• Big Booty Shaker: Review of the Month March 2017

    It may be April, but we're not fooling around here... We have an important announcement to make: the winners of Review of the Month for March!

    This month's main winner is an active forum member, who has welcomed our beloved Alana into their life with open arms.

    Congratulations MK7, you have won a £100 voucher to spend on a sexy shopping spree at Lovehoney. The THRUST Pro Elite Alana Ribbed Vagina & Ass Mega Masturbator is definitely proving to be as mega as its name suggests!

    "The overall most astounding quality of this toy is how weighty it is. With enough lube, you don't even have to thrust. The weight of this toy will push itself down on to you. If you like being ridden, you can genuinely let Alana ride you instead of having to do the work." Read the full review here.

    We also have 3 runners up to award 2000 Oh! Points to. Read on below to see who they are...



    Runners Up

    Optimized's review of Bondage Boutique Soft Cotton Black Shibari Rope 10 Metre

    "I’ve used it a lot over the last few months and have found that it’s very strong and definitely does its job of securing and restraining everything, and assuming the knots are tied quite firmly, then there’s no premature escaping!"

    Tease by Lovehoney Spanking Paddle

    scooby dooby do's review of Aneros Helix Syn Silicone Prostate Massager

    "The pillow's gone across the room and I’m bucking like a demented rodeo rider. My pelvis is thrusting like a steam train and the face would get top marks at a gurning competition. I am normally far from vocal, but I’m single-handedly doing the soundtrack to a hardcore porn movie."

    Nymphetamine Dolly's review of Tracey Cox Supersex Single Silicone Toner Ball 39g

    "Once the ball is in place the cord hangs out (similar to a tampon) to make removal easy and mess free which is a feature that I really appreciate! I thought that it might get in the way but when I'm wearing the toner ball I find myself so focused on the feelings of it being inside me that I totally forget about the exterior cord!"


    Want to enter to win? Have a read of our handy review writing tips and submit your own review on something you own!

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    Comments (4)

    • Lovingnewtoys: April 11, 2017 22:21
      Congrats all - great reviews by everyone xxx
    • CoupleLTSTU: April 12, 2017 15:20
      Whoop, congratulations all!
    • Bondage god: April 18, 2017 09:22
      Congratulations to the winners and runners up. I have to Alana on top always thought she would be too heavy for that position.
    • Scorpius12: April 18, 2017 11:34
      Congratulations everyone! :) xx
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