"The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcock" | Sex Toy Review of the Month
It's time to announce our latest Review of the Month, and I'm pleased to say that the £100 gift voucher is going to a veritable Lovehoney veteran. Sex Squid uploaded their first sex toy review in 2006, meaning they've been a proud part of our community for a decade. We're impressed!
Of course, we were also impressed by their wonderful review of the Vixen Mustang VixSkin Bright Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup 7 Inch, which includes a comparison to the Mustang Royale.
"I'm sure I'm not alone in finding that this joyous dick makes me want to burst into song! It's just so happy-looking. And as with my other Vixen dildos, it feels simply incredible. The VixSkin dual density silicone is remarkable. It's squishier than a real cock, but I don't see that as a bad thing. In fact, riding it anally, or when worn in a harness for pegging, it's lovely squashiness makes it more comfortable for anal than any other toy I've tried. When thrust deep and hard, the head can bump against your insides without causing you any discomfort, which means there's no need for your partner to pause. A submissive's dream then!" Read the full review here.
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"I took these out just before intercourse and my OH did think I felt tighter down below, which was great. I found that with repeated use my pelvic floor felt much stronger, and the uncomfortable heavy feeling in the area that I had been experiencing plus the urge to pee all the time was gone. I was able to exercise again without needing to always wear a panty liner just in case of small accidents, which was a great improvement and really boosted my confidence again."
"The shape is more than just pretty too. It's not a large toy at all, and I was worried it wouldn't do much for me, but the inclusion of the second bulbous part creates a surprisingly full feeling, and the curves give me all sorts of tingles as I feel it moving in and out of me. It hits all the right spots, and I can cum with this more reliably than any other dildo I've tried. Combine this with a magic wand vibrator and it's game over, best sensations I've ever experienced. Well done, Lovehoney!"
"I get sentimental when I think about this wand, it is truly magical. I'm not exaggerating when I say that it is my one and only, the light of my life and the most intense orgasm I've ever had."
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