Sex toys! of course! Well, that's if you were one of the lucky winners of the Lovehoney Sex Tips Competition that is!
Having read each of the 678 tips personally, I can tell you Lovehoney customers certainly know the secrets to good sex. Ranging from red-hot to romantic (all the way through to ridiculous), I loved every single one!
Sadly, we only had 150 prizes to give away (tsk, we really must try harder - only 150!) and after hours of deliberating, all the winners have now been chosen.
In case you're wondering, we employed a high-tech formula to match each tip to a prize. It's called 'whatever comes out of the bag first' and trust me, it's foolproof…?! Hopefully you'll have won something you like, but if you're a single man and you've won a Jessica Rabbit, please don't take it personally!
The top three winning tips will be revealed shortly, so **watch this space**.
Thanks to everyone who entered. Oh, and to whoever suggested custard creams and gravy - wow!!
Don't forget that you can read new sex tips every day in our Sex Tips Blog. Have fun!
It's time to up your orgasm quota, folks!
You can now get 3 toys for the price of 2 on selected products in our brilliant Tracey Cox range.
The world famous TV sex expert has developed an amazing range of sex toys in conjunction with Lovehoney, products you simply can't buy anywhere else.
The Tracey Cox Supersex Mini Rabbit Vibrator is quiet, cute, versatile, easy to pop in your handbag – and it packs a punch, too. You can see Tracey talking about the Supersex Mini Rabbit here.
Couples get the best of both worlds with the Tracey Cox Supersex Love Ring. He turns into a human vibrator, she gets pulsating pleasure delivered direct to her sweet spots.
You can check out all the great offers here.
Fancy trying something a little bit different? This week at Lovehoney get a fabulous Joyrider Vibrating Massager worth £19.99 absolutely free when you spend £35. Its massaging nodules gently bring you a whole new kind of orgasm.
Here's what Lovehoney customers are saying about the Joyrider Vibrating Massager.
"It doesn't half pack a punch - I wasn't expecting it to be that powerful to be honest."
"It gives a wonderful slow build orgasm."
This offer has now closed. To see our latest free offer click here. Strictly limited to while stocks last.
Hey, it's only one of our best offers ever! Grab a Crystal Blue Vibrator 6.5 Inch worth £14.99 absolutely free when you spend £40 at Lovehoney this week.
The wonderfully soft, thick, ribbed jelly shaft explodes into a throbbing bulbous tip and, best of all, the multispeed vibrations pulsate right up to the orgasmic tip. Powerful, waterproof and free when you spend £40. What's not to like?
This offer has now finished but you can check out our latest free vibrator offer here.
Pick up a Pink Juicy Fruit Ladyfinger Vibrator absolutely free when you spend £30 at Lovehoney this week.
With smooth contours and a cunningly tapered head, this travel vibe is, essentially, an orgasm in your handbag!
Oh, and beware, this cheeky little thing is a lot more powerful than it looks.
We're sorry but we've now run out of Juicy Fruits, but check out our latest free vibrator offer here.
This week at Lovehoney get a Devils Horn Ladyfinger Vibrator absolutely free when you spend £30. It's a naughty little thing – powerful, too, with a lovely curved tip.
This is what Hippy Chick from the Orgasm Army has to say about the Devils Horn.
"This is a great little vibe that is perfect for keeping in your bag just for emergencies!! It comes in a really neat little case. The design is simple but very effective. A bit like the Lady Lustfinger but with a wider end. Good for vaginal, anal or clitoral stimulation - hurrah!"
We're all out of Devils Horns but check out our latest free vibrator offer. Strictly limited to while stocks last.
Slightly reddened cheeks and bashful glances all round here at Lovehoney after Observer scribbler Kathryn Flett wrote in her Sunday column…
"The planet will… be grateful for the revolutionary new Rabbit Amnesty. For every recycled Rabbit, Lovehoney pledges to donate £1 to the World Land Trust to support rainforest-protection projects. Safe sex? Cybersex? So Twentieth Century. If you're at it with a rabbit you can - smugly, modishly - enjoy guilt-free eco-sex, too."
Always nice to get a mention in the Sunday broadsheets! Hurray…
Hey it's Friday already – where have you been? Check out what's been happening at Lovehoney this week.
First off, great news for fans of anal sex toys – and who isn't? We've got a brilliant new range of butt plugs from Tantus, all made of premium silicone. The Ace Silicone Butt Plug has a slender neck and bulbous head, guaranteed to hit all the right spots.
The Infinity Silicone Butt Plug is blessed with curves of pleasure – beautifully firm yet pliant – and the Tulip Silicone Butt Plug's tapering head is designed to satisfy even the most select of anal connoisseurs.
We can't get the price any lower than this. Really we can't. The delicious Mini Honey Bee Strap-On Vibrator was £19.99, now it's just £4.81 – a saving of, well, um… more than £15! And that's big.
Why's the price so low?
Because we love you and we want you to have a smashing weekend, of course.
What do I do with it?
Pop the powerful bullet vibrator into the super-soft pink jelly bee, which has a lovely smiley face and little tickly horns, then slip into the comfy adjustable harness and let the buzzy devil go to work. Clitoral stimulation as you've never experienced before. You'll be grinning from ear to ear all weekend – and beyond.
And what's the catch?
Ah. Well. We've got less than 300 of 'em and they're selling like hot bees. So be quick. No, quicker than that! Get your Mini Honey Bee here. This offer is for one week only.
5 reasons why the new Lovehoney Dream Egg 10 Function Remote Control Vibrator is an unmissable sex toy!
1. It has 7 (numberwang!) powerful vibration patterns.
2. And 3 speeds to help you shift through the gears.
3. There's an easy-to-use, quality push button remote control.
4. Which can be used up to 60 feet away (and around corners!).
5. It's made of top quality, super soft pink material.
6. BONUS REASON! The Remote Control has a keychain - you will never lose it.
7. DOUBLE BONUS REASON! Comes with 2 ("TWO") sets of batteries.
Check out this amazing animated demonstration of the Lovehoney Dream Egg. Go to work on a Dream Egg!