Long Dong Silver, The Pleasure Pump or maybe even Thor. All guys have a name for their… little friend? Right?
It's okay guys, you can admit it. Even super-cool Channing Tatum owned up to calling his man-pole Gilbert this week.
So if you or your partner have ever had a pet name for your trouser snake, we want to know.
Take the poll and, if you feel like sharing, write your willy's name in the comment section below*.
We will pick a name at random to receive a Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Vibrating Cock Ring worth £14.99.
You owe it to your penis really.
*Dont worry, you can still enter even if you don't have a penis or if your penis doesn't have a name. Just leave a comment.
The winner will be notified by email on Friday 19th June.
Here at Lovehoney, we believe sexual happiness plays a huge role in overall wellbeing which is why we make it our aim to bring sexual happiness to as many people as possible (we even put it in our logo).
But what does sexual happiness mean to you?
Whatever it is, if it makes you happy (and it doesn't make anyone else unhappy) then we salute you!
Take the survey below and you could be in with a chance of winning our Sexual Happiness Bundle worth £120.
Included in this month's mega bundle:
It's officially June, which means it's time to choose the winner of our monthly modelling competition. That's right, each month we choose our favourite user-uploaded community photo to win a £100 gift voucher to spend on whatever they like.
This month's winner is the beautiful ShinySparkle, who uploaded an intriguing photo featuring the Cottelli Wet Look and Mesh Mini Dress and a sexy collar and lead set.
The highly provocative image shows the subject being pulled off-frame by her leash, showing off the sexy lingerie to perfection. We think the black and white effect works really well against the plain background. Well done!
ShinySparkle has won a £100 Gift Voucher to spend on anything she likes at Lovehoney.
Want to be in with a chance to win the top prize next month? Entering our modelling competition couldn't be easier - simply upload a photo of yourself in your favourite Lovehoney lingerie or accessory and you could be picked as the winner for June! Remember to read our photo guidelines before uploading any images.
We've also chose two amazing runners up who each win 2,000 Oh! Points to spend on whatever they like at Lovehoney. Read on to see the runner up photos…
We're so proud that Lovehoney has the biggest collection of sex toy reviews on the web, with a whopping 169,000 uploaded so far. As a big thank you, every month we choose a recent review to win a £100 Lovehoney voucher to spend on whatever you like - imagine the possibilities!
This month's winner is new member WindyWendy who reviewed the Tracey Cox Supersex Multispeed Vibrating Butt Plug (£22.99).
We were so pleased to hear that Wendy was able to achieve her first orgasm in many years despite her disability by using the ergonomic vibrating toy.
"Being disabled I have problems with movement and weak grip in my hands, so I decided to experiment with this toy and found the shape so comfortable and easy to hold. And rather than using it for a butt plug, I can bring myself to orgasm for the first time in years as it was so easy to hold."
"Finding sex toys if you or your partner are disabled is extremely hard, but thanks to this multi speed butt plug I can be satisfied like everyone else."
Check out Wendy's full review, and read on to find out who was selected as a runner up this month:
Male readers of this blog occasionally grumble that we focus on female sex toys too much. The truth is, between sex selfie sticks and diamond vibrators, there tends to be more fun female toys appearing on the market than those aimed at men.
Having said that, we've decided that it's high time to treat you boys to a special giveaway just for you.
Given that we're currently half way through Masturbation May, we've designed an amazing sex toy bundle that you fellas can enjoy solo or with your partner.
The prize includes:
Read on below to enter the contest (and find out how to quadruple your chances of winning!)
This competition is over, and the winner has been notified.
Lovehoney's Design a Sex Toy is back! Are you an engineer, graphic designer, inventor or even just a kinky doodler? Could your revolutionary idea bring endless orgasms to the masses or have you come up with a cunning take on a classic?
Send us your sex toy idea and you could see your dreams turned into reality.
There are three categories you can enter: Sex Toys for Men, Sex Toys for Women and Sex Toys for Couples. You can enter one idea per category, which means you have three chances to win.
The winner of each category will receive £1,000 and the Judges' Pick will receive an extra £2,000, making it a grand total of £5,000 prize money.
But that's not all - the overall winner will also have the chance to have their design made into a real sex toy and earn royalties in the future.
***This competition is now closed. Winners will be contacted soon. Good luck!***
If you write a sex toy review for Lovehoney, you could be in with a chance to win a rather brilliant £100 Lovehoney voucher to spend on whatever you like.
After last month's winning review of the Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator, we're continuing the rabbit trend with April's grand prize…
This month we're giving the top prize to alleyxandra who reviewed the Tracey Cox Supersex Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (£40.00).
An experienced rabbit aficionado, she explained the merits of rabbit vibes and evaluated this budget option with consideration:
"I need a combination of both internal and external stimulation to orgasm, and rabbit vibes work awesomely for that. With the jiggle, the ears rub my clitoral hood, and stimulate my G-spot more, and it all builds up to a great, satisfying orgasm."
"I think the Supersex rabbit is most suitable for someone new to sex toys, who wants something easy and doesn't need super powerful vibrations. If you're a lazy masturbator after a rabbit vibe, this one is a really good choice."
Check out alleyxandra's full review, and read on to find out who was selected as a runner up this month:
Welcome back to our monthly lingerie modelling competition, where we choose our favourite community photo to win an exciting prize.
From the dozens of excellent images uploaded last month, we've chosen Kittyondrugz as winner with this simple shot featuring the Lovehoney Flirty Blue Lace Boyshort. Her photo reminds us that sometimes a simple composition with natural lighting is best for showing off lingerie. See the uncropped image here.
Kitty has won a £100 Gift Voucher to spend on anything she likes at Lovehoney - congratulations!
Do you have what it takes to be Lovehoney's next model of the month? Read our photo guidelines and upload a photo of yourself in your favourite Lovehoney lingerie and you could be picked as next month's winner!
It's not all about the winner though - we also chose two amazing runners up who win a whopping 2,000 Oh! Points to spend or save at Lovehoney. Read on to find out if you were one of our lucky runners up…
This month, we've teamed up with the gang at Kaleidoscope Entertainment to find out all about your fetishes and fantasies.
It's all in aid of the brilliant new movie A Funny Kind of Love, hitting cinemas on Friday 8th May.
The film follows five couples as they attempt to broaden their sexual horizons with some hilarious outcomes.
Exploring a few fairly common and a few fairly niche fetishes, A Funny Kind of Love depicts the trials and tribulations that many modern couples face as they attempt to keep their spark alive.
It's definitely worth a watch if you want a giggle (or even some sexual inspiration). Check out the trailer below.
Our movie-themed survey takes five minutes to complete and you could be in with the chance of winning our Sexual Fantasy Bundle which is worth over £120.
Here at Lovehoney we love finding out about what makes our customers tick and this month, we are finding out which sex positions really hit the spot (no pun intended).
So if you prefer doggy over missionary or cowgirl over reverse cowgirl, we want to know.
In return for taking part in our survey, you could be in with the chance of winning our Ultimate Pleasure Bundle which is worth £120.
Included in this month's mega bundle: