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  1. Order Vibrators, Dildos and Sexy Lingerie Safely and Discreetly with Lovehoney!

    Toot, toot!

    We're so proud of our safe, secure and discreet order process here on Lovehoney, that we thought we'd take a moment to toot our own horn.

    Not only is it incredibly easy to order your first vibrator or add to your sexy costume collection from our online sex toys shop, but our secure server means that all of your personal and payment details are perfectly safe with us.

    McAfee SecureBut don't take our word for it; check out our approved logos from McAfee Secure and VeriSign Secured.

    You can click these logos at the bottom of any and every page to be reassured that you are completely protected from fraud and phishing scams on the Lovehoney site. You don't get a better website safety testimonial than that!

    So why else should you order your vibrators, dildos, male masturbators and other assorted saucy goodies from Lovehoney?

    • Super discreet packaging on everything from butt plugs to catalogues.
    • You are never added to any mailing lists unless you specifically request to join.
    • Thousands of product reviews by real people to help you make your shopping decisions.
    • Your details are never passed on to third party companies.
    • Safe and secure order process from beginning to end.
    • 365 day no-quibble returns on absolutely any and every item we sell.
    • 24 hour assistance from our customer services team.
    • Brilliant new deals and offers every single day!

    I think we're all tooted out now, thanks for sticking with us!

    Design A Sex Toy 2009 - Judgement Day

    From July to December 2009, I had the pleasure of watching my inbox fill with entries for Lovehoney's Design A Sex Toy Competition.

    From the erotic to the exotic, the wacky to the how-in-the-heck-did-someone-think-of-that, over 500 would-be sex toy inventors embraced the challenge.

    Sadly there could only be one winner, so it was time to get brutal and bring on the judges!

    The Lovehoney Erotica Team

    Lovehoney had a great time at the Erotica 2009 exhibition this weekend, wowing the crowds with our unique-in-all-the-world Sqweel of Fortune, Dildo Hoopla, Rabbit Wall, X-rated Photo Booth and Fleshlight Wall.

    And, of course, our fantastic products including the Sqweel, the UK launch of the new We-Vibe II, our massively popular Tracey Cox Supersex Range, Sliquid Lubes and Durex Play and a whole lot more.

    A massive thank you to everyone who came to the Lovehoney stand to play our silly games, buy our toys or just to say hello. It was great to meet you!

    Erotica is the biggest sex show in the UK and is a great place to go if you've never bought a sex toy before. You can get your hands on lots of different products and, of course, on the Lovehoney stand our friendly, knowledgeable staff are there to help explain what they're all for.

    That's us up there in the picture - from left to right: Jeremy, Richard (me), Kirstyne (kneeling), The Prof, Paula, Jo, Andy, Carl, Bonny (crouching), Carly, Joy (kneeling), Sean (gurning) and Flavie (wondering what the hell she's let us in for). And not pictured are Shelley, Ruth, Wojtek, Mike, Dusan and last but by no means least, Joseph (who left his Amazing Technicoloured Dreamcoat at home).

    The Professor, Sliquid's Dean Elliot, Tracey Cox and Richard Longhurst

    And also big big "THANKS!" to Dean from Sliquid, Tracey from Tracey Cox (both pictured centre left), Bruce from We-Vibe, and Sqweel inventor Trevor Murphy and his mate Shane for being there for us.

    Thank you to all the Lovehoney staff who made it happen - you did us proud!

    More Erotica happenings and pictures after the break…

    Sob, wail, gnash. Despite 30 hours of round-table talks (who was playing King Arthur?) , the Communications Worker's Union and the Royal Mail couldn't sort out their differences. So the strikes are on, no postal deliveries on Thursday or Friday.

    But never fear - this does not mean that your dildo delivery need be delayed. We've called in a crack squad of express couriers to pick up the slack during the strike days.

    For just £2.95 - or nowt if you spend more than £30 - you can avail yourself of our super-awesome choose-your-delivery day service.

    Order by 4pm Thursday and you could be tucked up in bed on Friday night with your new special friend. Sweet dreams!

    Happy shopping, my lovelies!

    Top Five Reasons To Visit Venus Berlin

    Venus Berlin is the equivalent of the UK's Erotica Show but much, much bigger. And much, much dirtier.

    Alongside all the traders and stalls you'll find live sex shows, pole dancers, fine German cuisine (mainly bratwurst), pony-girl chariot rides and even a 5 Euros-a-pop sex machine!

    If you've ever fancied attending a naughty show, watch the video below to see my top five favourite parts of Venus so far.

    With special thanks to Romeo, Richard, Christian and the rest of the 'pain gang'.

    Pornstars and Pizzas - Lovehoney at Venus Berlin

    Guten Tag!

    The Lovehoney team have just arrived in Berlin for the fantastic, naughty, erotic and downright pornographic Venus show!

