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  1. Three Awesome Toys To Help You Celebrate St Skeletor's Day

    Celebrate St Skeletor's Day

    For those of you that dread the coming of February 14th, you can now breathe a sigh of relief that Valentine's Day is over and done for another year.

    But did you know that February 15th is the day of another momentous celebration?

    That's right. The day after Valentine's Day - Anti-Valentine's Day, Singles Appreciation Day or whatever you know it as - is a day to celebrate perhaps the most beloved villain of the 1980s: Skeletor.

    Yep. You read that right. St Skeletor's Day is an actual thing.

    But how do you commemorate such an event, the Lovehoney way? Well, we have picked out three top toys to get you off to the right start. Foiling He-Man is up to you, though.



    By the Power of Grayskull

    Some of you may know him from an insurance advert, or that grumpy guy on Twitter. Regardless, he probably wouldn't appreciate this blog post sullying his reputation in the name of sexual happiness.

    But who could resist an opportunity for make jokes about 'boning' and 'masturbators of the universe'?

    Here are three spine-tingling sex toys to spend some alone time with. Just because.


    Motörhead Orgasmatron War Pig Wand Vibrator

    Motörhead Orgasmatron War Pig Wand Vibrator

    Stop the press. This is a wand with a skull on it. How cool is that?

    As you know, wands sure pack a punch and they are brilliant for massage (unless you're a skeleton with no muscles). Plus, if you're a Motörhead fan, how could you not want something from this range?

    Sit in your throne and silicone-head-bang your way to victory with this.


    Mötley Crüe Classic Skull 7 Function Vibrator

    Mötley Crüe Vibrators

    Continuing the skull (and umlaut) theme, Mötley Crüe's classic and bullet vibrators come highly recommended by Dr Feelgood.

    Everyone likes to feel good, even villains.

    When your minions just aren't pressing the right buttons, it's time to take matters into your own hands.

    See the full collection here.


    tokidoki x Lovehoney Dia de los Muertos Bullet Vibrator

    Tokidoki Bullet Vibes

    These are cute enough to melt even the coldest of hearts.

    There are so many designs to chose from, and the bullets are small enough to store in your loincloth.

    These soon-to-be discontinued ranges are too good to miss! In the words of Skeletor himself, don't be a royal boob; grab yours today.

    See the full collection here.


    Nina is a postgraduate art student in Brighton. Which means she can make origami genitals and pass it off as work. She likes thinking about gender, consent and body positivity.


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