1. "The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcock" | Sex Toy Review of the Month

    Vixen Mustang VixSkin Bright Realistic Dildo

    It's time to announce our latest Review of the Month, and I'm pleased to say that the £100 gift voucher is going to a veritable Lovehoney veteran. Sex Squid uploaded their first sex toy review in 2006, meaning they've been a proud part of our community for a decade. We're impressed!

    Of course, we were also impressed by their wonderful review of the Vixen Mustang VixSkin Bright Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup 7 Inch, which includes a comparison to the Mustang Royale.

    "I'm sure I'm not alone in finding that this joyous dick makes me want to burst into song! It's just so happy-looking. And as with my other Vixen dildos, it feels simply incredible. The VixSkin dual density silicone is remarkable. It's squishier than a real cock, but I don't see that as a bad thing. In fact, riding it anally, or when worn in a harness for pegging, it's lovely squashiness makes it more comfortable for anal than any other toy I've tried. When thrust deep and hard, the head can bump against your insides without causing you any discomfort, which means there's no need for your partner to pause. A submissive's dream then!" Read the full review here.

    Congratulations Sex Squid, and enjoy your prize. Want in? Write your review now to be in with a chance to win next.

    You don't think we'd stop at that, did you? We've also chosen three runners up to win 2,000 Oh! Points each to put towards their sexy shopping. Fancy being in with a chance to win next month? Read through our How to Write Winning Product Reviews guide for tips on making your entry stand out.

    Runners Up

    lmh95's review of Tracey Cox Supersex Toner Balls

    "I took these out just before intercourse and my OH did think I felt tighter down below, which was great. I found that with repeated use my pelvic floor felt much stronger, and the uncomfortable heavy feeling in the area that I had been experiencing plus the urge to pee all the time was gone. I was able to exercise again without needing to always wear a panty liner just in case of small accidents, which was a great improvement and really boosted my confidence again."

    Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildosecretlyslutty's review of Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo

    "The shape is more than just pretty too. It's not a large toy at all, and I was worried it wouldn't do much for me, but the inclusion of the second bulbous part creates a surprisingly full feeling, and the curves give me all sorts of tingles as I feel it moving in and out of me. It hits all the right spots, and I can cum with this more reliably than any other dildo I've tried. Combine this with a magic wand vibrator and it's game over, best sensations I've ever experienced. Well done, Lovehoney!"

    Kinkymermaid's review of Lovehoney Mains Powered Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator

    "I get sentimental when I think about this wand, it is truly magical. I'm not exaggerating when I say that it is my one and only, the light of my life and the most intense orgasm I've ever had."

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    Comments (11)

    • Lovingnewtoys: May 09, 2016 16:00
      Congratulations - great bit of writing. If I was into that sort of thing it would certainty make me want one xx
    • Bondage God: May 09, 2016 16:16
      Congratulations sex squid.
    • Vanilla_kink: May 09, 2016 20:37
      Congrats to you all :)
    • Sex Squid: May 09, 2016 22:08
      Eeep I'm famous! Congrats also to lmh95, secretlyslutty and Kinkymermaid :)
    • lmh95: May 10, 2016 16:55
      Thanks very much Nicole. I got a huge suprise when I saw that I was one of the lucky runners up. Thanks Lovehoney for the Oh! points. They will come in very handy.
      Well done again to Sex Squid, secretlyslutty and Kinkymermaid :)
    • Scorpius12: May 10, 2016 18:27
      Congratulations Sex Squid, and to all the runners up to! Great reviews :) xx
    • KitsiKiki: May 10, 2016 22:16
      Congrats! Love the title!
    • NatandTom: May 11, 2016 19:05
      Congrats Sex Squid! Well deserved, it was a great review :) Congrats to the runners up also x
    • mummymermaid: May 12, 2016 21:05
      Congratulations x
    • CoupleLTSTU: May 17, 2016 16:12
      Huge Congrats Sex Squid
    • Demrev: July 16, 2016 09:03
      psykologi Good Job. hanna ojala