9 Sex Toys That Could Decorate Your Home
Marie Kondo wants us to surround ourselves with things that spark joy. Why not take it a step further and surround yourself with things that bring you sexual pleasure?
I'm proud of my sexuality so I absolutely love to display my toy collection – it reminds me how much I love myself and how powerful my pleasure is. If you're like me, but wanting to keep things a little more discreet than a veiny suction-cup dildo stuck on your mirror or a hot pink rabbit vibrator demanding focus on a shelf, this list is for you.
A reminder! If you're keeping your toys out on display, it's important to keep them away from anything that gets hot (like a window) and clean them well before and after use!
I can imagine the Lovehoney Bliss Bullet sitting on a shelf or a desk, next to a pot plant or some books. It's so inconspicuous, particularly in a non-sexual context.
This cute rocket vibe's colour means it could look really classy in a monochrome-themed room or fade into the background amongst bold décor. Plus, those 20 functions could really take you all the way to the moon...
A little less subtle, but I think the Lelo Insignia Alia Luxury Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator is so gorgeous that it becomes really unassuming.
Sitting pretty on a bedside table amongst some jewellery or by a candle, I honestly wouldn’t suspect a thing!
Taken out of the silicone harness, the Lelo Luna Beads Noir Kegel Balls just become gorgeous shiny balls!
They could be positioned together on a shelf, or in a glass or metal tray on a side table amongst some other pretty things. Totally discreet and totally sexy.
These silicone cock rings just look like hair elastics to me, anyone else?
Even un-styled, these cock rings would look completely discreet laying on a bedside table. Sure, it’s a lazy person's decoration. Don’t @ me.
Ring it on
Again, with things being so pretty and shiny that we pretty much forget about anything sexual at all. How gorgeous is this DOMINIX Deluxe Stainless Steel Doughnut Cock Ring?
Similar to some other toys/decorations I’ve mentioned, it would be completely discreet in a small bedside tray amongst other things like jewellery.
It would also look stunning while balanced upright next to something larger, like a pot plant.
Bright and bold
These babies are bright, but I think you could still get away with them being out for all to see. I imagine these as décor in a brightly coloured, bold space.
If positioned asymmetrically, the Lovehoney Perfect Pair Silicone Nipple Suckers would complement a coloured pot or another bold ornament up on a shelf!
Okay, this one is teetering on a little too obvious for some. But, I think it’s so beautiful that I’d HAVE to display it even if people knew exactly what it was.
I imagine the Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo on a desk or bedside table placed on top of a book with some reading glasses nearby, almost like a paperweight.
Similar to the beaded dildo, this one might be obvious for some, but I just think the Lovehoney Marbled Sensual Glass Prober is too gorgeous and interesting to bypass a style moment in a home.
I can see it placed on a bookshelf, laying in front of some upright books. Or, propped up on an angle in an ornament shelf display.
The shape of this Dame Pom Rechargeable Soft Touch Clitoral Vibrator makes it look like a pebble to me!
When positioned flat with the nub pointed down, I think the smooth body would look beautiful anywhere it was put and your guests wouldn’t suspect a thing.
Eleni is a health communications student from Sydney. Her favourite topics to communicate are sexual health, gender and sexuality; she spends her time smashing taboo topics everywhere she goes.
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