1. Take Our Shagfest Survey - WIN £200 Worth of Sex Toys!

    Take Our Shagfest Survey

    Festival season: the only time people actually pay to sleep outside, queue for hours, not shower and go to the loo in what can only be described as a plastic coffin of doom.

    Despite these rather major downfalls, there is something about these muddy parties (not a euphemism) that really gets us pumped.

    Whether it's the chance to see your favourite band, escape the real world or have a spiritual awakening next to the Stone Circle listening to bongo drums at sunrise (don't judge me).

    This month, tell us all about your sexy festival experiences and you could win:

    This competition is now closed and the winner has been notified by email.

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    Comments (39)

    • Bondage God: July 20, 2016 20:15
      Survey all done. Interesting questions there.
    • Vanilla_kink: July 20, 2016 20:30
      Completed :) would soo love to won the satisfyer!
    • Fun Louise: July 20, 2016 21:16
      Survey done, I sound a total clean freek!
    • shaun wood: July 20, 2016 21:25
      Thats me done , fingers crossed i win,
    • andy sayburn: July 20, 2016 21:31
      All done hope I win ??
    • That twat over there: July 20, 2016 21:36
      Having answered "no" to have you had sex at a festival, I found that many of the subsequent question were of no relevance. If I haven't had sex a ta festival, I won't have had a threesome, or cheated etc etc. Would be nice to auto skip these questions
    • Zara: July 21, 2016 07:12
      Survey all done :)
    • Scorpius12: July 21, 2016 11:40
      Survey completed! Would love to win the Satisfyer - fingers crossed xx
    • Paul Muir: July 21, 2016 13:01
      Newbie here just wanting to spice our sex life up so would love to win this package
    • Tom Taylor: July 21, 2016 17:35
      Sorry, festivals are about the music, usually attend with a group of friends rather than my wife, even in my single years never saw a festival as a place to hook up I've paid to see Metallica not screw in a tent and end up so far back I can see anything!
    • Ralph goodrich: July 22, 2016 15:28
      Love to win
    • purring pussy: July 22, 2016 16:59
      Great survey, good luck everyone x
    • Grumpy bear: July 23, 2016 13:48
      I've never been to a festival. I don't even actively listen to music and have never even owned an mp3 player. I've been to concerts etc when I was younger but don't really enjoy the atmosphere.

      I found the questions a bit unanswerable so had to assume hypothetical situations for most.

      Im just more into movies and games. And sex of course.

    • LeilaK: July 24, 2016 23:15
      Survey complete, would love to win. Festivals are all about the music for me :)
    • sean slattery: July 25, 2016 16:04
      Love your products
    • Jj: July 25, 2016 19:04
    • Stu: July 25, 2016 19:44
      Never had the chance to go to a festival but can imagine how using toys with my wife in a tent where others could hear us would prob be a big turn on
    • Claire Jones: July 25, 2016 19:44
      Just trying to win lol
    • Claire: July 25, 2016 19:47
      bring on the shagfest
    • Andy: July 25, 2016 19:58
      Having a shagfestival with my wife and those new toys would the highlight to my summer big time out camping in the garden
    • Debsbabe: July 25, 2016 20:36
      can`t wait to have a good time with hubby
    • Neil Loffhagen: July 25, 2016 20:42
      A bit disappointed that the question on sexuality asked if someone was homosexual. I would have preferred are you gay, are you lesbian, are you bisexual, are you transgender. Otherwise interesting survey.
    • Jezebella: July 25, 2016 21:06
      Remember, when getting sexy at a festival always use contraception.A massive thick barrier preferably.
    • mark: July 25, 2016 21:17
      Love the survey starting to think there may be something wrong with me lol
    • Michael Keogh: July 25, 2016 22:21
      Great comp
    • Adam: July 25, 2016 22:50
      Great survey brought back memorys
    • steve: July 26, 2016 00:17
      Long time since I been to a festival so a lot was hypothetical had to rely on memories from the hippy days (yes I'm that old ) just want to win
    • Clark Bessant: July 26, 2016 08:41
      Born 1969
    • Emily: July 26, 2016 09:11
      Great service and products
    • Mike Devlin: July 26, 2016 10:43
      Great page
    • donald fairley: July 26, 2016 16:18
      Unfortunately I'm not able to go to many festivals recently , will be going to truckfest soon tho , and taking some lovehoney lingerie and toys for Mrs
    • jim: July 26, 2016 22:35
      Have fun
    • Mummymermaid: July 27, 2016 00:15
      Entered.good luck everyone xx
    • Amanda davidson: July 27, 2016 05:54
      Am straight
    • Donna Penny: July 27, 2016 23:32
      Love the site
    • Pierced_n_Spanked: July 28, 2016 10:11
      Never had sex at a festival... and now I want to! Haven't been to a festival for 10+ years :(
    • Martin: July 28, 2016 23:35
      Me and the other half just love lovehoney products are brilliant
    • Rishi: December 24, 2016 13:46
      i want to join ur turn
    • sam: June 24, 2020 05:22

      thanks for sharing!

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