Yes, this is the Sex Toys Blog. And yes, what I'm about to tell you has nothing to do with sex toys, but I just had to let you know about the new Lovehoney Erotic Book Club (where you can pick up a copy of 'Asking for Trouble' by Kristina Lloyd for just 99p.) Hurry though, stocks are selling fast…
You'll find all the info here:
The Lovehoney Erotic Book Club.
Just remember, if anyone asks, you didn't hear about it here!
This week at Lovehoney get the brilliantly disguised Incognito Mascara Travel Vibrator worth £19.99 absolutely free when you spend £40.
Get orgasmic pleasure on the go! Cunningly disguised as mascara, this powerful multispeed mini vibrator is guaranteed to make your eyelashes wobble. Smooth, whisper-quiet and curved for maximum pleasure, it's an orgasm in your handbag!
This offer has now finished but you can check out our latest free offer here.
Resident sex expert on The Alan Titchmarsh Show and an actress famous for her roles in Emmerdale, The Bill and Brookside, Julie Peasgood this week picked out her favourite sex toys and boosters for women's weekly magazine First.
And guess what won? Our very own Lovehoney Magic Rabbit – which Julie described as "a small but perfectly formed rabbit that really means business". But then you know that already, right? If you've never seen this "incredibly powerful" rabbit in action check out the video here.
Other great products that made her top 10 include the fabulously luxurious Fun Factory Delight Rechargeable Massager, ID Millennium Silicone Lube, the Durex Play Vibrations Love Ring and the Natural Contours Energie Kegel Exerciser.
And can you guess what this is from Julie's description? "Pop one in your pants and let your partner push the buttons – it works around corners and through walls from up to 60ft away, and gives you the chance to enjoy some naughtiness in public without any outward signs, other than perhaps a slightly glazed expression." Click here to discover the identity of this amazing Lovehoney sex toy.
This week at Lovehoney get a Juicy Fruit Stix Travel Vibrator absolutely free when you spend £30. It's a naughty little thing – powerful, too, with a lovely curved tip.
It comes in a nifty splashproof case and is ideal for slipping into your handbag - an orgasm anytime, anyplace, anywhere.
This free offer has now finished but click here to see our latest offer.
Get ready to sizzle! Lovehoney's Winter 2007/2008 sex toys catalogue is available now!
It features 64 pages of the best sex toys, erotic gifts, games, books and lingerie for you to browse at your leisure in places that you can't take your computer. Settle down on the sofa and peruse the pages at your leisure, picking out something sexy for you and your partner.
The Lovehoney Sex Toys Catalogue is free - request your copy now!
Get a head start on your sexy Christmas shopping! We've slashed prices in the fantastic Good Vibrations range.
Massage bars, body oils, bubble bath and vibrators are half price or less. The sexy way to fill your stocking!
But with 50% off all items, the range is selling out quickly. Check out the complete range of Good Vibrations half-price bargains.
Thanks to the 500 plus people who entered the Name That Rabbit Competition. Having ploughed through the entries (and quite frankly been bowled over by the your creativity), we finally came up with a winner… the only problem being that three people had suggested the name!
Following a rigorous process of secondary judging (place all three names in a StagNightHQ Police Helmet with Flashing Blue Light and pick one out), we finally had our overall winner.
Congratulations to Kim from Essex who receives £100 worth of sex toys for suggesting the name 'Romeo'. So romantic, so masculine - and in the instance, so rabbit!
This week get a pair of Duo Tone Orgasm Balls for just 22p! No, we're not kidding. These smooth, pelvic-strengthening balls normally cost £8.99 but now you can get them for the frankly ridiculous price of 22p.
But we're not finished yet. Oh no. We're also giving away the sensational Pearl Beaded Prolong Cock Ring for 22p as well. This stretchable erection enhancer has clit-stimulating beads – everyone's a winner.
This offer is limited to one of each product per customer and is open strictly while stocks last.
This offer has now finished but don't worry if you missed out because we've got lots of great offers in the pipeline.
This week at Lovehoney get a wonderfully cheeky Wicked Tingle Tip Vibrator worth £14.99 absolutely free when you spend £35.
At first glance this firm, massaging vibrator looks pretty normal until you spot the protruding nub right at the top of the tip. Fire up the powerful multispeed beast and let it go to work on your pleasure regions. Orgasmic sensations await.
You can read more about the free vibrator offer here.
So I have a sex blog. I try out a lot of sex toys, I read a lot of news on sex, people talk to me about sex. I wouldn't call it a cushy job, but it certainly has its perks, right? But there is a downside, my friends. A very serious downside. Just this evening - after having yet another friend tell me that what I do is certainly not work - I was sat here with vibrating nipple clamps dangling from my… well… nipples, naturally, for the betterment of my sex bloggy knowledge. It is all for you, and darn it, I don't complain.