Between Receptionist's Day and National Garlic Day (which is coming up on April 19th, by the way), it seems like Hallmark has a different card for every obscure holiday.
One we can definitely get on board with, however, is Cake and Cunnilingus Day, which falls annually on April 14th.
Coming from the from the Neo-Latin words cunnus (meaning vulva) and lingua (meaning tongue), cunnilingus refers to oral sex performed on a woman - so get ready to be treated by your partner next weekend, ladies!
To celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day, we're giving away a Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator (£39.99) to one lucky reader. Simply comment below before April 12th to be in with a chance to win.
This clever sex toy has 10 silicone tongues that simulate oral sex for her.
With only a week left to brush up on your oral skills, we've scoured the web for the best oral sex guides to ensure you both enjoy Cake and Cunnilingus Day
Although it was unseasonally cold outside this March, members of the Lovehoney Community certainly weren’t shy about getting their legs out on camera!
This month’s user-uploaded images were all about long legs, sexy stockings and seductive high heels.
Every month, we give aspiring models the chance to win a £100 voucher to spend on lingerie and sex toys at Lovehoney.
This month's Model of the Month is vision2play, with this stunning shot.
We love her classic bedroom look of plain white shirt, heels and handcuffs.
Her seductive pose is enhanced with the stylish Bondage Boutique Leather Buckle Wrist Cuff Restraints.
A downward glance is a great way of protecting your anonymity while emphasising submissive sex appeal.
Read on to see more sexy stilettos and lovely legs, and find out if you were a runner up for March.
Each month, we choose our favourite user-uploaded review to win £100 to spend on sex toys and lingerie on Lovehoney. Runners up receive 2,000 Oh! Points to spend or save.
Review of the Month
Top of the bunch this month is pedal pusher's review of the Fun Factory Cobra Libre Luxury Male Vibrator (£124.99). We loved his helpful advice to take it slowly and relax - which is often key to reaching orgasm.
"I also told myself to relax and let the Cobra do all the work. I was rewarded - and how! Without even getting as far as the most intense setting, I experienced the most fantastic orgasm! It was incredible! I really do recommend this masturbator. But take my advice and don't rush - instead, enjoy every sensual second…"
Read the full review by pedal pusher.
Read on to find out if you're a runner up…
Did you celebrate National Cleavage Day this week? At the end of March every year Wonderbra encourage women the world over put on their lowest cut tops and push-up bras and flaunt their cleavage.
With the news that the bestselling bra size in the UK has grown from 34B to 34DD in the past two years, we're anticipating seeing plenty of cleavage around this year.
All the men reading this needn't feel left out - cleavage has several meanings, so if you're sporting a tooth gap or going beltless, you could be celebrating Cleavage Day too!
To help you celebrate National Cleavage Day, we're giving away aBluebella Tatiana Open Cup Bra & Brief Set (worth £20.00) to one lucky reader.
This luxurious lingerie set is available from sizes 8 - 18 and frames your, or your partner's, breasts perfectly for optimal cleavage. How do you nab this fantastic prize? Simply comment below to be in with a chance to win.
Read on below for the
breast best cleavage-related news from around the web.
While it's still unseasonally nippy outside, we like to think the sun might be lurking round the corner and it's always good to be prepared!
What better way to enjoy the sun (when it finally shines) than with sex in a public park - at least, that's what 36% of women think, according to a recent survey!
A further 73% percent revealed they had sex in a car, while a surprising 11% have had a sneaky play on public transport.
Have you ever had sex outdoors? This week we're investigating the appeal of al fresco sex, and as usual we've scoured the best of the web for the best tips and tricks to help your sex life.
To celebrate the change in seasons, we're giving away a Lelo Insignia Lyla 2 Remote Control Vibrating Love Egg (worth £129.99) to one lucky reader. Simply comment below before March 29th to be in with a chance to win.
This luxury couples vibrator is operated by remote control and works up to a distance to 12 metres, making it the perfect toy for a bit of public fun with your lover.
Read on below for your chance to be a winner, and for the best sex-under-the-stars advice and information.
As the days get lighter and the weather becomes (slightly) more forgiving, the Wedding Season draws ever closer. With June and July the most popular months for tying the knot, most of us will know someone who has enjoyed a Summer wedding.
