Premium Poetry - April Review of the Month 2020
Here at Lovehoney we love reading your reviews, plus our customers find them super helpful as well! So, as a thank you for continuing to write stellar reviews, we award the author of our favourite review for the month with a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree. It is time for *drum roll please!* REVIEW OF THE MONTH!
This month, Married Girl takes the crown with her delightful poetic review of the Womanizer Premium Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator! Make sure to check out the full review here. Below is a sneak peek:
"I purchased this toy some few months ago, it taught me to climax, my very first O.
A fable not fiction, of pressures and friction, and here's how I did it, my detailed description.
So easy for some, years trying to cum, I felt so deflated, my body felt numb.
I felt cheated and lied, too long had I cried, the whole of my life, orgasm denied."
I tip my proverbial hat to you Married Girl, you're this month's well deserved winner!.
But wait! We still have our runners up to announce. Each of our runners up will be awarded with 2000 points
shelley297's review of the Zumio Rechargeable Deep Stimulation SpiroTIP Clitoral Vibrator
"My experience is that applying it directly to your clit and then gently moving it over and around is the most effective movement and I have consistently orgasmed with it every time."
orgasmic's review of the Mantric Rechargeable Remote Control Egg
"Despite being several streets away she could feel the change in vibrations when the button was pressed on the remote. We were both stunned that it was still picking it up but it did add a real thrill to the toy knowing it still be used from some distance away."
InkBoyFtM's review of the BASICS Powerful Pocket Clitoral Vibrator
"All in all, it might be from the BASICS range, but it packs a punch, and every self-respecting toy lover should own one--whether this is your first toy, or you've got a whole collection. It delivers earth-shaking orgasms, and doesn't disappoint."
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