10 Best Secret Santa Gifts
It's that time of year again: Secret Santa!
No doubt you've pulled a name from a hat (or, more likely, an office mug) and now have the challenge of buying that person a gift.
If you're lucky, it's a friend you know well, but there's a good chance it's Bob from Accounting who you've only met that one time. #SocksItIsThen
Take the stress out of Secret Santa shopping (and the disappointment of receiving socks) by buying a sexy novelty gift.
A cheeky pressie from Lovehoney means you can give the gift of (sexual) happiness, without needing to bring out your Sherlock-worthy detective skills.
And if it all goes wrong, well, it's called Secret Santa for a reason.
Check out our top 10 sexy secret santa gifts below and get inspired.
Got a budget? Everything in this list costs less than a tenner!
- Rich, non-sticky spreadable Swedish chocolate
- Thick and creamy for lickable play
- So delicious you'll want to eat it by the spoonful
- The Chocoholic
Step away from that generic box of chocs and go for a sweet treat with a difference. This delish chocolate body paint is perfect for those with a sweet tooth to lick off their lover's bare body (or even to top their Christmas dessert).
Highlights:"I bought this as part of a multi-buy deal and it turned out to be one of best items of the lot!
Not only is it a bit of naughty fun but it is genuinely a tasty treat. I mean, I literally enjoyed the chocolatey flavour of the body paint.
This meant I ended up using more and more of it on my girlfriend's body... And neither of us were complaining! Best dessert I've had in a long while!"
£5 and under
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2. Penis Pasta 200g
100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling.
Highlights:
Definite growers, not showers!- Tasty plain pasta for jazzing up your favourite meals
- Easy to cook (everyone knows how to cook pasta, right?)
- A fun way to get extra (vitamin) D in your diet
- The King or Queen of Take-Aways
"Me and my partner like to just mix it in with normal pasta when guests come over and wait to see the look on their face when they realise there's lots of little penises in their pasta."
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3. Candy G-String
Stop the fighting about where to go for dinner, and opt to eat in (or out) with this oh-so-sweet candy thong. Made from the same tasty candy as retro edible necklaces, these novelty knickers are ideal for adding some delicious fun to foreplay.
Highlights:- A fun throwback to candy necklaces, but for grown ups
- One size fits most
- Also available: candy posing pouch, bra, nipple tassles and cock ring
- The One with the Sweet Tooth (and Dirty Mind)
"The candy panties are the most amazing tasting, and they come with instructions and tips - oh so fun! My boyfriend had a blast with these, and it was fun for him to eat them off me. He says they're very tasty, he couldn't get enough of them"
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4. Fever Hold Ups
From bedroom to fancy dress party and everywhere in-between, enchant all you meet in Fever's sheer white hold up stockings. These Mrs Claus-esque classic white hold ups feature a thick thigh band and are finished with cute red bows.
Highlights:- Festively fun and perfect for xmas dress up
- One size fits most
- Under £5 and not edible
- The Christmas-Obsessed Fancy-Dresser
"Fit well, both on my long legs and the wife's shorter chunkier legs. Haven't tried these without suspenders, but they are quite stretchy, so don't know how well they would hold up."
£10 and under
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5. Bondage Boutique Red Furry Handcuffs
Fluffy on the outside, hardcore on the inside. Just like Chuck Norris' beard these furry cuffs pack a punch. Within the soft faux fur exterior is a set of lockable metal handcuffs for reliable restraint with a cosy embrace and, in red, they're oh-so festive!
Highlights:- Metal handcuffs with faux fur covering
- Safety catch and 2 keys
- 4 colours to choose from: red, pink, purple and black
- The Quiet One
"For the size and price these are little fluffy miracles. You must buy them! They instantly add that little something to bedroom activities and were a turn on straight away for me and the Mr."
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6. Lovehoney Oh! Kama Sutra Playing Cards
When you're playing with these carnal cards, you'll struggle to keep a poker face whatever hand you're dealt. Taking inspiration from the original Kama Sutra, each card features a different position for you to explore, ensuring everyone comes up trumps.
Highlights:- Full 52-card deck with 2 joker cards
- Each card features a different Kama Sutra position
- Great for better sex, hilarious card games and x-rated magic tricks
- The Gamer
- The Yoga Pro
"I bought these and a cheeky little stocking filler at Christmas, and boy am I glad. My BF and I love to play rummy and we have just started using these instead of the other cards. It's great fun!"
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7. Lovehoney Unwrap Me Men's Thong
Presenting the perfect package, this provocative thong from the Unwrap Me collection is the gift of all gifts.
Highlights:
Its daring opening to the front is tied with a soft satin bow that's easy to tug open with fingers, toes or teeth...- G-string with posing pouch for generous packages
- Ribbon unties to reveal Santa's sack
- One size fits most
- The Show Off
"I wore it Valentine's morning and then later when my girlfriend pulled off my jeans and saw it... her eyes lit up! Let's just say I haven't seen anyone so eager to grab something since the first time I went to Nando's!"
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8. Lovehoney BASICS Powerful Mini Vibe
Unleashing powerful vibrations on external and internal sexy spots, this multispeed mini marvel is fabulous for him or for her . A mini vibrator to coax mighty orgasms whenever you please, mind-blowing stimulation and explosive results are yours for the taking. Oh, and it's gold, and we all know gold is a Christmas colour.
Highlights:- Powerful classic vibe
- Easy twist-base
- It's gold!
- The "Everything's Got to be Gold" Friend
"This was the very first vibrator I ever bought, and my gosh I have never looked back! Great toy for beginners. It's discreet and slim and packs powerful vibrations for such a small, one-battery toy. Definitely does the job!"
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9. The Endless Autumn by Annabelle Knight
Sex expert and TV personality, Annabelle Knight's debut novel 'The Endless Autumn' is a sizzling, steamy and sexually sinister story of how a girl next door, unwittingly - but perhaps not unwillingly - explores the fringes of desire and release.
Highlights:
Boxing Day plans: sorted!- Erotic romance novel (expect Fifty Shades of Bridget Jones)
- Number 1 bestseller on Amazon
- By sexpert Annabelle Knight
- The Book Worm
"This book has everything- Sex, mystery, love, lust, loss, fantasy and heartache (not forgetting lots of wine!). You will not be disappointed. The sex scenes are delivered with perfection and I even found myself doing a bit of searching on Lovehoney for new toy ideas that I had read about!"
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10. Lovehoney Oh! Roll Play Sex Dice
A great cheeky gift for a giggle and some inspiration for foreplay and sex, Lovehoney Sex Dice are both classy and sassy.
Highlights:
A brilliant Secret Santa gift for the friend who likes trying new things, or who's stuck in a routine and needs to shake things up!- Fun chance-based game for bedroom inspiration
- Suitable for all genders
- Great for a giggle and a romp
- The Risk Taker
"The dice were far better than I expected - larger and with a good weight to them. I especially love the clean contemporary look of them. They make a great stocking stuffer or sexy gift, but for me the advantage of a toy like this is that they were small enough to easily hide and pack away for a romantic and fun filled getaway."
