget bobbing for apples and going door-to-door to get your sugar this year, with this fang-tastic bundle you can whip-up some kinky fun with a liquorice whip, nibble away at some naughty chocolate boobies and cover your lover with some magical lust dust.
After you've enjoyed your delicious treats you can get down to some bedtime fun. Feeling brave? Switch off the lights and get bring yourself to a scream-worthy climax with some of Lovehoney's best selling sex toys.
There's a limited amount of stock, so get yours while you can!
Today is National Stockings Day, so what better time to slip into a pair of sexy thigh-highs to make your legs look extra luscious? Say goodbye to sagging gussets and pop those tights back in your drawer for another day because the 20th of October is all about the shapely stocking.
Those dangling suspender straps on babydolls need something to hang onto to make them feel complete and a pair of stockings adds a sexy finishing touch to any lingerie look.
To help you find the best pair of stockings to complete your erotic lingerie look, I’m going to talk you through six of our sexiest stocking looks.
SPECIAL OFFER: GET 3 FOR 2 ON A RANGE OF OUR SEXIEST STOCKINGS.
The trouble with zombies is that they come at night, and so do we. Most of our sexual thrills are had between the sheets before bedtime and many of us will encounter our first zombie while getting frisky with a partner or ourselves. Most inconvenient.
On the plus side, Lovehoney customers will have plenty of weapons within arm's reach to help them combat the brain-hungry Z army.
At Lovehoney we believe in providing the best possible sex advice for all occasions, so in order to keep you sexually happy during the inconvenience of the apocalypse and the collapse of society, I've tried and tested some of the best methods of defeating zombies using only sex toys by subjecting myself to the wrath of three very brain-hungry zombies. Eeeek!
Rechargeable sex toys and mains-powered vibes are brilliant as they’re economic and high powered, allowing you to enjoy hours and hours and hours of sexual pleasure without the need to buy expensive batteries. But once the zombie apocalypse comes it’s only a matter of time before the power is switched off and supplies of batteries run out, rendering all of your sex toys useless.
There’s only one thing more depressing than a full-on zombie invasion and that’s a full-on zombie invasion without satisfying masturbation. If your boyfriend is out all night eating some other girl’s brains, you’re going to feel mightily dejected when your collection of sex toys is devoid of power. What’s a girl to do?!
There is one shining beacon of sexual satisfaction in the post apocalyptic void and that beacon is my Spooky Sex Toy of the Week - the SolarStim Solar-Powered Bullet Vibrator…
There's one Hitachi product you won't see at the company's trade shows and conventions - its now infamous 'Magic Wand' massager. The Hitachi Magic Wand was originally designed in the 70s as a two-speed muscle massager, but it soon became clear this mains-powered electric vibrator was incredible for intimate, as well as deep-tissue, massage. Renowned as one of the most powerful vibrators ever invented, it quickly made its way into bedrooms the world over and has stayed there ever since, even though Hitachi shy away from promoting or featuring the product.
But in a further blow to the nation's pleasure, the product is now banned in the UK. Without a CE mark to declare it as safe for the European market, trading standards have been searching sex toy warehouses and stopping the sale of the appliance within the entire European Economic Area. So what hope is there now for the country's tight and unsatisfied (love) muscles?
In Lovehoney's continued efforts to bring sexual happiness to the nation, they have designed an improved, totally safe, UK-friendly version of the Magic Wand vibrator. The Lovehoney Classic Magic Wand® Vibrator is now available to soothe and stimulate – and all at a pocket-friendly price of just £25.00. What's great about this wand is that it has a UK plug, meaning it's perfectly designed for totally safe use in the UK with no loss of power. Stylishly designed with a quality build, this toy is a brilliant way to experience the iconic magic wand sex toy for yourself. The Lovehoney Classic Magic Wand® Vibrator delivers intense stimulation to your intimate spots with its range of delectable vibration speeds. Designed to access those hard-to-reach areas with a flexible head, this new legend delivers pleasure on demand.
One reviewer has already delivered her opinion, saying: "I love, love, love this wand and plan to use it until the day it gives up on me, which going by Lovehoney quality means we will be together for a very long time."
The Lovehoney Classic Magic Wand® Vibrator is part of the Lovehoney own-brand range of sex toys. Each new toy in the range comes complete with stylishly designed packaging and includes an instruction leaflet to help you get the most out of your brand new sex toy.