Sexy 'I Have Never' Statements That Every Student Will Drink To
on 22 Nov 2016
For almost every student, pre-drinks are equally as important as the actual night-out.
Drinking games are a quick, fun, and guaranteed way to get you all in the mood for the night ahead, and most of us have found ourselves reaching for that old favourite, 'I Have Never'.
For those who haven't played, the rules are simple: each person takes it in turn to state something that they've never done, such as, 'I have never had sex in my parents' bed'. Any players who have done it must then take a drink.
However, there comes a point when we begin to run out of ideas, and the suggestions get a little obscure (hello, 'I have never eaten sushi off Drake's stomach'.)
So here are nine easy sex-related statements to inspire you that'll have everyone reaching for their glasses.
Never Have I Ever…
- Never have I ever heard my flatmates have sex.
It’s awkward and unavoidable, but you’re not a true student unless you’ve endured the sound of one of your flatmates going at it.
- Never have I ever been walked in on during sex.
We all have that one flatmate who doesn’t understand boundaries and forgets that your room isn’t a communal space. If that one flatmate is playing this game with you, then they should drink too. After all, it’s a small price to pay for the embarrassment they caused.
- Never have I ever had a crush on one of my flatmates.
This one is sort of inevitable, and if somebody doesn’t drink, there's a good chance the person they've got a crush on is in the same room.
- Never have I ever had a sexual fantasy about one of my lecturers.
Embarrassing as it is, we’ve all had people sneak into our dreams that we’d rather stayed in the lecture hall. I wouldn’t advise acting on it, though.
- Never have I ever “Netflix and chilled”.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock instead of in student halls, we are all aware of the term ‘Netflix and chill’, wherein you arrange to watch a few episodes of Pretty Little Liars, but you’re more interested in finding out if they’ve been lying about their six-incher.
- Never have I ever kissed a local.
When you finally pluck up the courage to leave the student bar and venture into town, you’re bound to bump into some non-student clubbers. Kissing a local is something that happens to the best of us; don’t knock it till you’ve tried it and downed that shot with pride.
- Never have I ever fallen victim to procrastination masturbation.
Every student will graduate with a first-class degree in procrastination, so why not enjoy yourself too?
- Never have I ever flashed when drunk.
Be it accidental or not, most of us have been there.
- Never have I ever snuck off to the toilet in the club to send a risky photo.
After a few drinks we all get a little horny and want to get the attention of somebody in our phonebook. Whether it’s a sneaky 3-second Snapchat or something they can treasure forever, a quick bathroom pic is perfectly normal.
Never Have I Ever is a student drinking game classic, no matter what year you're in. It gives you a chance to break the ice and get ready for the night ahead. Never be ashamed at admitting your deepest dirtiest secrets: the most embarrassing nights make for the best stories and, if you use these statements, you definitely won't be drinking alone.
Megan is a Psychology student at the University of Exeter. She can't quite read minds, but can read bodies.
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