The Spookiest Searches on our Sex Toy Website

The Spookiest Searches on our Sex Toy Website

by Cecile

on 25 Oct 2018

Halloween-Searches

Remember when we shared our 101 Funniest Sex Toy Searches with you back in March?

Well, now that October 31st is creeping closer and closer, we thought we'd do a Halloween version.

There have been over 600,000 unique terms typed into the search box on our website in the past year.

And some of them are a little... strange.

"Handcoffins"? Sorry, we don't sell those (and we're a bit scared)!

Here are 54 of the freakiest searches we found.

Happy Halloween!


Eye of newt and...

1. powdered clit

2. mouldy willy

3. rat eggs

4. g spot slime

5. alien tentacles

6. goblin head

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Halloween-Funny-searches-Goblin-Head

Oof, that sounds uncomfortable...

7. teething butt

8. the feeling that a man is eating you

9. spider condom

10. anal monster

11. worms in bum

12. vagina hell

Do you need a cream for that?

13. tentacle butt

14. munster cock

15. rimming horror

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A very specific Halloween costume!

16. Lucifer

17. Gruffalo costume

18. kelis teeth bracelt

19. something sexy to were with a howl in it were the duck goose

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Halloween-Funny-searches-Anal-Bat

Sorry, we don't sell that...

20. anal bat

21. biting cream

22. Handcoffins

23. bodybags

24. malice wand

25. slender man toys

26. toadstool dildo

27. pumpkin curver

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Halloween-Funny-searches-Toadstool-Dildo

28. misery sticks

29. misery bundle

30. boob enchanters

31. vaginal deadening creams

32. skeletons

33. crucafix

34. body witch dick

35. fear replacement

36. soul vibrator

37. chainsaw

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Halloween-Funny-searches-Handcoffin

On the to-do list for today...

38. mean pills

39. replace body

40. keep burning cock skull

41. harness gates of hell

If that's what you're into!

42. mummified tickling

43. beast massages

44. kinky misery

45. sexual sorcery

46. Tragic downfall

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Halloween-Funny-searches-Undead-Wear

If you've got it, haunt it

47. black underworld basque set

48. latex scare dress

49. slik and satan underwear

50. undead wear

51. stockings and hells

52. black satan robe

A subscription box for the zombie in your life

53. year of organs

And finally this person, who should work at Lovehoney...

54. let's gool around


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Written by Cecile. Lovehoney Editorial Team

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Originally published on 25 Oct 2018. Updated on 5 Aug 2020
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