But before the big day comes an event just as fabulous, and what's more, it's just for the girls. It is, of course, the Hen Party!
We want to know all your thoughts on Hen Dos - your ideal location, duration and price range, as well as whether a Hen Do is ever complete without a hunky man taking his clothes off.
Take our 60 Second Hentastic Survey and you could win a Luxury Lelo Bundle containing:
A Lelo Smart Wand Medium Rechargeable Vibrator in purple, a Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle Snow Pear and Cedarwood and a bottle of Lelo Personal Moisturising Lubricant.
Worth over £100, this luxury prize has everything you need for a romantic night in. Competition closes 28/03/2013 and the winner will be contacted via email.
This survey has now closed. The winner will be contacted via email.
As Lovehoney's only Irish staff member, I'm obviously very excited that today is Saint Patrick's Day.
Paddy's Day is all about letting your hair down and having some fun, whether it's at a parade, in a pub, or even a ceili in honour of everyone's favourite medieval Welshman.
If that isn't your idea of fun, however, why not celebrate March 17th the Lovehoney way?
Fellas, forget a pint of Guinness at your local and indulge in a can of O'Doyle Irish Stout instead. And for the ladies, Lelo's bestselling luxury rabbit vibe, the Ina 2 is available in a beautiful light green.
To help you celebrate St. Patrick's Day, we're giving one lucky reader the chance to win a luxury Lelo Ina Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (worth £146.99)!
Simply comment below before March 22nd for your chance to win. Read on for this week's pick of sex news from around the web, and don't forget to comment and tell us what you're getting up to for St. Paddy's Day.
Did you know that if you write a sex toy review for Lovehoney you could win a whopping £100 to spend on whatever you like? Every month we choose our favourite user-uploaded review to win a Lovehoney shopping spree.
Review of the Month
This month's winner is Marchpane's review of the bestselling Beginners Basic Oriental Ben Wa Jiggle Balls. We love her transition from incredulous Fifty Shade of Grey reader to jiggle ball convert and think she perfectly sums up the appeal of Kegel balls:
"These little things pack a punch! Well, it's not quite a punch - more like a slow-burning, rolling, smooth pleasure right from the centre of pleasure inside the vagina itself, the G-spot. I slipped them in with ease (they aren't very big) and immediately noticed the pressure they put on my G-spot."
Read the full review by Marchpane
Read on to find out if you were a runner up…
With adult movies becoming easier to access, adult performers such as James Deen, Stoya, Belladonna and Jenna Jameson are becoming more than just cult favourites - they're being propelled to authentic stardom.
They have millions of Twitter followers, successful businesses and a slew of fans. It's official: porn A-listers are getting closer to achieving mainstream celebrity status than ever before.
The sex toy industry is sitting up and taking note. From Fleshlight Girls to Fleshjacks, chances are a detailed reproduction of your favourite pornstar's anatomy is available for your pleasure. Whether you want Sasha Grey's mouth or James Deen's cock, you can now recreate your favourite scenes from the comfort of your own home.
To help you satisfy your porn star fantasies, we’re giving away a Stoya Lotus Fleshlight (worth £59.99) to one lucky reader. Simply comment below before Friday the March 15th for your chance to win.
Read on for the best porn star news from around the web.
Image from Jon Millward's latest study: Deep Inside: A Study of 10,000 Porn Stars and Their Careers
Did you know that The Sleep Council have declared March to be National Bed Month? We're definitely on board!
Bed is synonymous with sex, and for good reason. The centre of romance, the bed remains a hub for kisses, cuddles and of course - sex.
There’s nothing like a weekend lie-in to encourage quality time with your partner, so take some time in the coming weeks to treat your lover to breakfast in bed in honour of National Bed Month.
To help you put a kinky twist on your bed, we’re giving away a Bondage Boutique Under The Bed Restraint Kit (£34.99) to one lucky reader. Simply comment below before Friday the March 8th for your chance to win.
We’ve scoured the web for the best sexy bed-related articles for you to enjoy (hopefully from bed!) on this lazy Sunday morning.
Image: Paul Schneggenburger