The Telegraph has done us a favour by rounding up the first batch of Fifty Shades of Grey movie reviews. The Telegraph's own reviewer Tim Robey described the film as "electric".

Variety magazine described the film as a sly tragicomedy of manners - "Jane Austen with a riding crop".

Lovely employer that it is, Lovehoney has booked a screen at the Odeon in Bath for a free screening for all employees and their partners. Whips, crops and nipple clamps are not being provided (but are available with a generous staff discount!)

Feeling inspired? Re-create scenes from the movie with the inspirational Fifty Shades of Grey Red Room Collection or treat yourself to something from the Official Pleasure Collection.