Sotheby's is Holding an Auction of Megabucks Erotic Art... and so is Lovehoney!
Who heads to an art gallery for the bums, boobs and willies?
Plenty of people it turns out, and they're prepared to pay a pretty penny for a perfectly etched penis.
World renowned auction house, Sotheby's, has been hosting Erotic: Passion and Desire, an exhibition of exceptional works dedicated to the naked human body.
All works in the exhibition go to auction today, February 15th. You'll need a few quid if you're going to put a bid in, and it doesn't look like there's a '20% off when you buy 2' offer!
With works from Picasso, Klimt, Matisse and more, collectors will be blessed with an abundance of breasts, bottoms, and other beautiful body parts as depicted by some of the most renowned artists from the past and present.
Here are just a few examples of some the incredible works you can buy either at live auction or online:
Whatever Sotheby's Does, Lovehoney Can do Better
If your wage doesn't stretch to a 50 grand Rodin sculpture, fear not. We've decided to hold our own auction of Erotica, featuring stunning works from the hands of Lovehoney staff members.
Step into the Lovehoney gallery and delight your eyes with some of our very own works of arse. I mean, art.
Reserve price: Ten billion tattoos
Estimate: An eternal cycle of renewal
Reserve price: 1 sherbert lemon and a train beer
Reserve price: A mindfulness podcast and a bowl of sausages
Estimate: 50,000 Captain Birds Eye fish fingers
Estimate: A ferret playhouse and a Sir Walter Raleigh face mask
Reserve price: 7 days worth of wigs
Estimate: 1003 basil plants
Reserve price: 57 gins in tins and a jar of gherkins
Fifty Shades Freed-a Kahlo
Reserve price: A bag of 30056 assorted sweets
Reserve price: A vegan sandwich and a caffeine drip
Auction to take place in the back room of the Dildo & Duck pub, Bath, this Friday at 7pm. Early bids accepted in the comments section below.
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