Write a sex toy review for Lovehoney and you could be in with a chance to win a whopping £100 to spend on whatever you like! Each month we also choose a selection of highly commended reviews and reward them each with (count 'em) 2000 Oh! Points to spend as they wish - or perhaps save up for a luxury toy.
Better sex - all round - was a trend in reviews this month. The winning review was helpful, hilarious and exploding with enthusiasm. Bravo!
Review of the Month
"This teeny, tiny bottle will probably make you foam at the mouth with rage, considering what you will probably have paid for it. But be of good cheer, my friends, for this teeny tiny bottle will last you for the next millennium. You literally need a TINY amount in order to trip the light fantastic. The guidelines recommend a 'pea-sized amount' but that was too much for me…"
Read the full review by cheer_up
Read on to find out who was highly commended and earned the points this month, and make sure you write a sex toy review so you can be in with a chance in August!
Every month, Lovehoney customers upload photographs of themselves modelling lingerie bought from the site with the hopes of becoming the Model of the Month and winning £100 to spend on sex toys, sexy lingerie or kinky costumes.
Our winner this month is Liquidsugar who modelled the Rubber Girl Latex Wear Mini Dress With Suspenders (£39.99) and a pair or gorgeous crochet knit stockings. We're partial to a lovely bottom, especially when teamed with a knowing look and Mona Lisa smile.
We also loved the setting of this photo, which brought to mind opulent scenes of hedonism and debauchery in large stately homes.
Congratulations on winning the Model of the Month crown for August and a £100 shopping spree to go with it!
It was a well-deserved victory with close competition from some other fantastic photos, with two in particular that deserve honorable mentions (and some Oh! Points too).
We loved this shot of Pixie_Murree and the way the wallpaper reflected the pattern of the lingerie she was modelling. Carrying on the paisley theme, we loved the dreamy quality of this photo of cheer_up and the way she has concealed her identity without her head looking obviously cropped out. Well done to both!
If you want to be in with a chance to win a £100 shopping spree on Lovehoney, just upload a picture of yourself wearing sexy lingerie or costumes and check the Lovehoney blog next month.
We need your help! We've been nominated for the 'Consumer Choice Award' in the e-Commerce Awards for Excellence.
This award is entirely won on customer votes, so we'd love it if you could vote for us - it just takes one click and would make a huge difference to our chances. The award is for a company that offers an outstanding online experience and so if you love Lovehoney's service please…
In our last poll, we asked the question: 'Do you or your partner own a stroker?'
Over 51% of the people that voted said 'Yes' to to our question! Just 28% said 'No' while 19% of respondents showed an interest in owning a stroker with the answer 'No, but I'd like to'.
Here at Lovehoney we have a fantastic range of sleeves and strokers, realistic male masturbators and Fleshlights, so if you're still wanting to explore the pleasures of these fantastic male sex toys - you can!
This week we unveiled a UK exclusive at Lovehoney - the revolutionary new male sex toy the Spider! This innovation in masturbation is changing the way that men experience hands-free fun.
Vote in our new poll: 'When using a realistic male masturbator what's your favourite method for hands-free fun?' and visit the forum thread to discuss the different ways that you can use male masturbators.
As always, a big thank you goes out to everyone who voted in the last Lovehoney poll.
If you've got something to say about the results of our last poll, leave a comment below…
Spiders in the shower register highly on many people’s phobia radar. Black, hairy, spindly-legged varmits with 6 eyes and funny feeder things beneath their GIANT FANGS OF DEATH. It’s not a sexually happy image, is it?
Fortunately I’m not scared of spiders, so when Halloween rocks around you’ll find me in the local toy shop stocking up on fake plastic spiders to place between shower bottles, next to plug holes and in random corners to scare the bejesus out of my friends. Nothing funnier than a fully-grown man legging it out of the bathroom because of a plastic spider.
If I start to feel guilty about doing this to my boyfriend (unlikely!), then I might be able to make amends by putting a different kind of Spider in the shower. There’s nothing creepy, crawly or bitey about my Awesome Sex Toy of the Week.
The Spider Hands-Free Male Masturbator is much better than a big old bug in the bathroom…
A brand new male sex toy, coming soon to Lovehoney. Can you guess what it is yet?
If you're craving a mind-blowing orgasm, but haven't quite managed to get yourself there yet, a G-spot vibrator could be just what you need.
G-spot vibrators feature a slightly curved tip that stimulates the sensitive nerve endings of the G-Spot which is located approximately 1-3 inches inside the vagina. With enough stimulation of the G-Spot you can achieve a truly satisfying orgasm, and even female ejaculation.
Lovehoney TV presenter Annabelle uses the Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator to explain the function of these fantastic sex toys:
G-Spot Vibrator Video Demonstration
We have recently updated our How to Use a G-spot Vibrator Buyer's Guide if you're looking to achieve a G-spot orgasm and would like information on how to get the most from G-spot sex toys.
Cue fanfare, confetti explosions and flashing lights - order number 5,000,000 is winging its way to a Lovehoney customer!
While we not have the royal seal of approval (yet), our 5 millionth order was placed by a resident of Windsor.
To celebrate this milestone, we're giving away a bumper bundle of Lovehoney's most popular own brand toys.
Competition now closed - our winner was ToriHeart!
While you're here, have a look round the blog - maybe check out something Weird & Wonderful, get Sex Tips or catch up on Sex Toy News?
A violet wand is an electrosex device used to enhance physical awareness, create a sexy tickling sensation or to induce pain when used on higher settings.
On the lower settings the electricity causes a ticklish tingling that heightens physical awareness and feels incredibly erotic, helping to build sexual anticipation and turn both partners on. Higher settings create more pain and can leave temporary marks on the skin similar to candle wax burns.
Violet wands found their way into bedrooms via the BDSM and fetish communities but more and more vanilla couples are discovering the pleasures of using violet wands as an enhancement to foreplay.