    The top names in sex toys, lubricants, lingerie, bondage, fetish and film gather here every year to swap cards, mingle and generally do business. So naturally, Lovehoney had to make an appearance!

    Although Lovehoney aren't exhibiting, we have been wandering around talking to new suppliers, trying to get great deals on the most brilliant sex toys around and showing off our fantastic new sex toy - the Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator!

    Keep checking the Lovehoney Blog over the next few days for video and photographic updates and all the saucy goings-on at Venus - including the entire Lovehoney team trying to ride (steady!) a giant I Rub My Duckie!

    Our Super Secret Sex Toy Is A Revolution In Orgasms - The Teaser Video!

    As some of you may have heard, there's a new sex toy doing the rounds but it is so top secret that everyone involved has been sworn to silence.

    As soon as word broke out on the Lovehoney Community and A Revolution In Orgasms, we were inundated with requests for any small snippet of information we could give about this MI5 style pleasure product.

    You asked for it, so we had to oblige – here is the teaser video!

    Still intrigued? Sign up at A Revolution In Orgasms to receive 25% off the mystery product as soon as it's launched and stay tuned to the Lovehoney Blog for news of the release date!

    UK Sex MapLovehoney's fantastic UK Sex Map has just been launched!

    This nifty little online gadget lets you type in your town and find out exactly where it ranks in the sexy spending stakes.

    Not only is it a great way to find out what the naughty gossip is in your town but it's brilliant for figuring out new trends, deciding where to go out on the pull and learning all sorts of fun facts to wow your friends in the pub!

    In fact, one of the most interesting things we learnt from creating the UK Sex Map is that Upminster is the sexiest town, spending a whopping 10.8 times the national average on naughty products!

    So what is so special about Upminster? Well, not a lot.

    However, we did discover that the rather gorgeous Paul Sculfor lives there.

    This builder-turned-model has dated some of the most stunning women in the world including Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Lisa Snowdon and Lady Victoria Hervey.

    How did this Essex brickie woo all these beautiful ladies? With naughty gifts, of course! People in Upminster spend 10.1 times the national average on sexy gifts and 11.2 times the national average on vibrators.

    May we suggest a gorgeous JimmyJane vibrator for Mr Sculfor's next date?

    Check out the UK Sex Map now and let us know how your town rates!

    Which? Magazine Award for Lovehoney's Carbon Offset Programme

    Lovehoney's environmentally friendly status has just stepped up a further notch.

    Not only is there the brilliant Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme, a range of recycled and recyclable packagaing and a wonderful collection of green and eco-conscious vibrators, condoms and other naughtiness on the site, but the July 2009 issue of Which? Magazine awarded the World Land Trust's Carbon Offsetting scheme - the very same one that we have used for many years - the prestigious 5 star rating.

    Lovehoney makes an annual donation to the World Land Trust to offset the carbon dioxide emissions generated by the general operations of the company and the shipment of products from sources around the world to the Lovehoney warehouse in Bath.

    This five star rating by Which? means that this is one of the best carbon offsetting programmes around and that Lovehoney are really doing their bit to conserve biodiversity and encourage sustainable living, working and playing!

    Not only is the World Land Trust highly rated by Which? it is also popular with WLT Patron, David Attenborough:

    "WLT's Carbon-balancing programme is a way of helping put back what we are taking away… Balancing carbon emissions with the WLT means that we are able to put even more back in to our key objectives - acquiring land for conservation."

    Find out more about what Lovehoney is doing to help the environment and see if there is anything you can do to make your sex life green!

    Recycle Your Rabbit And Get A New One Half Price

    Last week saw the inaugural O Awards, a night of back-slappery and bonhomie in Los Angeles, where the great, good and not-so-good of the sex toys industry assembled for a round of hearty self congratulations.

    Lovehoney was there to enjoy the cheap (free) booze and the view from the top floor of the Sheraton Hotel Universal Studios. And to applaud politely, sometimes noisily, from the wings as the winners went up to collect their gongs.

    And, of course, to bask in the reflected glory that we were first to bring more than a handful of the winning products to the UK over the past couple or three years. We make it our mission to bring you the best sex toys, so we took it as a giant pat on the back for us, too.

    Needless to say, our head buyer Bonny Hall couldn't help herself when presented with the opportunity to press her fizzog in front of the camera…

    Bonny with Sliquid Founder Dean ElliotHere she is with Dean Elliott, founder of Sliquid, the awesome super-slippery lubes that are glycerine-free, paraben-free and otherwise gunk-free for the maximum in worry-free sexual pleasure.

    Sliquid won the award for "Outstanding Lube, Lotion or Potion", which was designed to "recognize excellence in lubricants, massage oils, and other necessities." NICE.

    "I owe this award, and indeed every scintilla of success I've ever had in my entire life, to the incredible and incredibly good-looking team at Lovehoney," Mr Elliott might have said had we bothered to ask him.

    More gurning award winners after the break…

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