Awesome Toys To Help You Celebrate St Skeletor's Day
For those of you that dread the coming of February 14th, you can now breathe a sigh of relief that Valentine's Day is over and done for another year.
But did you know that February 15th is the day of another momentous celebration?
That's right. The day after Valentine's Day - Anti-Valentine's Day, Singles Appreciation Day or whatever you know it as - is a day to celebrate perhaps the most beloved villain of the 1980s: Skeletor.
Yep. You read that right. St Skeletor's Day is an actual thing.
But how do you commemorate such an event, the Lovehoney way? Well, we have picked out a couple of top toys to get you off to the right start. Foiling He-Man is up to you, though.
By the Power of Grayskull
Some of you may know him from an insurance advert, or that grumpy guy on Twitter. Regardless, he probably wouldn't appreciate this blog post sullying his reputation in the name of sexual happiness.
But who could resist an opportunity for make jokes about 'boning' and 'masturbators of the universe'?
Here are two spine-tingling sex toys to spend some alone time with. Just because.
Stop the press. This is a wand with a skull on it. How cool is that?
As you know, wands sure pack a punch and they are brilliant for massage (unless you're a skeleton with no muscles). Plus, if you're a Motörhead fan, how could you not want something from this range?
Sit in your throne and silicone-head-bang your way to victory with this.
Continuing the skull (and umlaut) theme, Mötley Crüe's classic and bullet vibrators come highly recommended by Dr Feelgood.
Everyone likes to feel good, even villains.
When your minions just aren't pressing the right buttons, it's time to take matters into your own hands.
See the full collection here.
Nina is a postgraduate art student in Brighton. Which means she can make origami genitals and pass it off as work. She likes thinking about gender, consent and body positivity.
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