8 Festival-Friendly Sex Toys (And Other Items)
Festival season is upon us and you know what that means – time to get muddy and sweaty with strangers in a random field for a few days, while learning to appreciate anew the wonders of indoor plumbing.
But being at a festival doesn’t mean you have to leave all your sexy fun behind. In fact, festivals can be a great place to get it on, whether it's with an existing partner or just that guy you got talking to at the phone charging station.
We’ve put together a list of sex toys and other goodies that are above all discreet, lightweight and low-maintenance so you still can enjoy all the comforts of amazing sex without weighing down your backpack too much.
Got any other festival sex toy suggestions? Let us know in the comments below.
1. This Cute Lipstick Vibrator
Tiny but powerful, this gorgeous Lovehoney Oh! Lipstick Vibrator is discreet enough to hide in your makeup bag or pocket.
It's perfect for solo play in your tent or to impress a partner – the novelty of its appearance is sure to make that guy/gal you picked up in the dance tent desperate to try it out.
2. A Satin Blindfold
This multi-purpose blindfold can be used for sexytimes and for getting some shut eye.
The silky material and bold red colour are luxurious and sensual, and have the added bonus of helping you forget that you're still in a tent.
Unfortunately, it won't block out the sounds of those drunk guys listening to the Thomas the Tank Engine theme tune on repeat until 5AM (true story).
3. A Vibrating Cock Ring
This Bionic Bullet 5 Function Vibrating Cock Ring is small enough to keep in your backpack and can help to deliver amazing orgasms for him and her.
Don’t forget to put the batteries in before the festival – there’s nothing worse than getting excited to use a toy and realising there’s nowhere selling AAA batteries in the entire grounds.
4. Butt Plugs
This beginner's butt plug with its sparkling crystal base will match the glitter on your face and make you feel 100% festival ready.
Small and comfortable enough to wear all day, it's a sex toy you don't even have to keep in your handbag, leaving all the more space for snacks and booze. It's a win-win!
5. These Sex Toy and Body Wipes
Everyone know how hard it is to stay clean while camping, and it’s not particularly socially acceptable or hygienic to clean your sex toys in a portable loo.
That's why these biodegradable Sex Toy and Body Wipes are super festival-friendly.
Cheap and perfect for freshening up bodies and toys after sex or solo play, these wipes will save you from the embarrassment of smelling like sex for the next few days.
6. Nipple Clamps
They are small and discreet enough to slip into a pocket, and the cute butterfly charms will fit your festival vibes perfectly.
Plus, to the average person they just look like weird earrings, so it won’t be too embarrassing if someone sees them in your bag.
Festivals are a great time to try out some new lingerie.
Even if it's raining all weekend and you have to wear wellies and rain macs at all times, knowing you're wearing a gorgeous corset and suspenders underneath can be a great mood-booster.
Plus, a pretty bra (like this Red Lace Triangle Bra with matching G-string) poking out from under a low-cut top is a hot festival look right now.
8. Orgasm balm
In its little heart-shaped tin, this Bliss Orgasm Balm can pass for a lip balm and makes a great addition to your makeup bag.
By heightening your sensitivity with a cool menthol tingle, it will help you reach intense orgasms even if you're feeling a little distracted by the hardness of the ground or the fear that someone will burst into your tent.
Or port-a-potty, if you're that brave.
If you're heading to a festival this year, these discreet sex toys and items are sure to make your experience extra sexy. And don't forget to pack your batteries!
Cara is a student blogger for Lovehoney. She studies English and appreciates grammatically correct erotica written in the active voice.
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