Ho, ho, ho! Cunningly disguised as Father Christmas this festive fellow tosses off its hat to reveal itself! Yes – it's the Who's Been Naughty Christmas Vibrator!
Santa might only come once a year – but this multispeed, waterproof Yuletide vibe will make you come as many times as you like! Written along its shaft is: 'who's been naughty or nice' – and you won't care once you feel the powerful vibrations taking you on a sleigh ride to ecstasy!
And because it's Christmas, we're giving away a sensational, knee-tremblingly powerful Lovehoney Magic Rabbit worth £9.99 free with every Christmas Vibe.
Double your pleasure! It's a great gift for a partner or friend – or a lovely treat for your own stocking.
Get a fantastic Impulse 6 Function Multi Massager worth £19.99 absolutely free when you spend £40 this week at Lovehoney.
This 6-speed vibrating massager is fantastic for solo play and even better for couples.
The contoured multi-function massager has 6 progressive functions from low vibrations to pulsating pleasure and a unique sixth random pattern. Perfect for foreplay!
This free massaging vibrator offer is open strictly while stocks last.
Red hot and Dutch! A fantastic new range of top-quality silicone sex toys has arrived from the Netherlands – and they're selling like hot pies.
Even Lovehoney's 'seen-every-vibrator-there-is-to-be seen' staff gaped in stupefied awe at the magnificent Feelztoys Eilium Silicone Clitoral Vibrator (pictured left), which has a tiny tip that delivers pin-point pleasure.
Give yourself a real treat this Christmas.
Joyous times at Lovehoney! We are super-pleased to announce our all-new and mega-exciting Lovehoney Deal of the Day.
Every day we'll have a different special offer. It could bring you free sex toys, discounts on sexy lingerie, threefers, twofers, BOGOFs and much more!
And in the run-up to Christmas, that means we're bringing you an exciting Advent calendar calvacade of special offers.
Whatever happens, it's going to be exciting and every deal is strictly limited to 24 hours from midnight to midnight UK time.
So bookmark the Lovehoney Deal of the Day page to make sure you never miss out - you never know what's coming next!
Spend £60 at Lovehoney this weekend and you and get a fantastic bendy Lovehoney Silver Wiggle Wand worth £19.99 absolutely free.
Here's what Orgasm Army reviewer ameri2490 had to say about the Wiggle Wand. "I used this internally and just on my clit and the vibrations and feeling is very strong! It hits all the right spots and gave me a powerful climax! Though it's not a "great" size, it's reaching that spot that counts! Size does not matter here!!"
But be quick – this offer ends at 4pm on Monday.
The free Wiggle Wand offer has now closed but you find about the latest Lovehoney free offer here.
Once up a time Japanese schoolgirls discovered that their super-cute Hello Kitty Shoulder Massagers could be used for more than massaging their shoulders!
Now these cheeky little single-speed vibes are available in the UK – exclusively at Lovehoney – and you know you want one!
This mini rocket-style vibrator comes in three colours – red, pink and purple – and it features a simple twist operation.
And wait till you clap eyes on the Hello Kitty Keychain Massager!
Packing the finest power-to-weight-and-size ratio of any sex toy yet, the Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Waterproof Mini Vibrator (the title's bigger than the toy!) will breathe new life into all your favourite toys.
Small but beautifully formed, the Bionic Bullet's strong, completely waterproof casing is perfect for steamy bath and shower encounters.
And wait till you feel the power! A quick click of the button and the orgasmic trembling begins, click again for another boost – one more click and you're up to 11! Yes!
Who better to demonstrate the power of the Bionic Bullet – and the fact that it really is properly-no-leaks-whatsoever waterproof – than the Prof himself?
Watch the video here.
1. Spend £60 at Lovehoney and get a Jessica Rabbit Vibrator worth £24.99 free. And free Express Delivery, too!
2. Do it before 4pm on Friday – this is when this frankly unmissable offer MUST END.
3. Have a memorable weekend!
Here's what HornyHunny from the Orgasm Army has to say about her experience with the Jessica Rabbit.
"I love the fact that I can have orgasm… after orgasm after orgasm every night with this. It's a firm favourite in my toy box."
"I love it and I always will love it."
"I've recommended it to loads of girlfriends… and now I'm recommending it to you!"
This offer has now finished but you can find about our latest free offer here.
Give your sexy Christmas stocking a big bulge with our great range of 50p stocking fillers.
But be quick – not only does this offer end at 4pm on Friday, everything is selling quicker than even the hottest of hot cakes, which is why we're limiting the offer to one of each product per customer.
Check out all the 50p Christmas Stocking Fillers here.