What a Coq-Up! Euro 2016 Mascot Accidentally Named After GIANT Super Victor Sex Toy

by Lovehoney

on 10 Jun 2016

Super Victor Euro 2016 mascot

On the eve of the Euro 2016 football tournament, it transpires that UEFA bigwigs have scored a highly amusing own goal by giving the tournament mascot the same name as a 17 inch, 5.5 kilo beast of a sex toy.

Euro 2016 mascot Super Victor is a cheeky little chappy who'll no doubt be seen waving and gurning his way around the pitch during this evening's opening ceremony at the Stade de France in Paris.

The Super Victor Giant Black Dildo stands taller than 4 soft drink cans stacked one on top of the other and makes an ideal doorstop when you're not trying to stuff it up your bum.

Sadly for football fans looking for that post-match full-up feeling, we no longer stock the Super Victor, but you can still find out all about its impressive stats after the jump, and there's plenty more on our website to help you put the 'Ohhhhhh!' in the Euros…

Here's a pic of Super Victor, ready to cheer on Les Bleus (that's the French national team to any of you non-footie fans) against Romania tonight:

A photo posted by UEFA EURO 2016 (@uefaeuro) on

And here's a video with Lovehoney's Lisa to tell you all about our Super Victor:

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If you're feeling brave, check out our Customer Reviews of the product, and look out for more Euro 2016/sex toy hilarity on the Lovehoney blog coming soon!


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Originally published on 10 Jun 2016. Updated on 5 Aug 2020