Ass-tonishing Pleasure - Review of the Month March 2020
The days are getting longer and it looks like winter is well and truly over, so what better way to welcome in spring than to give one of our lush reviewers a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree? Yes, you read that correctly. Writing reviews could win you £100 worth of treats!
This month I crown readysteadygonads as our review champion with their review of the njoy Pure Fun Stainless Steel P-Spot Butt Plug.
"With a slight squeeze of the sphincter muscles, the pFun Plug will begin to massage the prostate to progressively induce sensations ranging all the way from a screaming down the walls ejaculatory orgasm, to long hours of quietly riding on the edge of internalised whole body sexual ecstasy."
If you want to read the rest of readysteadygonads' fabulous review then you can do so here.
Did you think I was done? Oh no, we still have to announce our runners-up. Our runners-up are each awarded 2000 points!
Continue reading to find out who else is a winner. Could it be you?
Lise's review of the Womanizer Starlet Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator
"Then I moved it around again and hit the jackpot, I experienced the most intense orgasm ever, every muscle in my body convulsed, time stood still, and I was screaming, laughing and groaning all at the same time!"
CoffeeRain's review of the Packer Gear Soft Hollow Silicone STP Packer
"When it was time I stood over the toilet and fitted the toy as best I could, and then waited but unfortunately, I got so excited by the fact that I really looked like I had a penis that my body got a sort of stage fright."
Ginger_Dom's review of the Bondage Boutique Adjustable Stamina Cock Ring
"The strap is soft and flexible but strong enough to take some solid abuse and once snapped closed it isn't going anywhere unless you really mean it."
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