This week at Lovehoney get a rulermungous Inch Perfect Vibrator absolutely free when you spend £30. This multispeed, waterproof delight has proved a big hit with Lovehoney fans and the discerning Orgasm Army.
Check out what people have been saying about the Inch Perfect Vibrator…
"Inch Perfect is now a favourite in our house. I love it because it's a great vibrator, large enough to truly (ful)fil me, and it's waterproof too. He loves it because it's gadgety enough to satisfy his inner geek, I can use it on him for some anal teasing - and it doubles up as a ruler!"
"The bottom line is that this is the best classic style vibrator I've ever seen - I'm genuinely impressed!"
Be on your toes, though - this free vibrator offer is strictly limited to while stocks last. Don't worry if you've missed out on this, we've got loads of fantastic free offers in the pipeline.
Another sustained period of blushing here at Lovehoney. We've been Highly Commended in the AXA Small to Medium Sized Business of the Year Award 2007. The National Business Awards, sponsored by Orange, recognises business succcess across a range of categories - including helping the UK have better sex.
And here's an enormous logo to show how happy we are about it. :-)
Tell us a great sex tip and you could win a prize from Lovehoney's huge selection of sex toys, sex furniture, books, lubricants and sex gifts! We've got £1,000 of sex toys, sex furniture, lubricants, books and erotic gifts to give away to the people who share their best sex tips with us.
Have you got some red-hot advice for giving a blow job or going down on a girl?
Maybe you've got some tips for sparking up your sex-life with some celery?
Or perhaps you've got some erotic advice for going out on the town with no knickers…!
Share your tip with us and the best ones will win a prize from our £1,000 sex toy selection!
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Our Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme has got off to a flying start. Mentioned in The Mirror, The Guardian and all over the blogosphere (TM), Rabbit Amnesty (and the Talking Rabbit) has really captured the imagination of people who like pleasure but also want to do their bit for the environment.
Quite a few people thought it was a wind-up - a tragically mis-timed April Fool. But nothing could be further from the truth - we're deadly serious. We are going to recycle your old vibrators.
A lot of people have asked us what's going to happen to the rabbits when they're returned. Will they be repackaged and resold? Can any of the parts really be reused? Isn't handling the returned vibes one of the world's most unpleasant jobs?
Well, here you can see our ace rabbit operative Ian doing it. In that green bin are a weekend's worth of returned rabbit vibrators.
If you fancy playing around on the August Bank Holiday weekend then look no further than this week's fantastic free offer. Spend £30 and you get these top quality 10-speed dimpled golf-style Impulse Textured Vibrating Duo Balls absolutely free.
These fantastic orgasm balls, worth £49.99, deliver 5 vibration patterns including star-stepped, staccato, escalating, wave and linear. A quick bit of maths reveals that's 50 (count 'em!) variations.
Be on your toes, though, because this free orgasm balls offer is strictly limited to while stocks last.
A busy week at your favourite toyshop starts right here. We've got loads of marvellous new sex toys to add to the site in the next few days. However, one new product which we've recently added, a certain pair of high quality Leather Vampire Gloves, has enthralled and astounded the LH gang in equal measure. These fetish gloves have tiny little metal spikes attached to the fingers and thumbs – perfect for scratching that annoying itch. But don't scratch too vigorously!
Keep an eye out for the Honeymail this week, there could be one or two little surprises that you might want to snaffle in time for the Bank Holiday weekend – even if the weather does, by some miracle, stay fine. If you haven't signed up for the Honeymail yet click here – simply pop in your email address to discover all the latest, greatest offers.
Everyone here at LH is excited about this coming Friday. Not because it's the start of the Bank Holiday - hey we'll be here over the weekend diligently (and lovingly!) processing your many orders. No, we're excited because this Friday it's our annual summer outing. A charabanc is picking us up after last post and we'll be decanting at Bath Racecourse for a flutter and a spot of froth on the ol' nose. Keep an eye on the blog to find out who loses their shirts - and who knows what else!
Wow! Now this really is something a bit special. The Fun Factory Share Double Dildo is designed for the woman who knows what she wants and knows how to give.
Made of top quality medical grade silicone, this double-ended dildo hits your pleasure points as well as her sweet spots – and you get great kegel muscle exercise at the same time, which will lead to far more intense orgasms. Available in pink, purple and black, get the complete lowdown on this sensational sex toy here.
It's one of Lovehoney's finest giveaways yet! Oh, all right, it IS the finest. Spend £50 (or more, of course) and get a Top Cat Rabbit Wiggle Wand Vibrator - worth £24.99 - absolutely free. The Wiggle Wand Vibrator's powerful twin-speed vibrating bullet is placed right in the tip of the wand, so the vibrations don't have far to travel down the rabbit ears - right to where they're required most. Colour supply may vary: pink or purple.
Be quick, though - this free vibrator offer is strictly limited to while stocks last. But don't worry if you've missed out on this, we've got loads of fantastic free offers in the pipeline.
Relationship psychologist and agony aunt Susan Quilliam, who you may have seen or heard on television and radio, analysing the psychology behind news items or social developments, has commented about our Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme on her blog.
"I'm not on Love Honey's payroll, but I do approve", says Susan. "Good idea, well marketed, subtly pushes the safe sex message and very green. What's not to like?"
Recycle your rabbit with Rabbit Amnesty here.