Halloween is upon us and here at Lovehoney we've been preparing ourselves for a zombie apocalypse and have filmed four videos about how to kill a zombie with sex toys. If you haven't seen the zombie videos yet, you can check out the very first, 'Part 1: BZSM - Bondage, Zombies, Sadism and Masochism'. With awesome instructions on how to defeat zombies using only sex toys, Hella and The Professor tackle one with a ball gag, bondage restraints and a Kinklab Neon Wand.
Love this video? There are three others to check out too. They can be viewed on the blog post How To Defeat Zombies Using Sex Toys. Or, you can go onto Lovehoney's YouTube channel and watch all four zombie videos.
There is no test case to cite in support of the legal mortality status of zombies, but as a zombie is capable of consent then the rules of necrophilia cannot apply to a zombie-human sexual relationship. There is likely to be debate as to whether zombie-human relationships classify as being interspecies relationships, but as zombies are considered to be humans suffering from an infection there are no such legal restrictions preventing a relationship between humans and zombies.
When it comes to sex, there are some new safety rules you need to take into account. Zombie viruses can be transmitted via kissing, oral sex and penetrative sex so it’s vital to be extra careful when it comes to continuing your love life. You’ll need to avoid all of your boyfriend’s fluids - not just the sexual ones, so avoid contact with his face and ensure any wounds are securely bandaged before engaging in sexual contact. And I think this goes without saying, but condoms are a must.
Ouch! That’s got to be really hard for both of you to deal with. You want things back the way they were and he wants to eat your brains, that’s going to cause a lot of friction between the two of you.
Where there’s a will there is a way and it may be possible to salvage your relationship if you’re willing to adapt to his new needs and desires. Dealing with his constant advances toward your brain is going to get tricky. If you can coax him into wearing a comfy bit gag and a pair of handcuffs then you should find that you can take control of his unruly behaviour.
You may find that it’s more difficult to connect emotionally with him now that he’s one of the undead, so try to find a good balance between what you want and what he wants. Spend some nights at home in bed watching TV or talking about your hopes and dreams and others helping him hunt for his dinner. It’s key to take an interest in what’s important to him even if you don’t enjoy it.
The million dollar offers for Lindsay Lohan's bare bod keep rolling in! Last week the actress-cum-morgue worker reportedly received a $1 million cheque for a full frontal photoshoot for Playboy magazine, and now she's been offered the opportunity to let fans get to know her a little more intimately. TMZ report that leading male sex toy company Fleshlight have approached Lohan to become the latest Fleshlight Girl by taking a mould from the star's nether regions.
If Lohan accepts the offer she'll join Fleshlight Girls Jenna Haze, Riley Steele, Teagen Presley, Tera Patrick, Jesse Jane, Stoya and Misty Stone who all have versions of the world's number 1 selling masturbator cast from their bodies.
Is $1 million a bargain? Overpriced? Who would you like to see become a Fleshlight Girl?
It's not long to go until Halloween and we're holding a huge Scarehouse clearance sale just in time for you to pick up some blood-curdling bargains.
If you haven't sorted your sexy Halloween costume yet, you can grab one from our range at a price so low it's scary!
If you're all set for the big night, then you might want to take a look at our massive reductions on sex toys for men, vibrators, dildos, bondage restraints, sexy lingerie and much, much more.
With up to 75% off and free postage to the UK, this is our biggest Halloween Sale yet!
Stock is flying out of our Scarehouse like a bat out of Hell, so be sure to grab your bargains before you miss out on our ghoulishly-good deals.
Have you ever noticed how you can buy every kind of body part for sexual purposes? Over the years we’ve sold everything from feet and fists to heads and boobs.Now if only there was some way to sew these parts together and bring to life a living, breathing sex doll to service all of your wants, needs and desires. If sci-fi can be believed then all it takes to animate body parts is a good shock of electricity on a dark and stormy night.
Unfortunately my experiments haven’t yielded any fruitful results, possibly because the limbs I’ve used are made from realistic flesh and never belonged to real people but more probably because the Kinklab Neon Wand I’ve been using to try and shock my real-feel fittie to life is much more useful as a tool for sensory play. As sad as I am to discover that the Neon Wand has no life-giving capabilities, it is an awesome sex toy with lots of other things going for it…
Need a new Halloween costume? Here at Lovehoney we've got loads of different outfits to choose from, from the traditional to the unconventional and everything in-between. Check out this video of Hella modelling our incredible new A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Halloween Costume.
Whatever you decide to go as this year, there's something in our range of sexy costumes for you. To see more Halloween costumes being modelled, take a look at Lovehoney TV's Sexy Costume Videos.
It’s difficult to know what advice to give, apart from explaining to him how desperate this is making you feel – not just desperate that you’re missing out on the intimacy and fun that sex can bring, but also desperate because your feelings are not being recognised. Perhaps you need to ask him what it will take for him to start taking this problem seriously?